You know you suck at Rayman when...

[The Jonster]

When the paint wears off before you get the yinyang to the other side.

[Steo]

When you use a basketball to crawl into a crawl space, but then you can't get back out, meaning you can't advance any further.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you go to Eat at Joe’s for dinner but the food eats you.



Yes, Joe comes from Space Soviet Russia.

[PluMGMK]

OK, my new headcanon is that Joe cooks and serves piranhas in his restaurant.

[Steo]

When you try punch one of those fish and you end up swimming, except Rayman can't swim in the first game.

[The Jonster]

OK, my new headcanon is that Joe cooks and serves piranhas in his restaurant.

That still seems normal considering it’s fish.

[Hunchman801]

The fish in Eat at Joe's aren't exactly piranhas though.

[PluMGMK]

I guess not. Well, whatever they are, the headcanon is that Joe cooks and serves them.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Demise mode in Rayman Redemption signs the demise of your computer.

[The Jonster]

When you can't use cheat codes in the regular modes of Redemption.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you can’t even come up with anything to say in the "You’re too good at Rayman when…" topic.

[The Jonster]

When you can't complete any magician's minigame challengesd

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you somehow run out of time in any of the timed challenges at the very moment you start them.

[The Jonster]

When you forget that you're sliding and fly off.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Candy Château's food eats you.

[The Jonster]

When chocoalte defeats you.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Band Land plays you like a damn fiddle.

[Steo]

When you set the game to another language and then don't know which buttons to press.

[PluMGMK]

When you set the game to another language and then don't know which buttons to press.

That actually happened to me with Rayman 2, since it assumes an AZERTY keyboard when you play in French, and so Murfy says to press 'Q' instead of 'A'.

[Steo]

When you set the game to another language and then don't know which buttons to press.

That actually happened to me with Rayman 2, since it assumes an AZERTY keyboard when you play in French, and so Murfy says to press 'Q' instead of 'A'.

Oh, I didn't actually know that. I was just assuming that if you had a controller it would be impossible to forget.