Corrupt a wish!

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but you end up freezing to death because they're so cool.

I wish I could stomach Blindboy Boatclub's short stories.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then you cant stomach jokes.

I wish I could see Globox driving in a bike.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then Steo needs to think of someone else to ride a bike in his signature.


I wish Candy Daisy was available in all Mario games that Daisy herself appeared in.

[Steo]

Granted but then Peach disappears instead.

I wish I had enough money for decent speakers.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then your speakers shatter the glass windows in your room, bringing in hot air.

I wish I could teleport around the world.

[Steo]

Granted but you have no control of where you end up.

I wish I could afford the parts for my computer right now.

[Aaron]

Granted but then you won't be able to afford sweet, sweet Guinness.

I wish Akinator was better at guessing characters.

[The Jonster]

This will be granted except all the characters are in different languages.

I wish my sound driver wasn’t broken.

[Steo]

Granted but then your display one breaks instead.

I wish I had a Nvidia RTX 2080.

[Aaron]

Granted but it turns out to be faulty.

I wish the full version of Monumentum Valley wasn't so costly.

[The Jonster]

You grant this wish except when you buy it it turns out to be fake.

I wish I hadn't bitten my tongue just now.

[Steo]

Granted but then you bite your hand.

I wish I had more energy.

[Aaron]

Granted but it's negative energy.

I wish I could eat my Mars bars in peace.

[Steo]

Granted, but then you don't get to sleep in peace.

I wish I could have all the money in the world.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then everything requires you to pay in dough. Cookie dough!!

I wish I could post lightning fast.

[Steo]

Granted but then your keyboard is totalled.

I wish I had full energy right now.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then RD ends.

I wish I could come up with more posting ideas.

[Steo]

Granted but then you fall asleep.

I wish I could drink coffee.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you can't stomach beer.

I wish I had a lot of posts in 5 seconds.

[Steo]

Granted but then the servers go down.

I wish I could touch type.