The 'I Have Never' Game

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:37 am

I have never had a pink moustache.

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:39 am

I have never had a purple beard.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:43 am

I have never called someone an "Idiot" on the phone.

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:45 am

I have never used the word 'stone' to think of my weight.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:48 am

I have never stoned someone.

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:58 am

I have never axed someone to get me coffee. Get it?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:00 am

I have never wanted to be a lumberjack in order to understand jokes that involve axe puns.

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:01 am

I have never thought about being a plumber like one of my favorite heroes.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:59 am

I have never liked having to use Windows 10.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:16 pm

I have never been in a running pursuit by the police.

Post by **Steo** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:44 pm

I have never minded bigger words, symbols or having capital letters on certain words as long as the sentences are readable.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:19 pm

I have never liked people who judged use of capital letters.

Post by **Steo** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:03 pm

I have never liked being judged for no reason, but if I've been an asshole then that's fair enough

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:59 pm

I have never dressed like a nazi.

Post by **Steo** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:17 pm

I have never said top of the morning to ya unless I was just messing about the stupid stereotype

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:55 pm

I have never put a pencil between one of my ears to look smart.

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:57 pm

I have (Edit: never) went more than a day of saying nothing on this forum.

FUCK!

Post by **Steo** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:27 am

Yeah you have, in fact you went 25 years, which is over 9131 days

I have never done stuff like that unless I thought it was funny

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:36 am

The Jonster wrote:I have (Edit: never) went more than a day of saying nothing on this forum.

FUCK!

I had a lot of time to correct your mistake before you even had the chance to make that edit but I had mercy for you.

I have never made a request for a radio station to play my favourite song.

Post by **Steo** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:00 am

I have never put my dishes in the washing machine and proceeded to put it on a spin cycle

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