Things Teensies Would Say

[The Jonster]

I have to make a right, then go make a wrong instead of left.

[Aaron]

I have to go hate on right.

[Steo]

I have to go cheat at darts.

[Aaron]

How would you cheat at darts? You got me curious about that now.

I have to go lick the doorknob.

[Steo]

You probably can't, that's why a Teensie might say it.

(Though I guess you could lie about the score)

I have to go spill red wine on my carpet.

[Aaron]

Oh, yeah!

I have to go smoke a football.

[Steo]

I think it's it's only fair if I point it out again in the interest of fairness since I have before.

Note: This isn't intended for posting real life actions, but for creativity and fun. It fixates on doing stuff you should never do.

Creativity is key here, not constant complete randomness.

This thread revolves around creative ideas, ones which relate to doing things you should never do, but ones which are also humourous. Not just completely random posts to the stage where they make so little sense that one thing is completely irrelevant to another.

I have to go install MacOS on my PC.

[Aaron]

You're right, it won't happen again, I just thought it would be funny. And because I couldn't think of anything else at that moment.

I have to go install MEMZ on my computer thinking it's just "memes" spelled in a 'cool' way.

[The Jonster]

I must go mix ice cream into my coffee.

[Fifo]

I must go mix ice cream into my coffee.

I don’t find that weird.

I have to go edit a Final Fantasy save.

[The Jonster]

I suppose I should have said a specific ice cream flavour

I have to drop an IPhone down flights of stairs hoping it would survive.

[Steo]

It's just that we're best of not having it as a spam topic that would end up locked, similar to posting in "Opposite Day" and saying "I like/dislike ___" if you get me.

I have to go get a fork, my soup is getting cold.

[Aaron]

It's just that we're best of not having it as a spam topic that would end up locked, similar to posting in "Opposite Day" and saying "I like/dislike ___" if you get me.

I have to go get a fork, my soup is getting cold.

Yeah I get ya and I wasn't planning to nor going to do that, as I said, I just couldn't think of anything else and I had to clear that up.

Also I can't think of anything right now that would be amusing and not a real life action so sorry.

[Steo]

I have to go grab my guitar, I'm bass fishing.

[The Jonster]

I need to go sneeze into someone's food.

[Steo]

I have to go brag about the colour of my name.

[The Jonster]

I need to go rip my pants on purpose so I can leave training early.

[Steo]

I have to go play football with a bowling ball.

[The Jonster]

I need to go squirt hot pepper oils in someone's eyes.

[Aaron]

I have to go play football with a bowling ball.

I have to go play snooker with a golf bat.