Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[MrBadGuy]

Okay, the rules are basicly explained in the title. There is 1 main rule: All questions and answers must be stupid.

Does Rayman know Kung-Fu?

[Droolie]

Ancel knows.

Are you the first poster?

[Fluffisnoterm]

Ancel doesn't know, but neither do I.
Is it normal to be stupid?

[MrBadGuy]

Yes O_O

Why does Droolie have to put... what he put in his sig?

[Xenon]

Because he tricked you!

Why is everyone stealing my lovely code?

[MrBadGuy]

Because they like to use [you] (He didn't trick me for long)

Why do I remain hating [you]?

[Xenon]

Because you are evil!!! Muaah (and also because of the you code)

Why can't pigs fly?

[Droolie]

They can, in your mind. Or in Rayman 4, since you can milk a pig there XD

How can you milk a pig?

[MrBadGuy]

I don't want to go into it

Why can't computers fly?

[Droolie]

'Cause they would fly away when you would try to play a game.
And they haven't got any wings.

Why is this a great RayTunes layout?
https://raytunes.raymanpc.com/v2/

[MrBadGuy]

Because it looks like the program.

Why does it look like the program?

[Fluffisnoterm]

Because, if it wouldn't like a programme, it probably woudn't be one.
Why didn't you say it not allowed(or rather approved) if you ask "why" questions?

[Xenon]

Ask someone else.

Who was the first Globox?

[Droolie]

You weren't.

Who was the first Xenon09?

[Fluffisnoterm]

Xenon09.
If "why" means "I" then because means ...?

[Xenon]

You.

Why do people use me?

[Fluffisnoterm]

Because of their ego.
Is ego a healthy thing?

[MrBadGuy]

Um... yes :P

What would you do if your best friend ever(Who was born on 27th September 1992) died on 31st July 2006 because of a brain tumour when you were only 13?

[Xenon]

I'd attend their funeral.

Why isn't anyone asking a question on politics?

[Droolie]

Because they don't want to.

Why was MrBadGuy99 posting about his own friend?

Um... yes

What would you do if your best friend ever(Who was born on 27th September 1992) died on 31st July 2006 because of a brain tumour when you were only 13?