Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your Xbox fans explode.

I wish my blood pressure would go down wile I could still eat salty snacks.

[Majora]

Granted but your blood pressure now increases with sweet snacks instead.

I wish I could travel to anywhere in the world without the need for travel expenses.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you can only travel to one place in the world.

I wish that natural disasters didn't exist.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but then the lack of volcanic and tectonic activity means the Earth's surface is boringly flat everywhere. And underwater too I guess.

I wish I weren't so tired today.

[The Jonster]

Granted except you then become hyper and annoy people with your boundless energies!

I wish I could be perfectly ready for my interview tomorrow.

[Aaron]

Granted but then you have so many things to say that you end up saying things when it's supposed to be the end of the interview!

I wish history in school would be taught in a funny/entertaining way so that you can learn stuff easier.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you don't learn a lot of history.

I wish I could get more sleep today.

[Steo]

Granted, but you slept for 2 months and only woke up now

I wish my Panasonic TV could work well for PAL games with my OSSC.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your NTSC games become very blurry.

I wish I could drive my car without having to worry about filling it up.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then you won't Remember what a Gas Station actually is if you have to go there again for other things.

I wish my phone is not very laggy and wouldn't act "sucky".

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your phone won't charge even if you use the correct charger.

I wish I could get my new bank card soon.

[Steo]

Granted but then the account will lose all its money.

I wish fixing electric showers was legal.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Thank you for reviving this thread.

Granted but then having them broken is illegal.

I wish that the Wiimm Mario Kart Wii would have all the custom tracks in the files without me having to download them all to play them in the game.

[Steo]

I just went through and seen it left back in December before Christmas.

Granted but then half of the characters would be missing due to how much memory the tracks would take up.

I wish Ubisoft would release a new Splinter Cell, just like Rayman, it's been 6 years.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then Rabbids infest it.

I wish I could have some plum juice.

[Aaron]

Granted, but since the plum is a hallucinogenic fruit, you're going to get hallucinations from it.

I wish I (and many other Rayman fans) wouldn't have to wait so long for the next 3D Rayman game. (I mean, Origins and Legends are great games, but we didn't see a new 3D Rayman yet since 1999!)

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but your perception of time is screwed up so you think it's even longer than it is. (Seriously, 1999? I think you mean 2003.)

I wish I owned the Simpsons instead of Disney.

[Steo]

Granted but then Disney goes out of business.

I wish I could get games for free instead of paying.

[Aaron]

Granted, but your perception of time is screwed up so you think it's even longer than it is. (Seriously, 1999? I think you mean 2003.)

I wish I owned the Simpsons instead of Disney.

Oh, my bad! I knew Rayman 3 is currently the last 3D Rayman game, I just accidentally said 1999 for some reason.

Granted but I got ninja-posted by Jonster and Steo

I wish I knew how to make steamed hams.

[Steo]

Granted but then you burn the recipe accidentally and can't remember what it was.

I wish I could hang out with the cool kids.