Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

[Steo]

This is exactly why Rayman Mini only available for Apple devices, because Ubisoft hates the series so much, and they want to be sure that less people will be able to play it.

[Aaron]

Exactly. Ubisoft hates Rayman and the entire series and its fans too, the only reason they released it is for them to play it.

[Mortamon Saturn]

My old theory of the evil Flying Blue Elves was right! The actual plot of Rayman Mini will be about how they try to shrink all heroes in the Glade of Dreams to take over the world! The Funnels that we could see in Rayman Origins and its sequels were the proof that they began to set their plan in motion since they were already preparing their traps!

[Steo]

Rayman will always remain mini now, even if they make any new games.

[Aaron]

Yep, I can confirm that. And that the next game that they'll release is Globox Mini.

[Steo]

Which means the Baby Globoxes will become even smaller than ants.

[Aaron]

Oh and there's also gonna be Plum Juice Mini where you hop with the plum juice barrel from insect to plant to insect just like how you would in Rayman Mini, except in every level, Globox is the goal and you have to get yourself to him.

[Steo]

Tily is also going to feature in Rayman Mini to make a comeback after all these years.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Tily will finally become a main character in the next game. Because that's what the fans want obviously.

[Steo]

Razorwife will also be a main character in the next game. The demand for her to be in another game is crazy.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Ubisoft decided to troll their players as they had nothing better to do. As their ultimate troll, their Facebook Rayman page posted after 2 years of absence the announcement for Rayman Mini, describing it as being "fantastic news" as if it was really mind blowing.

[Steo]

Rayman Mini isn't even mini, it's actually huge. It takes up about 500GB of space and doesn't even fit on a phone, meaning you need a Mac.

[Aaron]

Haha good one.

Rayman Mini is just a prank Ubisoft's pulling on us trying to make us believe in their foolish lies. We all know that Ubisoft never says the truth in anyway.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Rayman Mini is secretly Rayman 4. The first announcements were just very late april fools jokes.

[Steo]

Everybody Loves Rayman is actually going to be released as a new animated series.

[Indy]

Henchman 1000 frick-fracked Razorwife

[Elite Piranha]

After Razorbeard lost to Rayman, he returned home and told his wife what happened; disappointed by her husband's failure, Razorwife decided to call her minions and go to the Glade of Dreams to eliminate Rayman.

[Steo]

Henchman 1000 frick-fracked Razorwife

This is how the Henchman 800 was made.

[The Jonster]

Tilt is actually Ly’s ugly sister and stole her place in Rayman M so she could get some attention towards her.

[Steo]

Speaking of frick-frack, Globox and Uglette must have had plenty of fun.