Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

[Steo]

The Bog Of Murk is the reason Rayman 3 is good.

[The Jonster]

The Bog of Murk exists in every Rayman game.

[Steo]

Rayman fans are all mad eejits just like I am

[The Jonster]

I'm a Rayman fan too so I must also be a mad eejit!

[Mortamon Saturn]

Rayman make his own dumb theories about us.






















Also Rayman now lives in The Bog of Murk.

[The Jonster]

Rayman knows that I'm a mad crazy eejit.

[Lil_DRE]

Rayman is my distant cousin and he lives in Scotland

[Steo]

Rayman is my brother, I'm limbless too. It just looks like I have arms.

[Lil_DRE]

Rayman is my own son

[Mortamon Saturn]

Rayman actually has limbs, they're just invisible.

[Steo]

Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.

The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.

[The Jonster]

Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.

The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.

Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.

The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.

Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.

Globox brainwashed us to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think brainwashing the brainwash to brain wash the Rayman Saturn to wash the brain with soap to brain the wash was good to Sonic the Hotdog... wait... I lost it !

Or maybe... I was brainwashed into losing it !

[The Jonster]

Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.

The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.

Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.

Globox brainwashed us to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think brainwashing the brainwash to brain wash the Rayman Saturn to wash the brain with soap to brain the wash was good to Sonic the Hotdog... wait... I lost it !

Or maybe... I was brainwashed into losing it !

Ly brainwashed us to make us believe Globox brainwashed to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us to believe that Rayman was good.

[Mortamon Saturn]

All the UbiArt games happened in Rayman's mind when he was having a trip after he drank the super helicopter potion, which was made out of drugs and hallucinogenic mushrooms. That's also how the Super Mario Bros. series happened.

[Nve]

Rayman games series is only a dream of masochist who cut himself an arm. Now he is dreaming about a guy who can grab without an arm.

[Steo]

Rayman and Globox were doing cocaine in the UbiArt games, that's how they're so energetic, hyper and happy

[The Jonster]

Rayman and Globox were doing cocaine in the UbiArt games, that's how they're so energetic, hyper and happy

That’s because they sniffed cocaine from Holly Luya’s ass.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Clark is Shrek after spending too much time away from his swamp.