The 'I Have Never' Game

[Steo]

I have never said the word prutt to anybody in real life.

[The Jonster]

I have never poured kefir into my cereal. I wonder how that would taste though....

[Steo]

I have never pressed the X button so hard that it came out through the other side of my desk.

[The Jonster]

I have never used dry ice before.

[Steo]

I have never said Mr. Smelltal, until now!

[The Jonster]

I have never jumped out of a window.

[Steo]

I have never broken my glasses in half and said "fuck this, I don't nee them to see".

[The Jonster]

I have never used finger nail polish to light a fire.

[Steo]

I have never farted onto a flame.

[The Jonster]

I have never used a fire extinguisher to make ice cream.

[Steo]

I have never pressed the backspace button and expected it to actually push the words in the opposite direction.

[The Jonster]

I have never driven my car into a lake.

[Steo]

I have never put the handbrake on when I was cycling, because bikes don't have them.

[The Jonster]

I have never spilled boiling water on myself on purpose.

[Steo]

I have never thought people being stalkers or copycats was a good idea.

[The Jonster]

I have never poached eggs in a microwave.

[paulnewman2001]

I have never yelled at my father.

[PluMGMK]

I have never… stalked… Lenny and Carl

[The Jonster]

i have never cooked eggs with quicklime and water.

[PluMGMK]

I have never walked out of anything in protest, although sometimes I've been tempted…