Things Teensies Would Say

[The Jonster]

I have to go yodel the mountain.

[Steo]

I have to go stand closer than 2 meters from others.

[The Jonster]

I have ot go stand next to a heating iron.

[Steo]

I have to go stand with a group of 4 people I don't live in the same house as.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go… stalk… Lenny and Carl.

D'oh!

[The Jonster]

I gotta go wonder what Plum speaks of. A show I probably don't watch.....

[Steo]

I have to go expect someone not to get a Simpson's reference.

[The Jonster]

Welp....I fucked that up now, but it's ok since I didn't watch as much Simpsons as you guys.

I have to go give people salad as presents.

[PluMGMK]

I'm surprised I hadn't made that reference before, but I searched for "Lenny" and only found a reference to punching him in the back of the head.

I have to go make sure government figures are a complete nonsense.

[Steo]

That was really funny though where he punched him.

I have to go lean under the sneeze guard to sneeze on things.

[The Jonster]

I have to bump everyt opic I se without examining first.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go cancel Trident and reintroduce conscription.

[The Jonster]

I shoulda know when I seen Lenny. How could I have forgotten the meme Steo made up?

I gotta go juice some pickles.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go eat one of Moe's pickled eggs.

[Steo]

I have to go punch Lenny in the back of the head.

[The Jonster]

I gotta go toss the sald I'm given

[Steo]

I have to go develop a daytime drinking habit.

[The Jonster]

I gotta go get up soon even thuogh I'm up already.

[Steo]

I have to go realise I'd still be asleep at this time normally.

[The Jonster]

I have to go be miracleized why I'm not feeling the least bit sleepy.