Make an Excuse Game

[Steo]

Because I was just being cheap

Why are you calling them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

[Aaron]

Because he's just a skin. And also because how in the world are you supposed to get Blue Mammoth coins?! (really want to know)

I haven't got a question so I'll let someone else ask one

[Steo]

We'll just use this one again

Why are you calling them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

[The Jonster]

Because he's just a skin. And also because how in the world are you supposed to get Blue Mammoth coins?! (really want to know)

Unfortunately I think the only way is by buying them. Kinda sucks cuz I’ve gotten used to playing the characters they’re skins of.

Why are you calling them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

Because instead of using charcoal I used water as the heat source in the grill.

Why did you say those things to me?

[Steo]

I didn't even see that question Aaron sorry, but yeah you have to buy mammoth coins.

As to the question, it was the only way you'd listen

Why didn't you just listen when I was saying it nicely?

[The Jonster]

All I could think about back then was a high post count and Tings, and you already knew that.

Why didn’t you eat your vegetables?

[Steo]

True I did already know everything. I've grown wise in my old age

Because you burnt them onto the pot.

Why haven't you put the kettle on?

[The Jonster]

Because my kettle’s not working and I’m not making tea at the moment.

Why’d you drink all my beer cans?

[Steo]

Because you don't even drink despite saying < is drinking beer

Why have you seen others do something, then copy them?

[Aaron]

Actually I don't know, it's an irresistible urge!

Why didn't you turn down the headphones' volume when I was talking?

[Steo]

Because I couldn't hear you ask me to lower the volume

Why didn't you empty the recycle bin?

[The Jonster]

Because I had left something important in there.

Why did you restore all the junk to my computer?

[Steo]

Because that's effectively what I just said

Why did you open a new window on the computer when I said it was too hot?

[The Jonster]

I was just trying to cool the air, man...

Why did you close the laptop before I finished working?

[Steo]

Because it was just left on unattended and I almost tripped over the charger.

Why haven't you fixed the puncture in the bike wheel yet?

[The Jonster]

Because I don’t have the right tape yet.

Why did you distract me and make me lose the race?

[Steo]

Because you were cheating

Why did you act on impulse instead of thinking logically?

[The Jonster]

Because it's my nature and I couldn't help it

Why am I holding things in like this?

[Steo]

*Edited this huge section out and talked about it privately as I'd rather not cause a fuss on RPC again*

Why haven't you obeyed the rules of this thread?

[The Jonster]

I realise I wasn’t following the rules, my apologies.

Why haven’t you returned the books to the library yet?