Shrek topic

[Harpic fraîcheur]

>Shrek arrives to RPC.
>Shrek starts fucking Frisco.
>Frisco wonders what's going on, he never felt a willy entering his deep anal ways in the past.
>Frisco thinks it feels nice at first, but then he starts having a prolapse and suffers of it.
>Frisco cries loudly, Hunchmanus deducts him one trillion Tings along with LovePédale trheatening him.
>As Shrek liked Frisco's anus much, he starts going after LovePédale and Hunchman.
>Shrek takes Hunchman by his right leg, he inserts it in his anus and much blood come of it.
>The RPC's banner is now painted of Hunchman's blood, his takes his head and starts fucking him in the ear and the explosion of his brain follows it.
>Shrek is now on LovePédale, he joins his dark room during the RD and starts smelling his poopy ass.
>Shrek thinks it stinks and gets angry.
>Shrek takes LovePédale's head, starts punshing it hard, he then takes out of his mouth his tongue.
>Shrek inserts LovePédale's tongue in his own anus, he feels so horny about it he feels like posting it on RPC.
>Shrek then gives Frisco his Tings back and starts fucking him in the ass again.

[Ray502]

Shrek 1: GOAT
Shrek 2: great
Shrek 3: good
Shrek 4: ok

[LoveMetal]

Hunchmanus parum phallum habes.

[Hunchman801]

>Shrek arrives to RPC.
>Shrek starts fucking Frisco.
>Frisco wonders what's going on, he never felt a willy entering his deep anal ways in the past.
>Frisco thinks it feels nice at first, but then he starts having a prolapse and suffers of it.
>Frisco cries loudly, Hunchmanus deducts him one trillion Tings along with LovePédale trheatening him.
>As Shrek liked Frisco's anus much, he starts going after LovePédale and Hunchman.
>Shrek takes Hunchman by his right leg, he inserts it in his anus and much blood come of it.
>The RPC's banner is now painted of Hunchman's blood, his takes his head and starts fucking him in the ear and the explosion of his brain follows it.
>Shrek is now on LovePédale, he joins his dark room during the RD and starts smelling his poopy ass.
>Shrek thinks it stinks and gets angry.
>Shrek takes LovePédale's head, starts punshing it hard, he then takes out of his mouth his tongue.
>Shrek inserts LovePédale's tongue in his own anus, he feels so horny about it he feels like posting it on RPC.
>Shrek then gives Frisco his Tings back and starts fucking him in the ass again.

Why am I the only one that dies?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Because Harpic is the new owner of RVC anyway, go back amusing our King now.

[Hunchman801]

Who, King Hunchman? I am him!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

I meant King Comment ? you jonquille can't be a King with all the drugs problem you have.

[Hunchman801]

Says Harpic Fifo the jonquillest jonquille in Jonquilland? Ha, how I laugh, unjonquilled and impervious to your deceit.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Ffs, I'm not a jonquille! Drugs are bad for you, stop taking them! I'm really worried for you.

[Hunchman801]

To jonquille, or not to jonquille: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the drugs to suffer-

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Please, I want helping you out. Listen to me, Fifo.

[Hunchman801]

Harpic Fifo, if you please.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Hunchmanus, as I'm the normal Harpic now I don't want helping you silly jester with your addiction to drugs.

Sincerely,

Harpic.

[Hunchman801]

You're the addicted jonquille here, Harpic défraîchi.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Stop making up untrue things, drugs are forbidden in my religion.

[Hunchman801]

Harpic jonquillat, illa jonquista.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Hunchmanus jonquillat stinkus, illa jonquista.

[Hunchman801]

Harpic pedes faeces degustavit et grossum Belgius stinkantes.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Harpic illud pulchrum est. Hunchmanus est etiam deformis.

[Ray502]

To all my members,

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.