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AdamSkelecoot · Post by **AdamSkelecoot** » Tue May 12, 2020 1:57 pm

Only if it was released exclusively on the Ouya.

Why is Andre?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:41 am

Because Andre

Do ogres dream about onions?

#Rubber mark# · Post by **#Rubber mark#** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:31 pm

Yes, but their dreams become reality.

Is the Rayman series ogre?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:02 pm

Only if you're playing Ramone Teh Gaem.

Why is Globox blue? (This was asked before, but not in 14 years.)

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:28 pm

He's blue because he's a fan of the infamous Eiffel 65 song "I'm Blue"

Why can't the Rayman characters who get captured just use guns to defend themselves?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:46 pm

Because they arent american

Why can rayman speak in rayman 3 but not in origins

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:03 pm

He does speak, just in a totally different language in origins.

Why is Globox obsessed with fruit?

Post by **Steo** » Sun Jun 21, 2020 12:49 am

It's mainly plum juice because he likes to get drunk.

Why does Globox want Strawberries?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:00 pm

Because he’s pregnant

Question: Why doesn’t The Magician just use his technology to start a tour business and charge Glade residence ridiculous prices? it’s a far more effective way to spread evil.

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:29 pm

Because hes a piece of dumbass

How does rayman poop

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:19 pm

He doesn’t he just vomits instead

Why did Betilla stop dressing so modestly

YouTube · Post by **PluMGMK** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:27 pm

She didn't. Rayman 1 just takes place in Winter while Origins takes place in Summer.

Does Ly also have Winter and Summer outfits?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:48 pm

No
Ly is just steak now

Is rayman conected to JoJo

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:27 pm

No but he does watch it on the weekends.

Why do Teensies like Disco?

ZelenPixel · Post by **ZelenPixel** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:17 pm

polokus when making the world just thought "lmao what if these funny nose people also just had a passion for dancing. every single one of them. wouldnt that be funny"

is globox REALLY an amphibian. he appears to have at least a few reptile traits like presumably being warm blooded (shows no signs of being more sluggish in the mystical pique, same for the red wizards) and whatever the scales in the 3d designs are supposed to be, and a few other things i forgot about. is my speculative biology loving brain going too nuts?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:22 pm

He’s actually a whole new class called a Bloatian

What does the food at Joe’s taste like?

Post by **Steo** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:59 am

It tastes electrifying ever since Rayman fixed the power.

Why does Globox get to have arms while Rayman doesn't?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:03 am

Because Rayman is better than him. Lacking limbs is a mark of superiority.

Question: Does Rayman smell?

Post by **The Jonster** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:22 am

No bc he uses fruit juice.

Why does Globox have amazing jazz hands?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:04 am

Because he listend to persona 5

Why is rayman so smol

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