Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Hunchman801]

1 i'd rather walk or even run the data though

[LoveMetal]

After some intensive searching, you find an old skyblog of the spammer.
"Look, this fucker has left its IP in public!", says the fart.

1. What to do now?

[Hunchman801]

1 where do you find IPs on a skyblog

[LoveMetal]

"At the end of the internet highway we can find the Place of All Glitches.", Ajax informs you.
"It is a very instable place, where everything there is getting corrupted. We should place his IP adress here!"

1. Sounds like a good plan
2. Isn't it a bit harsh?
3. Aren't we getting corrupted ourselves if we go there?

[Hunchman801]

3 yeah that's actually a good point bot

[LoveMetal]

"Yes we might, but it is a risk we have to take."

1. Fine then, let's get back to the highway

[Hunchman801]

1 notice i couldn't say no

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

And... You're back once again on the highway. You have a lot of distance to travel, let's hope that there will not be any problems.

1. Some miles later...

[Hunchman801]

1 yeah?

[LoveMetal]

"Oh no, we're out of fuel again", says Ajax.

1. #@¤% !!!

[Hunchman801]

1 that's what you get for driving a crap-guzzler

[LoveMetal]

"It was a prank mate haha, you felt into it!"

1. Dumb little fuckfart...

[Hunchman801]

1 maybe i shoulda let him wait outside

[LoveMetal]

After countless hours of driving, you finally reach the end of the highway.
You see several graphical glitches on the road.

1. Drive slowly

[Hunchman801]

1 glitches everywhere

[LoveMetal]

"You see the wormhole in front of us? It's the glitched core, we need to drop Driftmoon's IP in there", explains Ajax.

1. Get clośer t҉o the glit҉ch core̴

[LoveMetal]

Vous remarquerez que j'ai corrigé les problèmes d'unicode de mon bot.

[Hunchman801]

1. I see the need for UTF-8 now. ḥ̪̲ḙ̺͙ ͡c̫͇̦̳̥o̝̻m҉e̹̹̟s̡̞͇̱̙͇̭

[LoveMetal]

A͢s̷ ̶you̷ ̷g͏et ̴c͝los̕er̵ ͡to thè ǵlit̡ch co̷rȩ,͠ a͝ ̵s̷t̀r͘ang̢e se̶ǹśa҉tion ̨of̴ ́i͞nstàb̷iļit͞y̨ ̨tak̡ęs part҉ of͜ ͠y̴ǫu҉.͏

1. Ḑr҉op͝͡҉ th̴͝e ͏̛I͢P ̀́in̨ ̧ţ̀͜h͘͢e͝ ͞͠g̵͏l̢͢í͏t̸́ch̀ ̶̢͢c̢̛̕ore͜͢

[Hunchman801]

1 down you go