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Rayman was created by Mr. Dark he just defeated Bad Rayman and took his place.
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Man Ray is named after Rayman actually, Rayman came out about 8 years in advance :P
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Rayman is a strawberry-flavored eggplant.
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All plums will one day evolve into a clone of Rayman.
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Rayman can shoot Rays from his mouth
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Rayman was practicing to master the Kamehameha, as proven by one of his attacks in Rayman Revolution.
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:lol:

Rayman was using bear traps to shock people.
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The Knaarens are fucking invincible because Nanomachines, Son ! They harden in response to physical trauma ! You can't hurt them, Jack !
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Jumping over the Knaaren on GameCube is possible.
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Rayman won't appear in Smash because the amiibo would be impossible to make.
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Rayman can trip over skipping ropes even though he has no legs. Raving Rabbids logic.
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The Rabbids have logic !
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The Rabbids noticed!
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Sergueï is actually Mary-Alice from Desperate Housewives in disguise.

(Just randomly remembering that some of the scenes with Rayman and Sergueï have music that reminded me of the Desperate Housewives theme.)
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Rayman actually died in the explosion at the end of Rayman 2 and the Rayman that appeared with the walking stick was actually Dark Rayman disguised as Rayman.
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The villain always wins in Rayman so it's just like gambling.
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Razorbeard went on a holiday on the beach after escaping the explosion.
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Saying I want the treasure really ends the game and you never fight Razorbeard.
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The magic fist replaced the telescopic fist because Rayman forgot how to use it.
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The magic fist then got replaced by the telescopic fist because Rayman remembered how to do it but forgot in return how to perform the magic fist.
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