Unpopular opinions on Rayman

[lyndo64]

We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT

[DaveRattlehead]

I guess she wasn't a Hoodlum, as they can't speak... Wow, it would have been a plot twist in Rayman 4 if that girl was actually that fairy.

[Indy]

Rayman is not sexy. Henchman 1000 is.

[lyndo64]

Globox is so thicc tho!!!

[Indy]

Globox is so thicc tho!!!

Sooo thicc you could pop him with a needle. POP!!!

[lyndo64]

Unpopular opinion:

Raving Rabbids 1 isn't that bad.

[Indy]

Rayman is SMELLY. He doesn't shower, or bathe. You know who does? NOT RAYMAN.

[DaveRattlehead]

I remember having a lot of fun with that game, but it was truly a disappointment when the game finished once Rayman got out of the prison... I don't know, I just wanted to see the limbless hero smacking all of them down.

[PluMGMK]

I categorically refuse to consider the relics stories as canon, and not even Ubisoft threatening me with a shotgun would change my mind.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't think they were ever intended to be canon, they were just jokish "campfire tales", as Elite once eloquently put it. It's like silly stories people tell kids about how clouds are fluffy sheep who got too light and floated up in the air

Unpopular opinion:

Raving Rabbids 1 isn't that bad.

It's… grand. For what it is. Which is not what everyone expected it to be at launch day, based on the trailers and hype. The game itself is fine, it's just the bait-and-switch that still makes me angry to this day!

I guess she wasn't a Hoodlum, as they can't speak... Wow, it would have been a plot twist in Rayman 4 if that girl was actually that fairy.

Toots == Monik? Now there's an intriguing headcanon!

[lyndo64]

At least now we have the actual proto!

[Mortamon Saturn]

I categorically refuse to consider the relics stories as canon, and not even Ubisoft threatening me with a shotgun would change my mind.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't think they were ever intended to be canon, they were just jokish "campfire tales", as Elite once eloquently put it. It's like silly stories people tell kids about how clouds are fluffy sheep who got too light and floated up in the air

I know, but sadly I've seen people who genuinely believe it's canon in the recent years and I'm very confused about the way these people think.

[PluMGMK]

Ah yes, I do remember one such person among our number

The scrapped subtitles (found by RayCarrot) helped to convey the tone, and were what finally convinced me that we don't need to worry about them

[The Jonster]

But I don't consider the relics to be canon tho.

I categorically refuse to consider the relics stories as canon, and not even Ubisoft threatening me with a shotgun would change my mind.

Great, I'm glad you guys think the same way because I can't get over that hair story tbh.

[lyndo64]

Unpopular opinion:

Rayman 2's N64 ost is better.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Yeah, I saw RayCarrot's video with the subtitles, and thankfully it made me worry a lot less about all this heresy.

[SilverLum]

We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT

Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.

It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?

[The Jonster]

We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT

Oh no, where is Birds858 when he's needed?

[lyndo64]

SliverLum,

you scare me

but

thank you

[SilverLum]

SliverLum,

you scare me

but

thank you

I'm like a genie, I give you exactly what you wish for but I can't promise that the result will be good

[PluMGMK]

We need a Razoff dating simulator.

MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT

Oh no, where is Birds858 when he's needed?

We should have emailed him and asked him if he was interested in returning for RD