Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Hunchman801]

1 let's not mention the ajc

[LoveMetal]

He takes an in-depth look at the forum, then he comes back to you. "The spammer is well hidden, but I found that he was using the nickname Driftmoon on his early years."

1. So..?

[Hunchman801]

1 that's a long cutscene @LoveMetal

[LoveMetal]

"When he was young he probably did not hide his IP adress. You should check in the Internet Archives to find about his early activity."

1. Where can I find the Internet Archives?

[Hunchman801]

1 driftmoon is the new dark-sasuke

[LoveMetal]

"Mhh let me remember... Highway exit 318 is Zalgo content, 319 is Fan fictions repository... So it must be at exit 320!"

1. Thank you mister, let's get back into the car

[Hunchman801]

1 let's find his IP from ten years ago could be linked to anything else now though

[LoveMetal]

Once you're out of the motel , you prepare to leave for another long trip.

1. Back to the highway!

[Hunchman801]

1 it's like a cutscene from those prehistorical games where you had to press a button to read further

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

After a few hours of driving, you finally get to the Internet Archives.
You open the door and meet a chatbot at the reception.

1. Hello, I would like to have some informations
2. Do you know how to find the IP of someone?
3. We would like to look at the former activity of someone

[Hunchman801]

1, I'll play it smart.

[LoveMetal]

"You want to register a domain name? No you have been misinformed. You need to adress to a registar."

1. We don't want a domain name, we want to find informations about someone

[Hunchman801]

1 k whatev

[LoveMetal]

"Registars can be found exit 57 on the highway."

1. But we don't want a registar, we want infos about someone called 'Driftmoon'!

[Hunchman801]

1 i'm in an administration building

[LoveMetal]

"Excuse me, I don't understand your request."

1. WE WANT INFORMATION ABOUT DRIFMOON!!!

[Hunchman801]

1 well

[LoveMetal]

"No caps lock please, where are your manners! Who do you think you are? You need to have the pass A-38."

1. Grmbl... Are you sure you got it well?
2. Where can I find this pass?

[Hunchman801]

1 might be the wrong pass after all

[LoveMetal]

"The pass A-38 is mandatory to consult the archives of an user. You'll find it at office number 1. Left corridor, last door on the right."

1. Go to left corridor, last door on the right