Dumb questions

[DorkLore]

And people say it tatses like his butthole

[Greengoop]

It does, probably what killed the original first king then???

[Greengoop]

WAIT HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT TFKS BUTTHOLE TASTE LIKE????!???!!??!!!1!!?!

[DorkLore]

Now, with the Rayman x Swoon (a beverage company that makes zero sugar lemonade/ice tea) released “Plum Juice”, making many memes of people getting drunk when they drink it.

[Greengoop]

They then release product placement rayman 3 where the plum juice is branded as plum juice and Globox sez

“Damn this tha fire, u gotta go to Mickey Deez to get some for a fiver PLUS 0.000000001% discount if u use the link on the screen right now!”

[DorkLore]

Micky Deez Nuts

[Greengoop]

They should make the plum juice white

[DorkLore]

Anyway, time to make dumb questions #3

[Greengoop]

Nah I’m not stop here till this becames my most postid topic (but I’ll still post on #3 tho)

[DorkLore]

• Is Mr. Dark a Raymanian?

• Does Teensy Queen act like a Yandere?

• How did Flaming Teensy get to the Infernal Kitchens anyway?

• How did Flaming Teensy become evil in Rayman Mini?

• Who revived The First King?

• Has The First King met Grand Minimus as a zombie?

[Greengoop]

These questions are becoming so dumb your spel power is decreasedimg

Next up: Dum Cwestyins numba faw

[DorkLore]

Bro answer them
They are meant to be dumb

[Greengoop]

• Is Mr. Dark a Raymanian?

• Does Teensy Queen act like a Yandere?

• How did Flaming Teensy get to the Infernal Kitchens anyway?

• How did Flaming Teensy become evil in Rayman Mini?

• Who revived The First King?

• Has The First King met Grand Minimus as a zombie?

1: no, he was created by Jano
2: you ask this question in every dumb questions and just rephrase it differently every time
3: he fell in while ice skating, back when he was normal teensy
4: we’ve touched in this before and agreed we’d hit a dead end
5: I’m still believing my theory that they are the same character just one time traveled…

So there, started questions… DEBUNKED!!!

[DorkLore]

Are you Matpat?

[Greengoop]

Maybe but that’s just a theory a game theory thanks for watching

[DorkLore]

DID YOU TRY THE EL STOMACHO MEAL

[Greengoop]

Yes I did and NEXT THEORY

DOES RAYMAN HAVE FAMILY???

[DorkLore]

Yeah, from his Raymanian immigrant father, THE MAGICIAN.

[Greengoop]

WHAT????

[Greengoop]

Also it may have been proven that rayman has a daughter