Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

I do! I would like to chow down on some ders!

What’s the purpose of auto correct if it changes technically correct words into different ones with different meanings?

[Steo]

That's autoconfuse for you!

Is Biffy Clyro really the mountain, and the sea?

[PluMGMK]

Evidently, since this whole game seems to have been stuck crossing a mountain and a sea for the last two years or so

Do coffee machines have eyes?

[Aaron]

Well, only if you want them to

Does Guinness World Records contain all the records people set with Guinness?

[Steo]

They're too drunk to remember the answer.

Why is it named a Curly Wurly if it's actually not curly and just looks like chocolate with holes drilled in it?

[PluMGMK]

Those aren't holes, they're optical illusions caused by curvature of spacetime around the chocolate. It's engineered so that spacetime itself goes all curly-wurly around the bar, but you can't really appreciate it just by looking with your eyes.

Should I try to write an operating system in Perl?

[The Jonster]

Yes but you use a clam computer first!

Should I go have my cake now and eat it?

[PluMGMK]

Only if it's covered in fish-shaped ethylbenzene!

If someone tore you to pieces and threw every piece into a fire, would you call it a triumph, and a huge success?

[The Jonster]

Well actually, i'd call it three burning letters, since you only tore 3!

If I seal strawberries iin a jar will that make it fresher?

[PluMGMK]

Depends on what alternate universe the jar is a portal to!

Should I introduce my cats to some tigers in the zoo since they're related?

[The Jonster]

Sure, if you want the zoo to close!

Should I have some pizza after RD is over?

[PluMGMK]

No, because you asked me that you can never have pizza again!

Will I reach 500 posts?

[The Jonster]

Yes, because there's more than 3 minutes don't listen to the counter!

Is my phone dead after hitting the water?

[Sevy]

Of course it swam out the gravy.

What is Rayman's name again?

[Flat Earth Society]

Raymond.

Why am I responding to this thread?

[Onmp314]

Because you must.

Does Windows NT 5.3 run on Pentium III Xeon?

[arnoldfranklin]

Yes, that's what I'm typing on right now. That's how I run YouTube.


Why do wooden pencils need to be sharpened?

[Aaron]

No, but it does on Xenon.

Why did I forget about this thread?

[arnoldfranklin]

Because it turned invisible.

What does this say?

[Onmp314]

About the expression to the second thing.

Can I play BioShock 3 on Windows 7 build 6969?