Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

And... You're back once again on the highway. You have a lot of distance to travel, let's hope that there will not be any problems.

1. Some miles later...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, LET'S GO FO THE FUCKING BOSS???

[LoveMetal]

"Oh no, we're out of fuel again", says Ajax.

1. #@¤% !!!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. FUCK!

[LoveMetal]

"It was a prank mate haha, you felt into it!"

1. Dumb little fuckfart...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. I will remember about this Ajax.

[LoveMetal]

After countless hours of driving, you finally reach the end of the highway.
You see several graphical glitches on the road.

1. Drive slowly

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1...

[LoveMetal]

"You see the wormhole in front of us? It's the glitched core, we need to drop Driftmoon's IP in there", explains Ajax.

1. Get clośer t҉o the glit҉ch core̴

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Seems risky!

[LoveMetal]

A͢s̷ ̶you̷ ̷g͏et ̴c͝los̕er̵ ͡to thè ǵlit̡ch co̷rȩ,͠ a͝ ̵s̷t̀r͘ang̢e se̶ǹśa҉tion ̨of̴ ́i͞nstàb̷iļit͞y̨ ̨tak̡ęs part҉ of͜ ͠y̴ǫu҉.͏

1. Ḑr҉op͝͡҉ th̴͝e ͏̛I͢P ̀́in̨ ̧ţ̀͜h͘͢e͝ ͞͠g̵͏l̢͢í͏t̸́ch̀ ̶̢͢c̢̛̕ore͜͢

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Shit.

[LoveMetal]

Driftmoon appear in front of you right before the IP is dropped into the core.
"What are you trying to do? I'll wipe you out of internet!"

1. Fight

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You enter in a fight against Driftmoon.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect