Make an Excuse Game

[Steo]

*Edited this part out too*

Because I actually rented games not books.

Why haven't you drank 8 glasses of water today?

[The Jonster]

Fair enough.

I was drinking clear lemon-lime soda most of the day.

Why did you miss your doctors’ appointment?

[Steo]

*Talked about it privately and edited it was best to edit this part out*

Because you kept me awake all night.

Why did you multipost frequently?

[The Jonster]

Because I kept hitting submit so fast

Why didn’t you fix that hole in the wall?

[Steo]

I did, but I put my hand through it again over that nonsense

Why didn't you help me fix my Dreamcast?

[The Jonster]

Well I’m in America, not Ireland.

Why didn’t you clean your glasses?

[Steo]

Well I’m in America, not Ireland.

That's no excuse! With your videogame knowledge, you could have helped me online

Because I lost my lint free cloth.

Why haven't you got a logical explanation as to not helping me fix my consoles?

[The Jonster]

Because I don't have any experience in fixing things nor do I have such a vast amount of videogame knowledge

Why did you have a bad dream last night?

[Steo]

Because I had been playing Cave Of Bad Dreams

Why have you gone and deleted your save file?

[The Jonster]

Because i wanted to replay the game again! (Sorry about your save files though)

Why did you play a game if you didn't like it?

[Steo]

Because I heard it had nice ladies in it

Why didn't you finish your assignment?

[The Jonster]

Because i'm having problems implementing something on it.

Why did you run out of printing paper to print documents?

[Steo]

I edited out all of that stuff to avoid drama, even though that wasn't the intention. I took it privately and talked about it like we should have in the first place

Because Fifo used all the paper

Why have you changed the WiFi password?

[The Jonster]

Let's try this again...

So I can stay safe from any foreign intruders trying to use the wifi to connect.

Edit: Why didn’t you hang the stockings yet?

[Steo]

Because there's still a week left until Christmas, and who knows how long ago you edited the post to say that.

Why haven't you done any Christmas shopping yet?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Bumped for the sake of activity.

Because I Don't have any money to buy groceries.

Why can't you pay attention?

[The Jonster]

Because I have a disease called...uh...what was it again?

Why didn't you wake up on time?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

There was no alarm clock and no one woke me up.


Why Didn't you clean your room?

[The Jonster]

Because I was out having lunch with a friend.

Why didn't you fix the strings on my guitar yet?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because I didn't want to snap anymore of the strings.

Why aren't you washing the Windows?