Things Teensies Would Say

[PluMGMK]

I have to go pull a Rabbid out of a hat.

[Steo]

I have to go throw a spanner in the works.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go say something that a Teensie would say.

[Steo]

I have to go eat some bark.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go swallow some paint buckets.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go eat paint chips yet again.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go play Bubsy 3D.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go play Half-Life in sub-VGA res on my modern PC because I can't find the video settings.

[Steo]

I have to go play a game for the first time using a language I can't understand.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go play Rayman Forever with one finger.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go put a PC right next to the fireplace with its inlet vents facing the coal bucket.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go pray the Holy Plum!

[Steo]

I have to go sit there and not type anything.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go shower my keyboard!

[Steo]

I have to go unplug my monitor so I can't see the screen.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go open up Word on my Windows PC/VM, stare at the screen, then use my phone to SSH in via WSL and start an interactive VBScript console, and issue Word with commands to add text to the document, instead of typing it in directly.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go spam topics with hateful comments.

[Aaron]

I have to go iron my desk and paint on my clothes with graffiti.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go open up Word on my Windows PC/VM, stare at the screen, then use my phone to SSH in via WSL and start an interactive VBScript console, and issue Word with commands to add text to the document, instead of typing it in directly.

I have to go do this without Windows, using LibreOffice, a Perl console and the UNO module, which is so badly documented.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go complete Rayman Origins without dying!