Things Teensies Would Say

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go and purchase souvenirs even though I live here.

[The Jonster]

I have to sell mud pies and disguise them as chocolate cupcakes.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go and make up a list of good excuses.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go plough all my savings into synthetic CDOs.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go and use a dictionary for the next time I play Scrabble.

[The Jonster]

I have to stick toe jam on toast.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to say that the new cartoon "The Rise Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on Nickelodeon looks like sh!t.

[The Jonster]

I have to shoot people with a can opener.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go and melt my frozen yogurt.

[The Jonster]

I have to put tomato pie filling in my pie.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go train my feet.

[The Jonster]

I have to go give my password to my account to a hacker.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go and dismember myself in a ditch and see what my head sees lower down.

[The Jonster]

I have to roll my eyes back and see what my brain looks like.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go play a game while playing an actual game.

[The Jonster]

I have to give my heart to my best friend (literally).

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go feed my pet rock.

[The Jonster]

I have to cut the wires to my headphones and implant them in my ears.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I have to go and buy all the cheeses in the world.

[The Jonster]

I have to go and buy all the cheeses in the world.

Dude, that's like one of my goals!

I have to use mind-control on somebody.