Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

Yes, just make sure to take care when handling the fish.

Does it take a long time to finish Super Mario Bros. 2 with an emulator?

[Steo]

Definitely less than 48 hours.

How long does it take to complete Rayman 3 on a keyboard?

[Aaron]

Over 48 hours.

What's up with people saying "this smells fishy"? Do they mean something they're about to eat smells like fish?

[StelzenBomber]

Because it actualy smells like cat

Wheres yurlungurr

[Steo]

In London.

Was Bingo the farmer's name or the dog's name?

[StelzenBomber]

The cats


Whats 3*8?99^_!1??????

[The Jonster]

24?

Why do smoothies taste delicious?

[Steo]

Because delicious starts with deli and that means delicatessen.

When is the next bus due?

[The Jonster]

The next bus is due when the blue moon shines in two days.

Were those good rhymes?

[Steo]

They were Busta Rhymes.

Why are you wearing running shoes if you're walking?

[The Jonster]

That sounds familiar... (Busta Rhymes I mean)

Because Nancy Sinatra said so in her song.

Why did my toast burn if I set my oven to the "toast" setting?

[Steo]

He's a famous rapper.

Because you forgot to flip the bread over halfway.

Why do some microwaves have the option to stay on for 90 minutes?

[Aaron]

Because they can actually stay on for..... 48 hours! (I had to)

Why is it Guinness that takes the cake?

[Steo]

Because after I drink it I want to have all the cake myself.

Why can't I see what's on the radio?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Bumped.

Because then we will need to use our eyes to listen radios from now on.


Why do we call the letter "W" by the name "Double U" when we should just know it as "Double V" since it is two "V"s joined together?

VV -> W

[The Jonster]

Because they probably thought saying "double v" wasn't as smooth as saying "double u"

UU -> W? VV -> W!
uu -> w? vv -> w!

Are smartphones really smart?

[Steo]

They're "unsmart".

Should the other staff members be jealous that orange is a fruit, while green and red aren't?

[Aaron]

Heck yeah dude, definitely, since we all know that kiwis and apples are vegetables, right?

Why is it called "unwise" and not "imwise"?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because then we would have "unpossible" instead of "impossible" which would negatively affect our auto-correct.


Why do they say that the sunlight is good for you because it provides Vitamin D when it in fact drains your energy and makes you want to pass out?

[Steo]

Because people are evil and lie, they want you to suffer.

Who wants chowder?