make conversation using sea puns

[thegrammarteensie]

don’t ask
explaining would take a whale

[Hunchman801]

Go ahead, the summer made me patient and I have a lota time.

[thegrammarteensie]

The topic name said “sea” puns, not “water” puns— your response is finvalid!
Though I suppose I cod tell you the tale...

Long ago, when I was a young gill, one of the fishues I had always pondered was what sort of strange animals the Teensies were based on (perhaps just for the halibut— either way, I was sardinely attached to the little fellows). I originally settled on some sort of olm or axolotl (and from what I’ve sean, the folks who finhabit this plaice certainly agree), but after a while the idea seemed a little fishy. After wrasseling with many different theories over the years, my mind finally settled on the answer— they were whales! Really, really anthropomorphisized whales... Ever since that momentous occasion, I have sharked off any and all serious responsibilities to make whale jokes (or in this case, a less niche variant), and continue to do so to this day.

Good greef... maybe I should scale down the size of my posts in future

[Steo]

I can sea this topic working out with creativity put into it. I like a lot of bass when I'm listening to music

[Ray502]

Can I sea you guys later?

I'll sea myself out.

[Aaron]

Shore, you can.

[Rudie Radio Waves]

What the shell are you talking aboat?

[Steo]

Water you talking about?

Weed is only a class sea drug so it's not that bad.

[CoffeeNeko]

Why the FISH does this topic even exist?
WET, what even is the point of my SHIPpy existence?

[thegrammarteensie]

Why the FISH does this topic even exist?
WET, what even is the point of my SHIPpy existence?

If you’re confused, you orca check the third post— I eel like it explains quite a lot, as it’s a dive into small me’s psyche

[Steo]

I hope that eejit can sea me wave from this distance, otherwise he must have buried his head in the sand.

[thegrammarteensie]

I trout anyone will post unless I prompt them to— hopefully this reminder will be inspiratetional

A part of me wonders if we should have a 10-post shellebration, though I’m sure some keeljoy would ruin it for us all

[WizardMinecraft]

Its not like we are seaing any seamen coming to this topic...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

My urechis unicinctus is the biggest.

[Steo]

It's pretty clammy in here. I was trying to learn some sea programming but I'm not too shore about what I'm doing. I'm also not buying a shark card from Rockstar for GTA V

[Steo]

I sea we might have to wave goodbye to this thread

[The Jonster]

I sea i haven’t noticed this thread yet. I hope I don’t make anemone of thegrammarteensie

[Steo]

Whale oil beef hooked

[Aaron]

Sea that? That's a-kule! (cool) I'm gonna perchase that!

[Steo]

I'm not shore pier 2 pier is safe on the net. Well at least that board I ordered was shipped