Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I need to know more...

[LoveMetal]

"KeK sAgE tRy HaRdEr FaGgOt"

Then Ajax punch him in the head. "We've got enough fuel, gather all you can, we'll get back to the car."

1. Gather poop

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I don't like gathering poop but why not!

[LoveMetal]

You take all the shit you can with you and you get back to the car.

1. Fill the tank

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, gotta fill the tank!

[LoveMetal]

The car is full and you're ready to go.

1.But how will we get back to the highway now?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I wonder that. Can you tell me more, Ajax?

[LoveMetal]

Some websites only have a part of them in the sewers. It is the case of DeviantArt. We must get into it then get through its non-sewer part in order to join the highway.

1. Let's go to DeviantArt.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, fucking let's go to to DeviantArt, let's wish I won't see too much furries in though!

[LoveMetal]

Ajax the fart guides you to DeviantArt, but at a moment he doesn't remember the road anymore. "You'll need to find the entrance alone I'm sorry".

1. Useless nauseous miasma...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, Damn Ajax!

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see some old 2009 ragecomic characters.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, it must be there.

[LoveMetal]

Unfortunatly, it was 9gag.

1. Dammit, let's start the road again.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, shit! Let's go to the road again then.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see some old 2009 ragecomic characters.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, fuck it. Continue driving.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see a 60 years old pedo masturbating to a video of a 8 years old showing off her feet.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, it can only be Deviant.

[LoveMetal]

Unfortunatly, it was the dark side of youtube.

1. Dammit, let's start the road again.