Because he's purple.
If Rayman's hair was strawberry blonde, why didn't Globox eat it?
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
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The Jonster
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because it reminds him of mustard covered strawberries and he hates those.
how do hoodmongers make rifles
how do hoodmongers make rifles
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The Jonster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
By using plum skins. 
What is plum juice made out of?
What is plum juice made out of?
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Beer with purple food coloring
Why do Rabbids exist
Why do Rabbids exist
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StelzenBomber
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because cats was a thing
Is rayman the man behind the slaughter
Is rayman the man behind the slaughter
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
No he was framed
What happened to Rayman’s species
What happened to Rayman’s species
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The Jonster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
They disappeared into thin air.
What happened to Globox's family?
What happened to Globox's family?
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
He killed them all in a drunken plum juice rage
Why does Murfy never open his teeth
Why does Murfy never open his teeth
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The Jonster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
His smile will kill people. 
Why doesn't Globox smile enough?
Why doesn't Globox smile enough?
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
He broke all his teeth while using his mouth to grab ledges
Why does Mr. Dark like candy
Why does Mr. Dark like candy
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The Jonster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
He has a secret sweet tooth. 
Why isn't Rayman's hair red if he is a "strawberry" blonde?
Why isn't Rayman's hair red if he is a "strawberry" blonde?
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
It’s red near the bottom
Why do Sylkins love barbecue
Why do Sylkins love barbecue
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StelzenBomber
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because they enjoy Goldenwind
How was rayman not given the death penalty
How was rayman not given the death penalty
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
They couldn’t hang him
How does Helena not freeze to death up in the mountains considering how little she wears
How does Helena not freeze to death up in the mountains considering how little she wears
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because she's just so hot.
Why does Poglox have a leave in his crotch area when Globox is already naked in the first place?
Why does Poglox have a leave in his crotch area when Globox is already naked in the first place?
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because Globox is stupid and assumed since Rayman is wearing a fig leaf, he should wear one too
How did Rayman take off his clothes? They look like they’re part of his body.
How did Rayman take off his clothes? They look like they’re part of his body.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Same way Globox swiped his shoes in the Rayman M opening.
How did a Baby Globox manage to fit the fourth mask inside themself?
How did a Baby Globox manage to fit the fourth mask inside themself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
The same way Santa manages to fit all those presents in that one sack, or how other games let you have huge guns in your pockets. 
Similar to the answer in the above message, how could Rayman throw his foot at the TV?
Similar to the answer in the above message, how could Rayman throw his foot at the TV?
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Gordswitch
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Magic
Why doesn’t Rayman just punch and kick the Rabbids
Why doesn’t Rayman just punch and kick the Rabbids
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because they're protected by Ubisoft.
Why did Polokus shave his beard?
Why did Polokus shave his beard?