Things Teensies Would Say

[The Jonster]

I have to go delay Beyond Good & Evil 2 even further and release the remaster as a buggy mess

Noooooooooooo don't do that to me!

I have to go throw banana peels on the ground while people are driving, so they can spin out.

[Greengoop]

I have to write my Christmas list on December 26th

[PluMGMK]

I have to go put up traffic cones and leave them all on their sides so they roll around in traffic

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go burp as loudly as possible in the middle of crowds.

[Greengoop]

I have to translate a sentence 200 times (it’s rather terrifying)

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go get nothing for Christmas.

[Steo]

I have to go shower because I smell too good.

[Greengoop]

I have to sell my Christmas gifts

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go bathe myself in a dumpster so I can become permeated with the smell of a xXx Twitter user

[Greengoop]

I have to call twitter xXx

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go realize I must delete my Twitter account before anyone suspects that I'm using a "XXX" site

[Immortalia]

I have to go wrap presents last minute on the night of Christmas Eve.

[Hunchman801]

I have to go burp as loudly as possible in the middle of crowds.

I must hijack this thread for just one post and share this favorite of mine:

[Greengoop]

I have to go watch a guy burp through speakers for ten minutes and three seconds

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go burp as loudly as possible in the middle of crowds.

I must hijack this thread for just one post and share this favorite of mine:

Feels like I've just watched some footage of a lost animal doing its mating call in towns! The dinosaur suit was most appropriate for such roars!

I have to go realize Teensies don't need to come up with nonsensical quotes because humanity already did it all IRL

[Said]

i have to go and slice some bread

[Greengoop]

I have to go and bread some slice

[Mortamon Saturn]

I go to have slice and bread some toast

[Greengoop]

I have to toast my toaster in my bread

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go pull the wrong lever to the secret lab.
(Why do we even have that lever?)