You know you suck at Rayman when...
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The Jonster

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you jump, you jump through the ground instead and die.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the ground leaves the game because it can't stand allowing you to walk on it.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Good one

When the Lums move away from you.
When the Lums move away from you.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the game explodes when you hit the power button, meaning you can't advance further in Rayman's world.
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the decorative elements like mushrooms and flowers kill you.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When at the Master Kaag fight, a glitch happens and you keep getting redirected to below one of the feet of the Master Kaag, always stomping you.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When an unskippable message pops up in the game to tell you that you suck too much to play it. And also that you need to log into a Bethesda.net account.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
That's already a thing, that stupid, dreadful yikes message in Origins.Rayman Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:48 pm When an unskippable message pops up in the game to tell you that you suck too much to play it. And also that you need to log into a Bethesda.net account.
When all the Hoodlums kill themselves so you can't get any points from them.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Aaron wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:49 pmThat's already a thing, that stupid, dreadful yikes message in Origins.Rayman Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:48 pm When an unskippable message pops up in the game to tell you that you suck too much to play it. And also that you need to log into a Bethesda.net account.
When you can only play as Tily in Rayman M/Arena because the game thinks you don't deserve to play as the other characters.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Murfy appears and instead of waiting for your answer he takes you back to the map in Origins.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Murfy gives up on giving you advices because you can't even do the most basics things he told you about.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Murfy gets angry at you in Rayman 2.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the tutorial in Rayman 3 never ends and you hear Murfy making fun of you forever.
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The Jonster

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Murfy asks you if you want to leave the area, and when you say yes he drops you off at The Bog of Murk. 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
...Globox is smarter then you without being hung upside down.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you hit a gong in Savage Swarms, but it just falls out of the screen, meaning you can't advance any further. 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
I'm sure someone somewhere has had a nightmare in which exactly that happened...Steo wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:37 am When you hit a gong in Savage Swarms, but it just falls out of the screen, meaning you can't advance any further.![]()
When Rayman is shrunk in Band Land and then falls into one of those recorders and gets stuck (I definitely once dreamed that, complete with his drowning animation).
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're the one who decided to make Rayman Mini an Apple Arcade exclusive.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you suddenly pretend to like Apple devices just because of Rayman Mini.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you play a copy of Rayman 2 on PC, you have a virus on your computer and you pressed the "I want the treasure" option, causing the virus to mutate and multiplying to invade all devices connected with any plug of your home, appearing the frozen picture of Rayman 2's Alternative Ending on the screen of each device and preventing you from advancing Rayman 2 permanently.
This is inspired by Life's a Glitch, Then You Die, a segment from a The Simpsons episode called Treehouse of Horror X.
This is inspired by Life's a Glitch, Then You Die, a segment from a The Simpsons episode called Treehouse of Horror X.

