The Blame Game

[Steo]

I didn't see a thread like this and I just thought it might be worth a try.

Basically, you just blame the user above you for something that happened. It's just for fun, not to personally insult people, so please don't resort to that and try to make sure that your reasons aren't offensive to the user.

There's nobody above me so:

It's nobody's fault that there's no poster above me in order to blame

[The Jonster]

Ok lemme try then ummm....

It's Steo's fault that I spilled sparkling water on my keyboard.

[Steo]

It's all Jonsters fault that I ended up saying hi to a bot

[The Jonster]

It's Steo's fault that my biscuits were stolen.

[Steo]

It's Jonster's fault that my brother ate the last of the chocolate biscuits

[The Jonster]

It's Steo's fault that I stole his tea.

[Steo]

It's Jonster's fault that they haven't shipped my GPU yet because he should have told the seller to ship it faster

[The Jonster]

It's Steo's fault I can't think of a game to play right now because he came up with this new thread that I want to post in.

[Steo]

The Jonster is to blame for the Nintendo Direct just generally not being very good.

[The Jonster]

Steo is to blame because he made me watch that Nintendo Direct, and it ended up being a waste of time.

[Steo]

I blame Jonster for my computer acting up last night, which in turn made me have to reinstall the OS.

[The Jonster]

Steo was blamed because he made the bed break a little, so I had to move the mattress to the floor.

[Steo]

It's Jonster's fault how I used to post in the wrong threads a lot back a few months ago.

[The Jonster]

Steo is the reason that I ninja posted a lot, simply because he was too slow to respond.

[Steo]

It's Jonster's fault for all the questions I didn't know the answers to in the likes of the TTQ etc.

[The Jonster]

It's Steo's fault that I lost my first TTQ the first time, he just knew more Raymanthan me.

[Steo]

It's Jonster's fault that I lost the GMTI because he voted for someone else

[The Jonster]

It's Steo's fault that Fifo's server closed down, because Fifo couldn't take the abuse from him.

[Steo]

I guess I wasn't very nice to him at one stage tbh

It's Jonsters fault that SLI doesn't seem to be working correctly with my TV and monitor both plugged in together.

[The Jonster]

Well neither was I at one point also, but I've made my peace with him.

It's Steo's fault that I have a disease on my neck because he infected me with infectious bacteria.