Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

You start taking speed for overtaking Internet Explorer, but you notice a small bug escaping from its trailer and crashing down the road.

1. Be careful and stay behind it
2. Still overtake it

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I won't be taking that risk.

[LoveMetal]

The IE truck is very slow, but you decide to stay behind it.

1. Drive slow

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, fucking IE.

[LoveMetal]

It is definitly very very very slow.

1. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, ffs why did I choose the IE highway?

[LoveMetal]

The fart is getting increasingly angry and start insulting the truck.

1. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, Ajax my mate chill please.

[LoveMetal]

The IE truck finally goes out from the highway at exit 193: Microsoft Silverlight.

1. Finally!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, thanks God we managed to get outta there. The highway really took us much time.

[LoveMetal]

The car engine starts making a funny noise.

1. Investigate
2. Ask Ajax

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, he knows it better than me probably!

[LoveMetal]

The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"

1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, keeping asking Ajax.

[LoveMetal]

This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!

1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, pooping is a nice action!

[LoveMetal]

You try to poop as hard as you can, but nothing goes out from your butt except a funny noise.

1. Damn!

[Hunchman801]

1 Harpic's too slow.

[LoveMetal]

The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, I apology to the celestial fart.