Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

"tAkE It It'S aLl YoUrS!"
"Is ThIs ThE gOoD pLaCe FoR tHe DoOr GiVeAwAy ??????"
"PuT ShOe On YoUr HeAd!!!!"

1. Tell me more

[Hunchman801]

1 sO InTEResTinG

[LoveMetal]

"KeK sAgE tRy HaRdEr FaGgOt"

Then Ajax punch him in the head. "We've got enough fuel, gather all you can, we'll get back to the car."

1. Gather poop

[Hunchman801]

1 and I'll highlight the fact that I was given no other option.

[LoveMetal]

You take all the shit you can with you and you get back to the car.

1. Fill the tank

[Hunchman801]

1 do I need to repeat this-

[LoveMetal]

The car is full and you're ready to go.

1.But how will we get back to the highway now?

[Hunchman801]

1 there has to be signs somewhere. Or a GPS?

[LoveMetal]

Some websites only have a part of them in the sewers. It is the case of DeviantArt. We must get into it then get through its non-sewer part in order to join the highway.

1. Let's go to DeviantArt.

[Hunchman801]

1 what part of Deviant Art is not in the sewers though?

[LoveMetal]

Ajax the fart guides you to DeviantArt, but at a moment he doesn't remember the road anymore. "You'll need to find the entrance alone I'm sorry".

1. Useless nauseous miasma...

[Hunchman801]

1 maybe he's bloated.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see some old 2009 ragecomic characters.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Hunchman801]

No, that's probably 9gag. I'll 2 continue driving.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see some old 2009 ragecomic characters.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Hunchman801]

2 - no, that's probably 9gag. I'll continue driving.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see a 60 years old pedo masturbating to a video of a 8 years old showing off her feet.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Hunchman801]

2 could be deviant art though-

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see two furries doing nasty things.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Hunchman801]

1 I'm pretty sure deviant act is where the furries reproduce.