Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

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[LoveMetal]

As you come in front of the monster, he opens his mouth and then s u c c s the air like a giant vacuum.

The force of attraction is so strong you get s u c c e d into the monster's mouth.

GAME OVER

1. Try again

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

You're back safe and sound on the highway.

1. Let's drive

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You're driving peacefully. After all, with a tank full of fuel, nothing could go wrong now.

1. What's this huge thing blocking the road?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, could it be Lovy's mother?

[LoveMetal]

"Mhh I think I recognize it and I don't like it", says Ajax the fart.
"It is a BuzzFeed crawler, it is eating everything that is near him to create shitty content for its website."

1. Can't we dodge it?
2. Let's fight!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2, we must fight him in order to pass though the way!

[LoveMetal]

You enter in a fight against BuzzFeed.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 3 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are charging (2 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging