Things Teensies Would Say

[Steo]

I have to go press the run button then scream abuse at the game because the character wouldn't jump.

[The Jonster]

I have to go tilt the control stick on my nunchuk one way only to have my character go another direction.

[Steo]

I have to go press the any key.

[The Jonster]

I have to go eat my dust.

[Steo]

I have to go drink hand sanitiser.

[dr_st]

I have to go breathe pure O2

As long as it's not pure O3.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go finish my 200-metre house of cards

[Aaron]

Iyay avehay otyay ogway peaksay Igpay Atinlay andyay onfusecay myselfyay inway ethay rocesspay.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go write a creepy fanfic about Razoff.

[PluMGMK]

Iyay avehay otyay ogway peaksay Igpay Atinlay andyay onfusecay myselfyay inway ethay rocesspay.

Confuse yourself indeed!

I have to go write computer programs in Klingon

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go pour some tea with my nose.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go tell Razoff he talks funny…

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go send a rocket to Saturn.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go take a train to Saturn

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go suggest thai tea ten times in a row.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go play the Rabbids' cover of Girls Just Want To Have Fun at max volume with speakers pointing out every window of the house!

[The Jonster]

I have to go drain rice after cooking and then wash the rice again.

[Steo]

I have to go slam the door over and over until the handle comes off to test its durability.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go boil the kettle to wash an apple

[The Jonster]

I have to go use a rice cooker to make a cheesecake.