Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, fuck off.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see some old 2009 ragecomic characters.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see a 60 years old pedo masturbating to a video of a 8 years old showing off her feet.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

There is an entrance next to you. Behind it, you see two furries doing nasty things.

1. It's here!
2. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, yeah, thanks.

[LoveMetal]

You got it right, it was the dark entrance to Deviant Art. With the car you start climbing a slope road, until you find a sign indicating the highway.

1. Let's go.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Let's go!

[LoveMetal]

You're on the bright side of DeviantArt now, and you are close to join back the highway.
Still, there seems to be a lost furry chilling on the road.

1. Avoid him
2. Pass over him

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2. Let's kill the furry.

[LoveMetal]

*SPROTCH*
With furry blood on your wheels, you get back on the highway by entrance 208: DeviantArt.

1. Finally!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

You're back safe and sound on the highway.

1. Let's drive

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?

[Greeness]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"Mhh I think I recognize it and I don't like it", says Ajax the fart.
"It is a BuzzFeed crawler, it is eating everything that is near him to create shitty content for its website."

1. Can't we dodge it?
2. Let's fight!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, could it be Lovy's mother?

[LoveMetal]

"We could try" answers the fart. But he is blocking the whole road so we must pass between his legs.

1. Drive slowly between the monster's legs.
2. Drive fast between the monster's legs.