Corrupt a wish!

[Steo]

Granted but he doesn't want to talk to you.

I wish I could be cured of acid reflux.

[StelzenBomber]

Geanted but it hurts like hell

I wish i was at heaven for 4 days

[The Jonster]

Gratned but then you can't come back..

I wish RD wasn't over.

[StelzenBomber]

Granted but only for 1 sec

I wish death wasnt inevitable

[The Jonster]

Guilty, but then everyone else is gone.

I wish life could be everlasting.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but at the end of time you’re just floating around in space

I wish for a pass to bump every topic on this forum

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but you have to post on them every hour to keep them from dying.

I wish to be able to go into the world of any type of media.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you’re kidnapped by a gang and killed as soon as you enter

I wish for a cardboard box

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but its soggy.

I wish for Rayman 4!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s a cheap flash game

I wish for rayman origins to come to PS5!

[DaveRattlehead]

Oh no, they've just cancelled the project

I wish I was a little bit taller

[Greengoop]

Granted, but being tall makes you more likely to get cancer

I wish for an authentic rayman haircut

[Giant Chicken]

The barber made a huge and obvious mistake that cant be undone.

I wish I could sleep for longer.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you will sleep for 200 years and the world will be a wreck destroyed by climate change and WW3

I wish for raywiki to be deleted and replaced with a rayman fandom operated by 6 year olds

[DaveRattlehead]

Granted, but they messed it up so bad that they deleted the fandom the same day it was created!

I wish I could play RDR for the very first time again.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you go back and change the timeline too much, which ends up in an multiversal war

I wish the PSP store didn’t close

[DaveRattlehead]

Granted, but all your personal information gets leaked by a group of hackers. Wait, that's exactly what happened in 2011...

I wish I had more holidays.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you earn less money

I wish for Starbucks to start doing plastic straws again (so I can actiallly drink my frappe without burning through 5 straws)

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have to do 5 exercises every day

I wish Ubisoft still gave out VIP in Rayman Legends

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they only give it to YouTubers

I wish PS1 and PS2 games on ps3 had trophies