Make an Excuse Game

[Aaron]

Because I haven't even played it yet since I can't buy it with my cash!

Why can't people always be honest?

[Steo]

Because they believe that lying and cheating is better like the Guerrero's. They lie, they cheat, they steal.

Why do you not like Tily?

[The Jonster]

Because DEATH TO TILY!!!!

Why is autocorrect so shitty?

[Aaron]

Because autocucumber

Why do people rush to places?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because the places are calling out to them.

Why aren't you taking charge of a team?

[Steo]

Because I was too busy installing Windows 7.

Why are you using Windows 10?

[The Jonster]

Because Fifo made me so I couldn't use Linux.

Why does autocorrect exist?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because the phone wants you type something and correct something yourself.

Why aren't you coming to dinner?

[The Jonster]

Because my dog ate it.

Why can't I use the name Frisco?

[Steo]

Because it's copyrighted by Nestle.

That's not how you play by the way, you ask about others, otherwise it's just the same as ask a stupid question

Why aren't you following the rules?

[The Jonster]

Oops.

Because I didn't read the first post that clearly

Why didn't you finish your homework?

[Steo]

Because I'm 26

Why weren't the dishes done like I asked?

[The Jonster]

Because I'm not in the kitchen.

Why isn't your room clean?

[Steo]

Because I have too much stuff.

Why didn't you charge your phone?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because there were too much stuff in the way.

Why aren't you getting back your rival?

[The Jonster]

Because he's dead.

Why didn't you fill up the car with gas?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because I was smoking that time.


Why do you oppose your master?

[Steo]

Because I'm an asshole

Why did you not defragment the computer?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because I thought that the files could handle themselves since my computer is fast.

Why didn't take the car to the dealership in time?

[The Jonster]

The dealership closed when I got there

Why did your computer explode?