Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

What do you want to write?

1. Threaten him to make him stop
2. Implore him to stop
3. Ask him where he comes from

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2

[LoveMetal]

He replies to you with a PM full of swatiskas and pictures of Hitler.

1. It's Gamerking, send him a PM
2. It's the Jlfksjlflent, send them a PM
3. I don't have any clue, go back to index

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, I wanna know how will I die for choosing this option.

[LoveMetal]

What do you want to write?

1. Ask them if they are responsible of the wave of spam
2. Ask them to help you in order to wipe the spammers

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, that's probably how you gotta die.

[LoveMetal]

They write you back that no, they are in no way responsible of this shitstorm, and they are as sad as you to see the spam wave. Also, they call you a faggot.

1. Ask them for help in order to wipe the spammers
2. Go back to index

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I thought I'd die choosing it but actually let's go on with Ajax!

[LoveMetal]

"We have carefully reviewed your request, and we came to the conclusion that this filthy spammer needs to be stopped indeed. We made available to you the Great Flying Car from the Great Flying Poo. You can drive on the Internet highway to browse the web in order to find informations.
PS: You stink."

1. Jump into the Great Flying Car

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I trust in the Jlfksjlfl and think they are going to help me.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, I am wondering where Ajax will lead me to!

[LoveMetal]

"I know a good informer which resides at the Disposable motel. It's at highway exit n°226.", says Ajax.

1. Let's go.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, let's go with Ajax to solve this shitstorm out!

[LoveMetal]

You start the car, and you take off from the ground. Once you're high enough on the sky, you find a very large flying highway between the clouds.
However, you think that you saw something higher in the sky.

1. Go to the highway
2. Keep getting higher

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I know how bad the option 2 is already, no need to remind me of it please.

[LoveMetal]

You drive up to the highway through entrance 185: phpBB forums.

1. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, it's not like there was another option anyway.

[LoveMetal]

After some miles, a slow truck is blocking you from driving fast. It has Internet Explorer logos on the sides.

1. Overtake it
2. Stay behind it

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I attempted the 2nd option already.