Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

[Indy]

Probably not dumb, but Razorbeard's name in Dutch would be "Kartelbaard". Kartels are as how we Dutchies name the sharp edges of objects like saws, knives, and scissors.

[Steo]

The real reason Rayman has no limbs is because Globox thought it was OK to run with scissors.

[Indy]

Razorbeard banished Henchman 1000 to have him out of the way because his big dick game too strong.

[ZelenPixel]

teensy queen sounds. Like That because she smoked too much. thats a bad example for the kids smh!!

[Steo]

Razorbeard also smokes, which is why he's so small.

[PluMGMK]

It's not smoking, just that the Teensy Queen is a queen more in the "Panti Bliss" sense than "Elizabeth II".

[TheAlexinator]

Ubisoft are going revive Rayman: The Animated Series to finish the story.

[Stormtrooper934]

Razoff likes fishing.

[Steo]

Razoff fishes similar to how they did in South Park season 1; he uses a gun.

[Indy]

Razorbeard is currently plotting to raid Facebook groups.

[TheAlexinator]

Rayman sold his arms and legs.

[Comet]

Rayman had likely received his name after the workings of his body mechanics, in which his lack of arms, legs, and general such limbs would be due to the fact that his other extremities (hands, feet) are projected outward from the core of his body through the use of energetic beams that are naked to our eye. What beams, you ask? This is clear and evident in his name, RAYMAN. So, in giving an explanation behind these particular invisible beams in his anatomy...

"RAY-MAN"...he uses the projection of man, or rather, tiny microscopic men, to aid in the manipulation of his body.

[Alexinator]

Rayman: The Animated Series was cancelled because Ubisoft knew it was too good and were worried people might watch it instead of playing Rayman 2.

[Mortamon Saturn]

The water of Eat at Joe’s last part is actually mostly made out of the tears of all the players who had troubles with the level and with Space Mama. It also qualifies as salty water.

[Steo]

The characters have ADHD in the UbiArt games, which is why they're so hyper.

Rayman actually always had ADHD, that's why he keeps doing strange things when you idle for too long, he's too hyperactive to stay still.

[PluMGMK]

A dumb Rayman theory I've had for a while now, connecting to the Half-Life universe, is that Polokus is one of the non-corrupted Shu'ulathoi mentioned by Marc Laidlaw in his BreenGrub tweets and that the Pirates and/or nightmares represent the parasite mentioned. Elegant for fans of both franchises, but also dumb because why should these two unrelated series hold such a connection?

[Mortamon Saturn]

Rayman 4 will come out before Half-Life 3.

[Alltech]

Ubisoft Montpelier is secretly developing Rayman 4.

[Steo]

Yeah Ancel was just lying about BG&E.

[PluMGMK]

Might explain why I haven't heard anything about the game in over a year…