Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:15 pm

Because He doesn’t drink enough Plum Juice

Why do Lums Fly?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:01 pm

Because they high af boy , usualy crack

Where is spongebob in rayman 2?
I thought he was a hidden character

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:30 pm

He was cut from the game

Why doesn’t Polokus just seek therapy for his nightmares?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:27 pm

Because he is blowing a pipe 24/7

Whats raymans stand?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:32 am

Everyone should try not having limbs because it would make them far more limber.

Question: What do Glade Plums taste like?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:38 am

They taste like heaven.

Can you play with plums in real life?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:40 am

Like PluMGMK,yes

Does globox is roblox

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:57 am

No Globox is not a Roblox!

Does Razor Beard have a brand name?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:10 am

Yes. He uses Rust-B-Gone shaving cream

Can Rayman grow a beard?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:17 am

But then he wouldn't be Rayman anymore! He'd be some Legends costume or something.

Are strawberries important elements in the Rayman games?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:23 am

Yes because Globox likes them!

Why did Globox find it great that he dreamt he was pregnant and craved strawberries?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:30 am

Because Globox feels insecure about his gender

Why are Mawpaws so grabby?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:31 am

They want your brains, obviously.

Why is the child of the Knaarens their leader?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:36 am

Knaarens choose their new rulers at birth

Has Razoff ever read The Most Dangerous Game?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:27 am

Nope, bc HE's the dangerous game, not you.

Why are the plums in Rayman's world resistant to lava?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:24 am

Because lava doesn't know how to speak plum.

Why can you phase through the plum while in the water in Rayman Advance?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:05 am

Because Rayman Advance broke the plums.

Why is Rayman DS running so slow on my laptop?

Gordswitch · Post by **Gordswitch** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:36 am

Shitty Laptop

What’s Rayman’s favorite color

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:04 pm

blue with a bit of green mixed in.

Why didn't Globox have a beard like other Red Wizards back then?

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:28 pm

Because his hormones died

Why is rayman not blue anymore

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