Things Teensies Would Say

[Shrooblord]

I have to go log onto RPC and post for solidarity during this great time of record-making.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go welcome you to this great event!
Welcome!

[The Jonster]

I gotta go smash my glasses on the wall after they fall off my face again.

[SilverLum]

I have to go do something for a little while, but I will be back to post more

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go film some Knaarens in the middle of a fight about their hoods.

[DaveRattlehead]

I have to go cooking something for Murfy.

[PluMGMK]

I hgave tgo ggo rgewrgite egevegrgy thging in Jgee-Spgeak

[Mortamon Saturn]

Il faut que j'aille parler dans la mauvaise langue sur le sujet anglais des Ptizêtres !

[Indy]

"I'm off to get a Big Mac!"

[The Jonster]

I hgave tgo ggo rgewrgite egevegrgy thging in Jgee-Spgeak

What is this Spanish or something?

I have to whip up lotion to make whipped lotion.

[lyndo64]

I have to shave my bush

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go invade planet Earth with my Eiffel Tower spaceship.

[PluMGMK]

I hgave tgo ggo rgewrgite egevegrgy thging in Jgee-Spgeak

What is this Spanish or something?

I have to go watch a clarification video:

[The Jonster]

I have to go poop in the bathtub. (sorry if i offended everybody lol)

[PluMGMK]

I have to go dump my father's chair on the sidewalk without telling him

[The Jonster]

I have to go create a program that manipulates the heat dome to move to China.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go eat a computer to become more intelligent.

[The Jonster]

I have to go eat chicken teriyaki in a pond.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go for a swim in my algae-infested pond

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go remove the "EA"-shaped tumour inside my HDD.