Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:01 pm

Because they're looking to make you write bad checks or stick bamboo under your nails and that's very scary.

Do people from Northern Ireland really call it "Rayman Tea"?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:14 pm

Probably

Is rayman comunist?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:58 pm

We all know he is because if he wasn't one, he wouldn't wear a red bandana/hoodie.

Why did Globox think he opened the doors in the Longest Shortcut?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:02 pm

Because hes stupid

Why does rayman origins 3ds exist?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:48 pm

Because people must like really low framerates and bad quality textures.

Why was Rayman 3 rated 3+ but the censored HD version is 7+?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:36 pm

Because back in the day, ppl werent sensetive to anything

Is the fairy glade secretly hong kong?

CaptainTyx · Post by **CaptainTyx** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:22 pm

Everyone here speaks a language i don't understand, so yeah, maybe !

Do Globox appear in the film <<Rain man>> ?

Post by **Steo** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:45 pm

It actually gets it's name from the rain dance, so Globox does make an appearance.

Why does The Walking Shell neigh like a horse?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:38 pm

Because raymans gonna ride till he cant no more

Is batilla secreatly a cowboi

Post by **Steo** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:02 am

The odds of that are so slim that it's Slim Shady.

How much bogs would a bog swamp swamp if a bog swamp could swamp bogs?

CaptainTyx · Post by **CaptainTyx** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:16 am

I don't know, but get out of my swamp !!!

Do the Razorbeard's Flying ship works with Diesel or Electrecity ?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:28 am

No with esential oils

How high is rayman

Shadowrayman · Post by **Shadowrayman** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:08 am

Are there any "hair-creatures" in Rayman?

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 6:37 am

High above the clouds, StelzenBomber.

And no, that story is bunk ofc. Seriously.

Can other people get high on plum juice like Globox?

Post by **Steo** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:12 am

It's more drunk than high and yes look at me.

Will plum juice make anybody a great swimmer?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:34 am

If drowning counts,then yes

Which combat fatique makes rayman go sicko mode

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:18 am

The Vortex, because it's literally the color of... you know...

What else does plum juice give you besides fins?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:23 am

Herpes

Why can rayman sometimes not use his helicopter infinetly,

Post by **Steo** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:05 pm

Because he got a haircut.

Why are there so many Lums in Ubiart games?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:47 pm

Just ripoff lums,not the real deal

Whos a robot

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