Opposite Day

[Steo]

Fortnite and WIndows 10 are the best things ever!

[Mortamon Saturn]

Windows 10 is indeed pure perfection and I'm so glad Microsoft doesn't plan to ever change it! This system always brings a smile to my face when it forces an update upon my computer at the "best" times possible! Not giving any choice is obviously the best thing to do to your customers!

[Steo]

I like that they break it in every update, and I hate using Linux instead of it.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I'm totally disappointed to get a new rank and to finally be able to say that I have "over 9 000" Tings!

[The Jonster]

I'm totally not eating right now and having a greenish blue smoothie.

[Steo]

I don't even want anything to eat right now.

[The Jonster]

I totally don't want to sleep right now! Less sleep is better for your health!

[Steo]

Yeah, I want to starve and sit here all night.

[The Jonster]

And feel hot bc heat is the best!

[Steo]

I like when there's dead heat and you're sweating constantly.

[Shared]

I love the world and I think it's beautiful

[Steo]

I love the way lots of people abuse drugs nowadays.

[The Jonster]

I don’t like cheese and hate dairy on everything!

[Steo]

I hate tea, I never even drink it.

[The Jonster]

I feel the same way about sweets.

[Steo]

I love feeling really tired, it's great.

[The Jonster]

I hate sleep. I don’t wanna be asleep.

[Steo]

I'm happy with being awake right now.

[The Jonster]

I’m not happy with not going to sleep.

[Steo]

I hate that I have water beside me right now.