Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, I want the celestial fart to chill.

[LoveMetal]

The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, looks like telling sorry doesn't help.

[LoveMetal]

As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, yeah, Ajax isn't happy it seems.

[LoveMetal]

The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1?

[LoveMetal]

"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I need to investigate on this situation.

[LoveMetal]

You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right

[Harpic fraîcheur]

If my memory serves, 2.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 4.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead

[Harpic fraîcheur]

If my memory serves, 2.

[LoveMetal]

You are in pipe number 7.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Harpic fraîcheur]

If my memory serves, 1.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 8.
It splits in three at its end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead
3. Go right

[Harpic fraîcheur]

If my memory serves, 2.

[LoveMetal]

Phew, you finally went out of the maze.

"I think I know in which part of the sewers we are", says Ajax.

1. And what is it?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I want to know what it is too!