Ramon, Our Only Hero (CL Rewrite)

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Ramon, Our Only Hero (CL Rewrite)

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  • WARNING: This story contains child abuse, profanity, graphic violence, alcoholism, sexual references, and drug use.
I’m one of those rare Rayman fans who was frankly disappointed in Rayman’s portrayal in Captain Laserhawk. No, I didn’t hate him because “My childhud waz ruined!!111” or “Hez edgy n dats bad11!,!” I hated him because he was one-dimensionally edgy. The whole notion of Rayman doing explicit adult activities actually sounded like a really fun thing to explore, and we knew it would happen eventually given Rayman’s history. lol

However, the way CL handled him was done in bad taste, in my opinion. Rayman felt like he was exploited for shock value rather than being treated as a real character. Look, I don’t care if Ubisoft wants to make him dark and serious, but he was missing those old charming characteristics that made me a Rayman fan: His good nature, sense of humor, childish demeanor, and love for sleep. CL Rayman was only “Rayman” in name and appearance.

But as I mentioned before, an R-rated Rayman story seems interesting. So, I decided to write my own spin on Captain Laserhawk, where Rayman’s depiction is more faithful to his original source material, but still carrying that same edge. The premise is also a bit altered. This story will only be focusing on Rayman himself, with some expanded lore.

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Chapter 1


Hi, folks. Ya wanna know what's going on? Let me tell you the story of Ramon.

Outside our world, far beyond the cosmos, there lived a dimension that you may consider to be odd, yet gave off such a pleasant atmosphere, almost like some kind of dream one would wish to escape to. This universe was alive with vibrant colors, from clear blue skies, to healthy green vegetation. Dazzling sparkles traveled among the air. Every scenery in whole looked like something out of an illustrated children's storybook. Magical entities, and mythical beasts, co-exist in this dimension, as well. This world mostly happened to be populated by these smiling inhabitants. As to describe the inhabitants themselves, they maintained human-like features, in terms of skin, hair, and all were fully dressed in clothing. On a different note, the rest of their appearances were anything but human. Their heads consist of long, rectangular snouts, wide eyes conjoined together, and no visible ears. The young offsprings had rounder features, from their eyes to snouts. But it gets more bizzare from there. They appeared to be missing arms, legs, and necks. Their body pieces just float in place, as if they were magnetized.

Everybody in this world walked around limbless, right down to the animals, fairies, monsters, and other strange colorful characters. All of these creatures were different from their subspecies, as you can tell, but their lack of full appendages shows that they were built equal. And so, they were treated equally. However, out of all of them, our story centers around one little boy. A lad named Ramon. Ramon had strawberry blonde hair that was styled in three fronds, wore a purple shirt, red bandana, and yellow tennis shoes. He also had this mysterious white ring on his chest. As of right now, he seemed like a sad loner. The limbless child walked on forward, with his hands behind his back, and his head hanging down. Nobody around him was in sight. The poor little outcast had the biggest frown you'd ever see on a person's face. Why is he so lonely? What did he ever do to get this lonely?

All the inhabitants: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAMON!

Everyone, and I do mean everyone, jumped out of their respective hiding place to surprise Ramon with a party. The child immediately grew out of his sad state as he formed the biggest smile. The reason for his glumness earlier was because he thought everyone was avoiding him all day, running away or brushing him off with no explanation. Turns out they were planning a secret birthday party for him all along. He's turning nine, by the way. A fairy, named Betilla, approached with his cake, then asked him to make a wish.

Ramon was considered quite popular with all the inhabitants of this dimension. Despite his age, he delivered a powerful impact on his people. Ever since he was 5, he's been lending a hand to anyone he found in distress. Whether they ask for it or not, he would never let another soul down. He fixes problems of all kind, from manual, to mental. Ramon always thought of others before him. Even youngsters who became jealous of his likable status eventually shaped into his friends, as Ramon is willing to help anyone. He loved helping people, and found their smiling satisfactory to be rewarding. In fact, he's been helping people for so long, he believes that's been his entire purpose. Ramon was their hero. Corny way to start a story, but it's true.

All these random acts of kindness and selflessness came from his foster mother, Betilla. Ever since he was left on her doorstep as an infant, Betilla has showered him with nothing but the love and affection a true mother could provide, but still gave him moderate discipline to help him recognize right from wrong. Back to his birthday party; Ramon walked up to the cake, then blew out the candles. As the crowd of partygoers cheered him on, Betilla whispered closely to him, asking what he wished for. Ramon just giggled, and replied,

Ramon: If I told you, then it wouldn't come true!

Modest, humble, and could never hurt a fly, do you ever wonder what he had wished for? After sitting down to some cake, it was time to open presents. Ramon got the usual standard children gifts, like toys, as well as a Junior magic kit from Houdini. Although he loved them all, these gifts pale in comparison to what Betilla would end up presenting to him. She had a gift she knew he would treasure forever. Waving her hands in motion, she started imbuing Ramon with a luminous sparks of glitter, which absorbed right into the big "O" on his chest.

Ramon: What is it?

Betilla: You have been gifted with flight.

Ramon: I can fly now? YIPPEE!


The enthusiastic child started flapping his hands as fast as he could, ready to take the sky. However, his weight remained on the ground. He tried jumping, but no luck. Even tried holding his breath to make himself feel lighter. Instead, he only looked silly. Some partygoers may have let a chuckle escape from their mouths. Betilla then settled down his excitement.

Betilla: No no no. Ramon... Try using "your head."

Ramon sat down, thinking it out. It wasn't just because Betilla told him to, but he's trying to figure out how to activate his flying ability. His three fronds of hair would wave back and forth. As Ramon continued to think deeper, his hair would begin to sweep, turning all around at 360-degrees. It wasn't long until the fronds started to rapidly spin like a propeller. Ramon stopped thinking as he felt as if somebody was carrying him. He looked up at his hair, then down at the ground. He couldn't believe it, but he was actually flying. It was such a thrill to Ramon. He elevated higher into the air, giving him a perfect view of all the partygoers. He knew how to go up. Unfortunately, he could only move up. He couldn't change directions, or even float down. The fun then turned into fright, as he ascended higher and higher. Ramon would've reached space too, if Betilla hadn't retrieved him.

Betilla: Perhaps you need practice, before you're ready to straighten up and fly right.

After laughing off that little incident, the party continued on. Humanoid instruments played a joyous ditty that brought life to the partygoers, which inspired them to grab a partner to dance with. Ramon's dance partner was his own mother. Fireworks were launched into the sky to build excitement. Everyone danced away until they tired out. Another wonderful day has ended. Each individual had a smile before they went to bed. Yup. In Ramon's world, nature and people lived together in peace. And since Ramon was there to help with all of their problems, the inhabitants couldn't be happier. Even Ramon himself was happy.

Sorry, folks. This apparently can't last.

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[*Two weeks later*]

Little did the inhabitants know, they were all under the watchful eye of a mysterious, ominous figure donned in a long black cloak, and a big hat. His facial features were hidden, only showing his golden illuminating eyes. Nobody knew who this man was, but few who did referred to him as Mr. Dark. It wasn't his real name, but the inhabitants called him that because of the hostile aura he gave off. Not to give the whole thing away, but they had a reason to be afraid of him. Mr. Dark was spiteful, presumptuous, and loathed the inhabitants' happy ways of life. All that mushy stuff, sugary bliss, pearly white smiles made him sick to his stomach. The mention of purity is enough to have Mr. Dark cringe. Now this was a guy that Ramon couldn't cheer up, even if he tried.

Mr. Dark wanted the whole world in the palm of his hand, and transform it to a utopia that fits for him to live in. He also intended to change the inhabitants' customs of life. Blast it, he could never make it happen by will alone. However, with enough power, that dream will become a reality. The power he demands for could be found at the heart of the world, also known as the Great Protoon. The Great Protoon was this mystical pink orb of light, which works as an energy source that holds Ramon's world together. This orb was responsible for keeping everything intact. People were allowed to look at it, but not touch. The Great Protoon was heavily guarded by the Electoons, a race of tiny, walking pink critters that take turns in groups. Ramon visits them every weekend, providing a fruit basket and milk to keep their energy up. He was the only one they could trust with the Great Protoon. This gave Mr. Dark a deceptive idea.

For those who don't know, Mr. Dark possessed many supernatural powers! One of them being the ability to shapeshift his physical form. Today's identity he chose to imitate was Ramon's. Though Mr. Dark could easily fight off those little pink balls himself, he didn't want to alert the Electoons into signaling for reinforcement. Besides, as a bonus, he would have loved to see their looks of betrayal when he's done

That afternoon, "Ramon'' paid the Electoons a visit. He offered to guard the Protoon himself, and suggested all the Electoons take the rest of the day off. Mr. Dark had studied Ramon's behavior very wisely on how to project compassion, something he never had. Without batting an eye, the Electoons bit the worm. After all, this was "Ramon" they were talking to. Someone they knew for years, and had been generally nice to them. There was nobody they trusted more. The Electoons packed their picnic baskets as they marched off to the beach, feeling a sense of freedom. He waited at least an hour for them to be completely distant from the Great Protoon, then at the right moment, Mr. Dark stripped out of his disguise. He was now hovering over the Great Protoon. All that was left was to harvest its energy.

Elsewhere, Betilla was having tea with her friend, Houdini. All seemed calm at first, until an Earthquake interrupted their leisure time, knocking their goodies onto the floor. In Betilla's heart, she knew something was going on from afar. She has dwelled in this world for many centuries, and she recognized that this mishap was a sign that someone was tampering with the Great Protoon. Ramon, who was playing outside with his friends, became aware of the situation himself. He reacted appropriately by telling his peers, including the adults, to take refuge in their homes. Even though Ramon was doing the right thing, Betilla was worried he might get hurt himself. He was still a child, after all.

Betilla: RAMON! Get inside, and shield yourself under the table!

Ramon: But what about these people? They need my guidance!

Houdini: Awwww, don't worry, kiddo! Your uncle Houdini's got you covered! C'mon! Your life is as precious as everyone else!

Ramon: But-

Betilla: No more "buts," Ramon! Please do what you're told!

Houdini: You better listen to your mother, Ramon! This hang-up may be a little too dangerous, even for a hero
!

Ramon stopped arguing and did what his mother told him to do. Meanwhile, Houdini gathered all the people into their homes to stay safe, and once he found the Electoons on the beach, he began to scold them for being unprofessional.

Houdini: S'matter wit you all?! Here, you fellas are catchin' waves, when some schmuck is getting his mingy lil hands on the Protoon! You call yourselves guardians?

One of the Electoons: But... ...Ramon told us he'd watch over the Great Protoon for us!

Houdini: Impossible! Ramon was with us when the quake bega- Oh, Polokus, help us all!


Whoever's touching the Great Protoon seemed like a more serious threat than they thought. Meanwhile, Betilla and her sisters were racing to the Great Protoon. To their shock, it was Mr. Dark, harvesting energy. For some strange reason, he didn't move upon the fairies' arrival. He's usually very defensive towards their presence. Even when one of the fairies spoke to him, he continued to ignore them. Betilla tried to reason with Mr. Dark herself.

Betilla: LISTEN!! Resist at once!! The Great Protoon holds an indomitable force nobody can obtain!! Even someone such as yourself!! It's far too much than your expectations hope for!! The whole world relies on this heart, and without it, everyone and everything will collapse as we know it!! You cannot control a world if there isn't any!!

Betilla was screaming to the top of her lungs, desperately trying to gain the villain's attention. Alas, he continued to ignore her, still not moving an inch. Losing her patience, Betilla threw herself at Mr. Dark. Suddenly, to her disbelief, his whole body just disintegrated. Nothing was left of Mr. Dark, but his disembodied eyes, his clothes, and a pile of dust. He had already been dead as soon as he made physical contact with the Great Protoon. As Betilla stated earlier, it was too much power for anyone. Despite their troubles of Mr. Dark being over, their new worries shifted towards the Protoon, which was just about to rupture. Betilla and her sisters tried to tame it with their magic, but it was too late. The collision from the Protoon's explosion had pushed them all back. The heart of the world had been shattered.

When things couldn't get any worse, the fairies' bodies began to deteriorate, from being exposed to the Great Protoon's radioactive discharge. Their visions blurred up. All of their colors were phasing out. Their floating appendages started falling apart. Death was approaching. Everyone else will die too, as the Great Protoon is no longer there to stitch the world together in balance and harmony. The end was happening right now, with the earthquakes worsening, skies turning black, and volcanos erupting. Thinking about poor little Ramon back at her house, Betilla refused to let death hold her down. At least not now. She took an emergency elixir from her pocket, which helped keep her body stay in one piece, but only temporarily.

She flew as fast as she could to her cottage, while battling her terminal disease. However, despite her efforts, it was slowly starting to overcome her. Lucky for her, she reached Ramon on time. Ramon got up from under the table to hug his mother out of fear, since their world was falling apart. Suddenly, Betilla's hand fell off right in front of him. He helped her reattach it, but then he noticed her colors fading away.

Ramon: Mom, are you alright?? Tell me you're alright!

Betilla: Ramon... You have to leave this world. It's not safe.

Ramon: No, I wanna stay here, and take care of you! I'm not leaving!

Betilla: You mustn't worry about me. Your life is more important than mine. Listen, my child; I will use my magic to transport you to another world. One that is more bearable to live in.

Ramon: B-But why only me?! What about everyone else?! Why can't you transport yourself as well?! Doesn't everyone matter?!

Betilla: I'm afraid I'm not gonna make it. And with my condition, I only hold enough magic for one passenger. The reason I chose you alone is because I believe you could make a difference to this new dimension, just like what you've done for ours. Every universe needs a hero like Ramon. Please, don't argue with me anymore.


Ramon was left speechless. He wants to stay with his mother because she means everything to him. On the other hand, Betilla is putting his life before hers, not because she really cared about him, but also because she truly believes he can help anyone. After all, he always felt he was born to. That statement made it hard for him to decline further. It's true. Everyone needs a hero. Soon, Betilla summoned a whirling vortex above Ramon. Just before this portal swallowed him whole, she muttered her last words to him.

Betilla: I love y-

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[*Earth; Dolph's reality, 1962*]

Ramon arrived in this new dimension, and faced a rough landing in an alleyway, on a row of trash cans. The fall made him quite dizzy for a while. As soon as he could get back on his feet, Ramon took in his new surroundings. This world was not like his at all. Every color in view was very dull. The people and "houses'' were gargantuan. What puzzled Ramon even more was that these people had "pipes'' connected from their heads, hands, and feet. This new world was too different from his, which he considered to be frightening. However, Ramon knew that he would have to adjust to this world if he's going to live in it. Besides, heroes are supposed to stand up bravely. Ramon then walked up to a random citizen, and tugged at their pants to ask for information on this new world.

Ramon: Excuse me, but I'm new to this worl-

The citizen only screamed, kicked Ramon away, and then ran. Just before Ramon could pick up on that rude gesture, a little girl also screamed from his presence. A few more people, who were overall freaked out at Ramon's appearance, would shout "What is THAT?!" One took pictures. A few started throwing stuff at him. All were saying very unpleasant things. Ramon didn't feel welcomed in this world at all. Everyone here treated the poor child like he was some kind of monster. Ramon then ran away to make himself scarce from the scene, but these people chased after him like an angry mod.

Later, Ramon was able to lose the crowd by hiding in the same place he fell in. These inhabitants weren't very friendly, to say the least. This world was very big, yet scary. There was no way he could possibly survive. Where is he supposed to sleep? How will he find food? Ramon figured it would be much safer if he took to the rooftops, but he hasn't fully mastered the function of his new flying ability yet. What's worse is that Betilla won't be able to teach him anymore. He is trapped, and grounded.

Ramon: (Awww, cheer up, Ramon. You're a hero. Heroes don't sit around, feeling sorry for themselves.)

The child built up the courage to come out of hiding. He was determined to move forward, but for now, it's best to keep a low profile. Ramon then sneaked across the city, trying to make sure he wasn't seen by these giant inhabitants, and hid whenever he felt out of breath. He was searching for someplace to take shelter in, or hopefully someone he could trust. Finding a citizen who would be kind enough to let Ramon into their home seemed like a difficult task, since everyone looked cold and shallow. All appeared to be the same from the outside. Perhaps he could find the right person if he searched for the one who looked different.

Eventually, Ramon stopped walking, and instead hitched a ride on a produce delivery truck. Not only did it save Ramon the exhausting footwork, but he also managed to get a bite to eat. However, he wasn't one to steal food, so he left two tings. In case you're wondering; Tings were crystal shaped orbs, which the inhabitants of Ramon's world used for exchanging goods. Kind of like money. He didn't know what the inhabitants of Earth used for money, but it was better than leaving nothing.

Later, he climbed out of the truck to stop at an inner city neighborhood. This place looked much worse than his previous location. Buildings appeared worn out, graffiti written on the walls, and trash was piled up in every corner. Why did Ramon stop at this specific area? Well, because the people were different. They dressed comfortably and casually. A bunch of kids, around his age or older, played on the streets, while adults relaxed on their front stoops. What fascinated Ramon even more was that a few of these inhabitants possessed animalistic features. He could spot an owl lady drying laundry on a clothesline, and a lizard man enjoying a smoke. Very young animals of various species played around with a can they were kicking. Since these were kids like him, Ramon wanted to introduce himself to them first.

Ramon: Why, hello! I'm Ramon! I moved into this world, and I hope we can be good friends! I'm also here to assist you in any hassles weighing you down, because helping people is my middle name!

Ramon walked up to the group, and put his hand out to be shook. The children only froze as they stared at him. This was the exact same stare the last inhabitants were giving him. But Ramon continued to smile. These kids are probably not used to newcomers, he thought. But then, the children began whispering into each other's ears. Since Ramon didn't know what they were saying to one another, he kept on smiling. He was a little nervous though, since they were taking their sweet time to introduce themselves back. Suddenly, to his relief, a rat boy, about his height, then decided to shake hands with him. Just before Ramon's hand came in contact with the other, the rat boy was pulled back by one of his friends.

Dog boy: Don't touch 'im, man. Your arms will fall off.

Turns out they were afraid of him just like everyone else. That's what Ramon started to understand, but what he didn't understand were the mention of "arms." What were arms, and how would they fall off, Ramon asked himself. Unlike the last incident, he wasn't planning on running away from his troubles this time. He approached the children closer, wishing to reason with them, but they only backed away.

Ramon: You don't need to be scared! I mean, there's no shame in being scared, but I'm not here to hurt you! Honest! I'd just like to be friends with all of you!

Feeling threatened, one of the kids called out to their mother. The mother quickly responded by shoving her head out the window. When she saw the children were being closed in on by some strange extraterrestrial critter, she ordered them to take cover in their homes. After that, she took some old canned food, which she used to throw at Ramon. Others did the same from their apartments. They either wanted him to die or go away. It didn't matter to them that Ramon could walk and talk like they could. They were unfazed by his kindness. Everyone was frightened by his bizarre appearance. The lizard man from before had run into his apartment, then came out with a shotgun. Ramon ran like hell to get out of that mess.

Troublesome, isn't it? And untidy, too.

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[*Following day*]

Ramon hid himself in a storm drain, at an empty park. He stayed there until night, and even slept there too. Even though it was cold, at least he felt safe. The limbless child curled himself into a ball, tearing up. Yesterday was really miserable. He lost his home, his mother is gone, and he's been exiled into a new dimension where everyone treats him like a freak. This world isn’t as bearable as Betilla roposed. But Ramon knew it was only a mistake. His dearest mom would never do that to him. Oh, how he missed her. At this point, Ramon thought that getting across to these new inhabitants was entirely impossible, and thought of giving up. All he wants right now is to go home. If only he could, but he can't.

Then, abruptly, he was startled by some uproar. It sounded like an angry parade, Ramon thought. Curious, he crawled out of the storm drain to take a peek. There was a rowdy crowd, dressed in a colorful assortment of clothing, and grew long, shaggy hair. It sort of reminded Ramon of his old friend, the Musician. They varied between different species, from the standard inhabitants he's met by default (humans), and the animal people. They were all chanting, holding picket signs. As Ramon read from them at a safe distance, they were all displaying written messages of empowerment.

"Hybrid rights are human rights!"
"Equal pay should not be a privilege!"
"Stop the draft! Make love, not war!"


Some of their messages included words that Ramon has never heard of before, and shouldn't repeat, but he gets everything clearly. This crowd was fighting for justice. Perhaps he isn't the only one in this world who's been mistreated for solely existing. Ramon thought that these were the people he'd been looking for. If they're truly devoted to protecting the vulnerable little guys from a mean-spirited society, then they must be accepting as well. Ramon, with his spirit lifted, walked up to the crowd while repeating their chant.

Ramon: Power to the people! Power to the people!

Instead, the first member of the crowd to notice Ramon began to scream. This wrapped up the group into a paniacing scramble. Most of them screamed. They tried to run, but only bumped into each other. A big bull man then took his sign, about to wack Ramon dead out of fear. Before he could, a teenage frog lady stood in front of the limbless child, shielding him from the strike.

Bull man: Get away from it, Grenouille! We don't know what it is, or what the hell this thing is carrying! Your limbs will possibly fall off if it tries breathing on you!

Frog lady (Grenouille): You're right. We don't know him. Those words you say about him, don't they reflect on what those upper class, snooty humans think about us?

Bull man: But... Look at it! Look at those eyes! That nose! Its got no arms, legs, or neck! Its so unnatural! Can't you see it?

Grenouille: He's unnatural, yes. But aren't we all?

Bull man: Dammit, don't you start with us, girly!

Grenouille: I'm not starting, I'm finishing. Every single one of us had been feared, rejected, and denied rights by this majority dominated society. Though we see ourselves as a local community, which isn't far from the truth, what the exclusionary sees is a bunch of freaks. How you look at this young man doesn't make you any better than your oppressors. It defeats the whole purpose of what we stand for!


Ramon was moved by this French frog lady, whose name was Grenouille. No one in this world had ever stood up for him before. Then, Grenouille took his floating hand, and held it up.

Grenouille: We stand together, or crumble apart!

Ramon's eyes fixated on the crowd. All were silenced. The bull looked hopping mad. This quietness made the child timid, as he didn't know whether they were with them, or against them. One member then clapped, followed up by two more members, and then carried on with the rest. The bull, who had given up, decided to just walk to the back of the group. Everyone once again, minus the bull, chanted "Power to the people!" Ramon wanted to thank the frog lady for defending him.

Ramon: I would like to say thank you for standing up for me like that! I was actually starting to lose hope in this world.

Grenouille: Don't mention it. I stand for all my oppressed brothers and sisters. I believe we are all the same, individually.

Ramon: Oh, by the way, I haven't properly introduced myself yet. The name's Ramo-


The protest was interrupted after the police arrived. Without giving them a warning, violence immediately broke loose. To Ramon's horror, everyone was beaten, maced, and pinned down. Those who ran or fought back were shot. Those who resisted were still shown no mercy. Ramon pleaded to the officers to stop, telling them that the crowd was doing nothing wrong, only to get knocked out cold by a club.

...........................

The crowd, who the cops referred to as "dirty hippies," were all locked away in prison. Males and females were held in separate cells. Because Ramon lacked any legs, the police presumed he didn't have any genitals, so they threw him in with the females. Ramon was actually happy with this choice, because it meant he could be with Grenouille, and not that mean bull person.

Ramon: If you guys are doing the right thing, why do the police oppose it? Why are they hurting us? Aren't they supposed to be on our side?

Grenouille: That's exactly what they want you to think, kid. Cops were never hired to help us. They are hired to keep us off the street, one way or another. Their organizations are run by a corrupted government, full of pigs who place themselves on a higher pedestal.

Pig lady: [*Snort*] I resent that.

Grenouille: Sorry.

Ramon: I don't get why everyone can be so mean in this world. We're all built equal, right? Yet they can't see it. What went wrong? It was never like this where I came from.

Grenouille: I don't know what planet you beamed from, but here, this world isn't all sunshines and lollipops. This is the sad truth of reality. Here, the helpless are left to burn by the people who started the fire. Those who labor themselves through hard work to achieve their dreams, only to have it all poured down the gutter. Welcome to America: A free country! ...to those who are, as the average white human man quotes, "A picture-perfect image of God."


While Ramon was somewhat confused by what the frog lady was telling him, he understood that this dimension was a place where no one can be happy. Compared to the heavenly bliss of his dimension, a war seems to be going on. The bad gets off scott free, while the good is harshly punished for minding their own business. Anyone who tries to speak their minds gets silenced. Everything here was twisted. However, if this world needed fixing…
they definitely need a hero to save them now. Don't you think?

Ramon: I think I'll stick by your side, and help you fight against this injustice matter! I will free all who are suffering!

Grenouille: That's gonna be tough, but I admire your courage. We could use a soul like yours.

Ramon: Oh, by the way, I have a question.

Grenouille: Shoot.

Ramon: What are arms? ...legs, and a neck?

Grenouille: These here? Well, they're like bridges from your head, hands, and feet.

Ramon: What use do they make?

Grenouille: Um... They keep our bodies from falling apart.

Ramon: You mean your parts don't float? This world really is different!


When Ramon looked out his cell, he noticed the guard had fallen asleep. This gave the child an idea.

Ramon: Ya know, I don't think having arms, legs, or necks come any useful.

Grenouille: Why's that?

Ramon: Watch!


Because Ramon had no arms, that gave him the advantage to completely detach his hand, and then reach for the keys in the guard's pocket. Grenouille and the others carefully observed Ramon's plan in motion. As quietly as possible, he took the keys and unlocked the males' cell first. As he began to unlock the females' cell next, the guard then yawned, which meant that he was waking up from his nap. Ramon froze in fear, but Grenouille whispered some motivation to him.

Grenouille: Just keep going. There's only one of him. He can't stop all of us.

Ramon unlocked as fast as he could. Just as the guard awakened, everyone charged towards the exit before he had a chance to reach for his gun. Some beat up the guard as revenge. The frog lady was right. He can't take on all of them. Rayman, feeling so fulfilled from doing his first good deed in this world, started to bask in his success by cheering on his fellow crowd to embrace freedom. He really should be running with them. Grenouille tried to get him, but the crowd kept pushing her back. She called out for him, but he couldn't hear her over all the shouting. When Ramon finally realized he should leave, it was too late for him. The bruised and beaten guard grabbed Ramon by his hair, and looked him in the eye.

The guard: Where the fuck YOU think you're going?

Ramon: With my new friends?


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Ramon was then contained in isolation, so that he couldn't try to perform any tricks with his detachable body parts. Ramon's capture was then made public by the news. "Newly Discovered Unknown Species." All around America, news stories heavily focused on Ramon's species, debating what he was, or where he came from. Ramon was the biggest talk of the town, with everyone engrossed in how weird he looked. The news spread out to everyone, including a wealthy general curator, who saw a huge dollar sign on this ugly child.

Ramon was released from prison, only to move to the zoo. His enclosure was a small plastic tank with breathing holes. There was hardly any room for him to walk around in, which made him feel claustrophobic. According to the general curator, this strange boy of unknown species would be his star attraction. He was apparently right. As soon as those gates opened, the humans immediately ran to Ramon. They didn't care about the other animals around the park. All their attention was on the big nosed, round eyed creep who didn't have limbs.

After a week and three days, Ramon's life has met with misery. All those humans came to his tank just to uncomfortably stare at him, and say the most dreadful remarks about his looks. And when it wasn't about his looks, it was also on his filthy image and horrid stench. It was Ramon's fault. These zookeepers don't bother with giving him the right hygiene or grooming care. All they do is hose him down. As for his diet, they didn't know what his species ate, so they just gave him expired fruit. Some of these fruits were too rotten to be considered edible, but he forces himself to eat them anyway, to keep himself from starving to death. Every time Ramon politely requested for a simple need to be met, the zookeepers would just bang against his tank with a club, and tell him to shut up.

There was nothing Ramon could do but just sit in his tank. While a few human visitors would loudly knock on the tank to gain his attention, or mischievous teens would doodle vulgar words on his walls, he just ignored them. They were not worth the time to feed them any of his weaknesses. He tries to forget about it all by entering his daydreams, remembering a happy life he used to live. He had friends, admirers, and a foster mother who cared for him deeply. Whenever Ramon was feeling crabby, Betilla would sing a special song to get his spirits up.

🎵Oh, dearest child, don't you fret.
You're strong and remarkable, don't forget.
But before you jump at a leap of fate,
Just start with first steps, and build up rate.


To smile.
To laugh on.
To jump high.
To run fast.
To hold on.
To help those.
To show them no fear.


Keep moving forward. Bear your pride.
Whatever burden holds you, throw aside.
But since there's so much you don't know,
Start at your first steps. Wait till you grow.
🎵

Ramon was so indulged in his daydreams, he didn't notice the human visitors gathering up to his tank. It wasn't anything new, since they did it everyday. But they weren't saying anything rude about him this time. They weren't even getting up to touch the tank walls. Instead, all they were doing right now was listening to him sing. He was an ugly being, but had a beautiful voice. It almost made them feel bad about how they treated him earlier. As Ramon continued to sing away, a grown man in his early 40s shoved through the visitors, just to get close to the tank. He knocked loudly on the tank, which awakened Ramon back to reality.

41 year-old man: Say, kid, you have quite the voice.

Ramon was flabbergasted. Nobody has ever said anything nice to him at this place. He's probably the only human to ever compliment him.

Ramon: Thank you. ...I guess.

41year-old man: You poor thing. Caged up in this small box, living here to be a freak show attraction, instead of having your wonderful singing shared to the world! How would ya like to get outta there, son?

Ramon: Yes! Very much! Thank you, sir! I'm Ramon, by the way!

41 year-old: The name's Yves Eden. You can just call me Mr. Eden.

Ramon: Of course! Mr. Eden! How could I ever repay you!

Yves: Tell me; Do you get stage fright?

Ramon: No, sir! Um…. why?
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Re: Ramon, Our Only Hero (CL Rewrite)

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Here’s the second chapter. Chapter 3 will come a little late, since I wish to enjoy the holidays first.

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Chapter 2


After being freed from the zoo, Yves took Ramon to his apartment, where he gave him a bath, treated him to a big hot meal, and then let him snooze comfortably on his couch. He even let Ramon wear one of his pajama shirts as a nightgown. The poor boy had such a long day, so it's only proper to give him a lot of rest. He needs to recharge his energy. Yves stared down at him, seeing dollar signs on this strange, limbless critter. With his remarkable singing, good-natured personality, and weird appearance, Yves knew he could gain some financial potential out of it.

While Ramon slumbered away, Yves took his old clothes to a tailor shop, so that he could make a new customized wardrobe for the boy. He got pajamas, streetwear, and a few entertainment suits, as well as some undergarments. Ramon's old clothes, that were all torn and dirtied up, would never be worn again. In other words, Yves threw them into the trash. Although, he still kept the shoes. He just washed them out and air dried them.

The very next day, Ramon was backstage on The Ed Sullivan Show. He was dressed in his new wardrobe, with Yves applying makeup to his face so that he'd appear more innocent.

Ramon: What happened to my old clothes?

Yves: Didn't you see all those rips 'n tears? You're better off without 'em.

Ramon: They could've just been sewn up with a little seams. I liked my old clothes.

Yves: Listen, sonny boy, you have to accept change every now and then. It's a healthy part of growing up. C'mon, these clothes were crafted with care, and it would've been such a waste to not use them.

Ramon: I-I think you're right. I'm really sorry, Mr. Eden.

Yves: Of course I am. You should always listen to your elders.

Ramon: And forgive me for sounding so nosey, but why am I doing this?

Yves: Ramon... Between just you and me: This world, all colored in black 'n white, is a heavy burden on our shoulders. It's full of insufferable crime that keeps us from sleeping at night. Men hardly make enough money to feed their families, pollution running through the air we breathe, and children dying too young.

Ramon: Yikes... Well, I can't argue with that. I've only met with nothing but ugliness since I beamed to this world.

Yves: Ever since I was a boy, I vowed to put an end to this injustice. Alas, nobody would listen to a mere commoner such as myself. You see, Ramon, all I ever wanted was to make a difference to the world, through the power of influence. Maybe they won't listen to me, but perhaps they'll listen to someone more unique.

Ramon: What a coinkydink! I also want to make a difference to the world! It's one of the reasons why I was sent here!

Yves was taken aback by Ramon's enthusiasm. He came up with that speech all day to persuade sympathy out of the boy, without knowing he had "the same motive." The truth was; Yves didn't care if the whole world was going to burn. What he really cared about was both the money and the clout. Ramon was his easy ticket to success.

Ramon: If doing this, by any means, is for helping society shape into a better place, then I'm with you till the end!

Yves: You mean to tell me you're willing to fully commit yourself to this project!

Ramon: You bet!

Yves: Would you even agree to my every word to help restore goodness to mankind?

Ramon: Yeah!!

Yves: [*Whispers*] Just the pigeon I need.


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[*As the show began*]

Ed Sullivan: You may have seen him before. The papers, television, or up close in person at the zoo. He is a very strange lookin’ fella, who arrived to our world with a motive. Now, for the first time, he has come forward to tell us what it is. Ladies and gentleman: Rayman.

The curtains opened, and there revealed little Ramon, standing in the center of the stage, looking cute and innocent. The lights dimmed, with a spotlight shined down on him. He showed no signs of timidness. Didn't even break up a drip of sweat. Because he was so admired in his own world, he's used to being the center of attention.

You may be wondering why Ed called him "Rayman" instead of "Ramon." Earlier, Yves had discussed with Ramon about giving him a new identity for the media field. Since Ramon was an interdimensional alien with a goal to help people, he should have a name that suits his adorable profile. "Ramon" was too plain for humans to buy. Ramon was against that idea at first, as he wants the public to love him for who he is, but Yves convinced him that nobody looks up to an average guy. They look up to heroes. To make Ramon feel better, Yves assured him that he would call him by his real name outside of work. He can only be "Rayman" in entertainment. It will not change the fact that he is, and will always be, "Ramon."

Ramon: [*Ahem*] Hiya, everyone! My name is Rayman! I've come from a very far away dimension, where everyone is always happy! They were even happier with me around to help! I once moved a boulder that laid on top of my musician friend's guitar! I helped free all my little pink friends, the Electoons, after they'd been caged up by some sourpuss bully! When a gluttonous Skops had eaten all the plums needed for our holiday pies, I was quick to gather more plums, and make it in time to enjoy the festivities!

Ramon (CONT'D): Those were only a few good deeds to name! Why did I put myself through such hassle? Well, bringing peace to my land makes me feel good. I'm never happy unless they are happy. I may be young, but helping my people has always been my top priority. Sadly, due to a tragic unknown event, my home was no longer safe for me to live in. My dear mother, rest her beautiful soul, then transported me to your world, with her dying wish being for me to continue on my quest for heroism!

Ramon (CONT'D): It's safe to say it hasn't been a bed of roses since my first arrival. Lots of people let me down. They kicked me when I offered a hand. I was a misfit in this unbearing world. Just when I was ready to give up, thinking these new people don't need my help at all, I remember this song my mother used to sing to me. It helped bring me up when I was down.


🎵Oh, dearest child, don't you fret!
You're strong and remarkable, don't forget!
But before you jump at a leap of fate,
Just start with first steps, and build up rate!

To smile!
To laugh on!
To jump high!
To run fast!
To hold on!
To help those!
To show them no fear!

Keep moving forward! Bear your pride!
Whatever burden holds you, throw aside!
But since there's so much you don't know,
Start at your first steps! Wait till you grow!

Be patient!
Be mindful!
Be happy!
Be joyous!
Be friendly!
Be fearless!
Be there for your friends!

You'll come far, if you just take it slow!
Show them who you are! Let your brightness glow!

The going gets tough! I know it hurts! Expect that you'll fall down!
But have a little hope! Just get back up, and try at second round!

Oh, dearest child, don't you fret!
You're strong and remarkable, don't forget!
But remember, growth still comes with prep,
And that's where we bring up your first steps!

To smile!
To laugh on!
To jump high!
To run fast!
To hold on!
To help those!
To show them no fear!🎵


The audience, astounded by this critter's adorable message and talent to sing, began to smile widely. Everyone in their seats clapped on for the little alien, cheering for joy as well. Ramon, being so modest, bowed to their applause. After living in such hell inducing misery, this was the happiest moment he had ever experienced on this planet. They all used to hate him, but now they've grown a change of heart. Well, not everyone used to hate him. He wonders what ever happened to Grenouille. Ramon thought he should listen to everything Mr. Eden tells him.

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[*8 months later*]

Ramon used to be the talk of the town. Now he's the talk of the town in a good way. Lots of people found him to be cute, sensational, and inspirational. Those who once picked on him suddenly regret it now. Everywhere, "Rayman” was inescapable. You could find him on billboards, TV, magazine covers, and cereal boxes. He would also go on to make guest appearances on talk shows, and commercials, with Mr. Eden accompanying him. "Rayman" got an official broadway musical. Despite being the star, Yves took all the credit. Although he may seem to care about Ramon, he feels it is him who should be thanked for all of the boy's success. The two paired together like Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse.

All this fame really flattered Ramon, but he doesn't really care much about it. What really made him happy was spreading his integrity around. Every time he's being interviewed, he shares the importance of helping the community and treating everyone equally. He'd visit patients in hospitals, as Yves convinced him he could heal them with his attendance. For Thanksgiving and Christmas, he volunteered to feed the homeless in soup kitchens, while bringing a baked plum pie.

For his broadway musical, titled "Rayman: No Limbs, All Heart," he wanted to hire a diverse cast of child actors, which also included hybrids. It was a way to show this world that everyone was the same, regardless of how different they were. Mr. Eden detested the idea at first, as he tried to explain to Ramon about how "certain people" do not have the ability to act. Before Ramon could argue back, the committee was fond of the child's idea, as having a diverse cast could increase ticket sales. After swallowing his pride, Mr. Eden then got a "change of heart." And so, the broadway went with Ramon's original notion.

Ramon was always that committed to his job, since it's the reason why everyone is starting to improve their nasty behavior, and more lives were being saved, thanks to the power of his voice. That's what Mr. Eden had at least told him. Whenever Yves asked Ramon to perform at a benefit show, to raise money for an orphanage, he would immediately say yes, even if he was tired. What Ramon didn't know was that only 20% of the money went into charity. Yves kept the rest for his investment plans.

This job made him happy. Everyone loves him, he's bringing justice in his good name, and he moved into a new big private house with Mr. Eden. That doesn't mean it didn't come with setbacks. 3 months after his debut on The Ed Sullivan Show, Mr. Eden registered some credentials for Ramon, under the name of Rayman. Not Ramon.

Ramon: Huh? I don't get it. Shouldn't it say "Ramon?"

Yves: Ohhhhhh, about that... Since the public, including the whole expanded world, knows you well as Rayman, I figure we'd make your fake name official. If I were to accidentally say your real name out in the open, it'll stir up some controversy with the fans. They'll think you're a phony. And once they start to believe you're phony, they will be stunned with betrayal. You don't want that, now do you?

Ramon: But I can't be a phony. I really am a visitor from another dimension, who wants to be the hero of this civilization. I'm sure my name won't even matter.

Yves: Oh, unwind yourself, sonny. I've already registered "Rayman" on those legal documents, not to mention PAID MONEY for them, so just get used to it. It's not like it will change you thoroughly. You're the same person! Just with a different name! Capeesh?


The limbless child just hesitated. Even though it won't turn him into a different person, or at least that's what he fears, it somehow feels like it did. He's known himself as "Ramon" for years, and that's what everyone in his old world called him. To be completely stripped away from his birth name makes himself feel like he's turned into a stranger.

Yves: Hey! [*Snaps finger*] Capeesh?!

Rayman: Whatever you say.


Yves has a tendency to be quite neglectful towards Rayman as well. He doesn't really care about Rayman enough to help him psychologically. There was this one incident where a spoiled, human child actor bullied him behind the scenes, telling him that he's just a fad, and how he will go back to the zoo once he's out of work. This brought Rayman into tears. He ran straight to his dressing room to cry. When Yves walked in and found Rayman having an emotional episode, what did he say to him? He just told him to stop crying, because he would only make himself look like a fool if he showed the public his weaknesses. Yves did attempt to comfort Rayman by telling him the human child actor was wrong, but after that, he just forced him to get over it.

Rayman was forbidden to show any negative emotions outside of acting. For the sake of the public and media outlet, he's only allowed to be happy at all times. He has to smile every time he faces a camera. Whenever he wasn't feeling happy, Yves would tell him to pretend he was. Rayman was subjected to anything his manager/surrogate father told him to do. He had to eat what was given in front of him. Yves always decided his bedtime. Whether he wanted to or not, he had to work his ass off until Yves gave him permission to take a second wind. Whenever their day-offs come, Yves is the one to go out, while Rayman stays, alone. He is not to leave the mansion, as Mr. Eden was taking no chances losing him.

If things couldn't get more dreadful for Rayman, he was denied a normal childhood. It's not that Yves was a cheapskate, but it came from his knowledge of Hollywood involving child performers. Most child performers have difficulties maturing whenever they reach an older age. After that, they're unable to find any new line of work in showbiz, becoming nothing more than just a washed up celebrity. Yves feared that if he let Rayman's whole charisma revolve around his childlike innocence, it may become damaging to his career in the future. Instead, he decided to paint his persona as a cute little lad who was surprisingly mature for his age. It worked, as the public seems to eat that up.

Yves wouldn't let Rayman play with other kids, go trick or treating, or stop at a playground. He doesn't even buy him toys. Rayman greatly understands why he's not supposed to have a social life, given his stardom status, but he doesn't understand why he can't have toys. To justify this, Yves tells him that he's just too good for toys. That wasn't all. Since Rayman was considered to be a hero through America's eyes, Yves also told him that being a hero was about transitioning into adolescence, and the biggest sacrifice a man had to make was letting go of his kiddy days. In actuality, Yves was forcing Rayman to progress at such a young age, for his own selfish gain.

Rayman: Why can't I have any toys, Mr. Eden? Are you worried that there aren't enough to share with all the other kids in the world? I'm sure there's plenty. And with our recent toy drive being active, every kid will get a toy to play with. Why me?

Yves: Listen, Rayman... You're America's hero. Do you know what makes up a hero?

Rayman: Of course! Doing what's right, thinking of others first, and helping those in need.

Yves: Yes, but you forgot the main ordeal. Being a hero is also about leaving those child days behind, and embracing the full extent of manhood. Nobody will take you seriously if you continue to act like a kid. Kids are not heroes, they're sidekicks.

Rayman: Pardon me, and I don't like to argue with you, sir, but my mom used to let me do all those kid stuff. I was still a hero back in my world, regardless if I played like a child or not.

Yves: You did mention that your world was destroyed, right?

Rayman: Well... Uh-huh?

Yves: Your mother clearly didn't comprehend the consequences that came with raising a hero as a child.

Rayman: What do you mean?

Yves: Your mother sounds like a real nice woman, she really does. And I see she loved you very much. But her love made you too soft. Whatever disaster happened to your world, a REAL hero could've prevented it. If you truly were the hero you envisioned yourself as, you'd still have your world. Your mother would've still been alive. You weren't a hero then, Rayman. Just a Boy Scout.


Rayman went silent for 1 minute and 30 seconds, while fidgeting with his fingers. It was hard for him to grasp that it was his fault he couldn't save his own world. The more he thought of it, the more he started to believe it.

Rayman: Gee, I never really thought of it that way.

Yves: Damn right. Stick with me, because Mr. Eden knows what's best for you. "Ramon" could never be a hero, but "Rayman" can.

Rayman: Yes, Mr. Eden.


And so, only at nine, Rayman chose to "grow up," as a way to fit into those roots of heroism. No toys, no playing, and no regular child emotions. He was still allowed to watch cartoons and read comics, but Mr. Eden put a limit on those privileges. Children can have wild imaginations from what they watch or read, so Yves makes sure Rayman isn't too indulged in his mindless entertainment. Aside from TV and comics, Rayman had also been given books and film reels, which were all educational. On every occasion where Yves would leave the mansion, Rayman would put all his books down. There was no need to study if his manager wasn't around to badger him. Being alone gave Rayman the perfect opportunity to practice his flying.

Two years later, Rayman turned eleven, and was about to turn 12 soon. He was still famous, and loved. His acting has improved thanks to the new homeschooled teacher hired for him. Yves recently bought a new TV Studio. With his king sized ego, you can guess what this studio was called. Eden Studios. Currently, they are producing a television program called The Eden Show. Said show featured musical segments from dated artists, comedy skits that always involved Rayman, and DYIs from famous TV celebrities. The show had been a commercial success. This was Yves's first media project that wasn't Rayman centric, as he intends to branch out his name as a brand. However, he reminded Rayman that he was still his little star. Nothing can replace him.

Two years of repeating the same routines, Rayman was starting to grow tired of it all. Remember that song he performed live on The Ed Sullivan Show, that made him win the heart of humans and hybrids alike? He was now sick of hearing it. It was originally supposed to be a heartening poem, sung by a mother who wanted to uplift her son from his insecurities. Since its gone full commercial, and is being sung by people who don't hold insecurities of their own, he feels the song has officially lost its depth.

In general, all this fame was starting to overwhelm him. The pressure was weighing on him harder than a thousand tons. You try being woken up every 5 AM, forced into some uncomfortable itchy shirts, and then directed to move your body constantly under a spotlight until you feel the need to pass out. Rayman had no control over his life. He was prohibited from doing what he wanted. Every single life choice of his was highly dependent on Mr. Eden. Rayman is exhausted, but he won't let him rest.

In spite of all this heavy baggage, Rayman never considered quitting, or questioning Mr. Eden's methods. What keeps him motivated to carry on with all this suffrage? For the people. It makes it all worth it in the end when seeing his positive messages being carried out. Hybrids are slowly gaining more acceptance in humanity. Children become happy each year. He's helping people through the power of his influence. Because he's so popular, everyone's gonna take his words into account. For this planet's well-being, he wants to continue with his mission until the day he dies. Gosh... If only Mr. Eden had told him the full truth.

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[*1969*]

Rayman, who has now turned 16, is slowly regretting everything. He's starting to doubt that he could keep up with this career any longer. The more famous he became, the more pressure got to him. Although Rayman had bodyguards now, he wasn't allowed to go anywhere unless he's granted permission from Mr. Eden. Majority of the times, he says "no." They were getting richer, but Mr. Eden refused to give Rayman any spending money. Whatever he wanted to buy, his manager expected him to come up to him and ask. Majority of the times, he says "no." Rayman would love to express his own creativity for a project, but only if Mr. Eden approves. Majority of the times, he says "NO." It's like he doesn't even trust him.

Moving that aside, Rayman's body has developed into some change. His snout grew longer while still holding that round structure, his eyes were no longer sphere shaped as they fit his head just right, he now stood 2.8 ft tall (with his previous height being 2.1 ft), and he had two fronds of hair instead of his usual three, which stood out like paper-thin bunny ears. Although child celebrities lose their adorableness as they hit puberty, Rayman still looked cute to the public. It's because he was different. He wasn't a human, nor a hybrid. Just a funny looking alien with no limbs. Rayman didn't even sprout any unattractive features most teenagers get, like acne or blackheads.

Rayman's physique wasn't the only thing that changed. Yves was really moving up in the world with his "Eden" brand. He managed to recruit more actors, famous directors, and the most talented writers money can buy. Many sponsors began to help him on his cause. Just about a year ago, Yves invested his money into a new movie studio, which was constructed to look just like a castle. And with a new movie studio on hand, you can guess what Mr. Eden has in mind.

A new movie was announced to America, where it would feature Rayman as the lead role. The script had already been finished, under the title of "The Limbless Wonder." Originally, Mr. Eden wanted to call it "The Great Escape," but knew he would get threatened with a lawsuit. For a summary on the film: It took place in a magical setting of fantasy, called The Glade Of Dreams, that lived in peace until the robot pirates from outer space began to enslave the inhabitants. Now their fate rests in the hands of X-Ray, a hero of unknown origins that washed up on shore. X-Ray's costume was designed to resemble Rayman's old childhood clothes, except they swapped the "O" with an "X," and his bandana with a cape.

This would be the first movie in cinematic history to include hybrid actors. Betty Blohole as Carmela the whale, Alexander Toadster as X-Ray's best friend Gleebix, and Kitty Darling as Lee the fairy. Lee played the role of X-Ray's subtle love interest. Rayman disfavored the idea of having a love interest, as he never considered himself to be a romantic guy. Mr. Eden then told him that he didn't have to actually be in love with Kitty for the role, or even openly show it. He just had to pretend. That's the whole point of acting.

Speaking of Rayman again, since he's now a teenager, his life began to come in terms with depression, angst, and fatigue. Not to mention, he grew quite an attitude problem. Through his media persona, he's the same cheerful lad with a can-do attitude just as he was as a child. Behind the scenes, however, he's somewhat bitter. When alone with his homeschool teacher, he's always getting in trouble with her, whether it be from sassy remarks or harmless pranks. He takes frequent naps during live events. That's not all. He learned how to swear. He never swears in front of his manager (for he would put him through an hour of obnoxious lecturing), or children, for obvious reasons. He wasn't as pure as he had been when he was 9.

It gets worse for him during the production of The Limbless Wonder. Since Rayman was the only one of his species to exist on Earth, it was impossible to find a stunt double. So, Rayman had to perform his own stunts. This was quite a dangerous decision, as the teen would fall into many severe, painful injuries. They would not only harm him physically, but mentally as well. If Mr. Eden couldn't get any more insensitive, Rayman would be pushed to continue where he left off, just after he had fully healed from his injuries. Later, this stirred up an argument between him and his manager.

Rayman: You've gotta be kiddin' me! You want me to get back on that walking shell?! Have you learned nuttin' after I was almost killed in that acceleration incident?!

Yves: You shouldn't have to worry about another explosion this time. The crew relooked the safety precautions, and our technicians worked out all the kinks on the remote operated shell. We even decided to throw in some adhesive gloves, to avert you from falling off again.

Rayman: Ohhhhhhhh, it's more than just an oversized toy missile I'm worried about! I cut myself in a choreographed sword fight, that used REAL swords! I had to swing 50 feet in the air without a safety net! You made me ski through piranha infested water, for Christ's sakes! Whaddya want me to do now?! Defuse a bomb in under 30 seconds?!

Yves: I know these conditions can be quite harsh, but we will be sure to show more concern for your safety. Whatever complaints you have, the crew will be obliged to fix the solution.

Rayman: If it's my complaints you wanna hear, then I say cancel the whole production, because this project is making me feel pain in places I never knew I had!

Yves: That's enough, Rayman. Remember, this is all for your fans.

Rayman: I'm SURE the fans will understand. They will be disappointed, but I'm sure they will understand. I'm only a person. I have feelings too, ya know.

Yves: They're all having high hopes to see you on the silver screen, and you're being selfish.

Rayman: Look who's to fuckin' talk about being selfi-


Yves then slapped Rayman across the face. Despite this violent act, he remained in a calm tone, as to make himself look like the sane one. Rayman glared at his manager, with tears forming in his eyes. Mr. Eden had gone too far this time, the limbless teen thought.

Yves: We've talked about using that language, young man. Here's the problem: You're thinking too much of yourself, instead of those who admire you.

Rayman: Go to hell, old man!!!


Frustrated, he ran straight towards his trailer, slammed the door, and locked it. This was the first time Rayman had ever stood up against Mr. Eden's bullshit. It might be due to him catching a rebellious teenage phase. But even if that's not the case, that situation is enough to make anyone blow a fuse. He was forced to risk his life over deadly stunt work, accused of being selfish for fearing his own life, and then getting slapped by his own surrogate father. Rayman does care about his fans, but this has officially been too much for him. He wants to take a break. Not just from this film project, but his whole career as well. Rayman is tired. Oh, how he'd give anything to relive his old home life for a day, sleeping in a warm grassy meadow without a care in the world.

Yves: Rayman! Open up! This is very unprofessional for an American hero to act!

Instead of saying anything, Rayman just blew a raspberry. He was too angry to speak a single word. Mr. Eden decided to just leave him alone, thinking he would come out eventually. After 5 hours, Rayman kept himself locked in that trailer like he lived there. The limbless teen was too stubborn to face Mr. Eden, unless he decided to apologize. He kept himself busy by napping, and reading comics. If he ever runs out of food, he would exit the trailer by the time everyone went to bed. Rayman was really testing Mr. Eden's patience. Since he was like a father to him, he knew the boy's weakness very well. He began to slip some envelopes, probably about 20, under the trailer door.

The annoyed Rayman got up to check it out. He was surprised to discover that they were fanmail. Since Mr. Eden hoarded everything from him, he never knew he had fanmail. Getting comfy on his bed, he sorted through each envelope. After reading all their letters, he felt incredibly moved. Some fans quote watching Rayman on TV as a means of escapism from their overbearing home life. Others are changing their problematic ways in his favor. Children want to grow up to be just like him. One fan had said that Rayman was their very first idol. They were all very touching, but the one that really broke him down was from a disabled hybrid child, who was born without arms and legs. The note even included a photograph of himself. This child conveyed about how Rayman was the greatest thing to happen in his life, as seeing a beloved icon who also had no limbs made him feel validated. Rayman was his inspiration to accomplish anything in life.

The limbless teen decided to eat that humble pie, no matter how bad it hurts him. It was for the fans. As he opened his trailer door and stepped out, he walked up to Mr. Eden so that he could apologize. Even though he had nothing to apologize for.

Rayman: I-I-

Yves: Yes?

Rayman: I'm s-sorry. You were right. I was being selfish. It'll never happen again.

Yves: As always, you should listen to me. Have I ever wronged you before, son?


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[*1977*]

Rayman has reached 24. He was officially an adult. More of his features changed, such as growing more hair with a hairline, his snout took on a more rectangular shape, and his current height was now standing at 3.4. Puberty also gifted him with enlargement of a very specific feature, but that's not worth our time to talk about. It's been six years since The Limbless Wonder launched into theaters, around May of 1971, which was declared one of the best movies of all time.

Critics loved it, the audience loved it, and those who weren't even Rayman fans loved it. It's been praised for its memorable characters, powerful storytelling, progressive messages, and a well composed soundtrack. People loved the soundtrack so much, it got a record album release. A film this good earned a total of three Oscars. Everyone loved The Limbless Wonder. Rayman, who'd been the lead, was possibly the only one who didn't. He hated The Limbless Wonder with every fiber of his being, for such a hellish experience he went through. To this day, he still does. The media doesn't know about that, however. And according to Yves, it's best to keep his mouth shut on it.

Eden Studios would then go on to produce new films, such as Beyond Good And Evil, Watch Dogs, and the Prince Of Persia. Two more films would star Rayman as the lead role, titled M-Arena, and Hoodlum Havoc. Though these movies weren't as well received as The Limbless Wonder, they still made a handsome amount of cash at the box office. Brain Blasters was their only flop. Usually the ones with Rayman made the most money out of all of them. M-Arena and Hoodlum Havoc were the least sufferable experiences for Rayman, because he no longer had to do his own stunts. With the money Yves had, he hired the smartest minds in science to make an artificial stunt double for Rayman

His stunt double was a repliciated clone, formulated from a small sample of Rayman's extracted blood. (Bear this to mind: Rayman's blood is pink, circuiting with electrical currents. He is totally an odd one). Not only did this clone look exactly like Rayman, but had his personality, too. Not all his personality, though. The clone's mind had been altered to do whatever it was told, without questioning its authority. It had all of Rayman's positives, but neither of his negatives. Even if it gets tired, it never rests without order. The clone was 100% loyal to its host. Also, unlike Rayman, this clone was coined to be professionally athletic, having more flexibility, agility, and durability. An invention like this impressed Rayman, but also disturbed him. The clone had his likeness, did everything better than him, and followed everyone's command without any hesitation. He can't help but feel threatened by it.

In regards to the movies, although conditions were still harsh, Hoodlum Havoc was the one Rayman had the most positive outlook on. He loved the movies tone of action, mixed with surreal comedy. His favorite part of participating in this film was witnessing the creative designed weaponry. Hollywood was introduced to the heavy metal fist, vortex suit, lockjaws, shock rocket, and throttle copter. They were cool, but also extremely dangerous to handle. Eden Studios always settled for practical effects. When production was over, Yves let Rayman keep one of the weapons as a gift, just as long as he keeps them in the box, and never use them. Look, but not touch.

The happiest moment Rayman had experienced in his adult years was during the opening day of Eden World in 1973, a magical theme park for kids and adults alike. He got to explore every ride, fill up on junk food, and play interactive attractions. For once in too long, Rayman got to endure that childhood ecstasy he had lost since he first came to Earth. This was the most fun he had in years. He can't remember the last time he had smiled so big. It was one day to cherish forever, because that was the only time he was allowed into Eden World. What is it with Yves keeping him away from fun, Rayman asked himself.

With every year, the Eden name was spreading around the globe. Yves had the money to buy out whatever he wanted. Marketing corporations, political campaigns, and even got his hands on the mass media. There was no stopping him. He opened five more Eden Worlds in five different states, including a Euro Eden World in France. Yves would also come to release two more television shows, with his mascot Rayman hosting both of them. Must Dance, a show that follows a similar format to Soul Train, but dominated the latter's ratings due to having more aesthetic visuals, comedy skits, and giving fans the opportunity to meet Rayman on stage. The other show, Club Rayman, was an educational program aimed towards a younger audience, where kids are indoctrinated into Yves's conservative beliefs. Eden's name was everywhere, but it still wasn't enough.

Rayman's life was still hell. Mr. Eden continued to treat him as a child, taking charge of what he's supposed to wear, what food he should eat, and when he has to go to bed. He wasn't allowed to have friends or dates over. Yves's mansion, Yves's rules. Work also proceeds to be a pain in his ass. However, Rayman became less resentful after alcohol entered his life. It's been since his 21st birthday, he took his first sip of liquor. It was strong, bitter, but it eased his emotional stress. All of his worries faded, and his mind drifted to a soft cloud of euphoria. From every gulp, he felt relaxed. He wanted more.

Rayman got into an incident where he stole 5 bottles from his manager's booze cabinet, and became so drunk, he literally fell into pieces. When Mr. Eden found out, he locked Rayman in his room, and hid the rest of his bottles. The next day, Rayman asked Mr. Eden if he could buy him alcohol, going so far as to even beg and whine. Mr. Eden gave in, and agreed to buy what he wanted, but only if he drank responsibility. Unfortunately, Rayman had trouble overcoming his temptation. He gets one bottle, and then downs it in a single setting. Since Rayman failed to keep his promise, Mr. Eden told him he would no longer buy him any more liquor. The limbless man did not take kindly to this information. First he blew up. Then he cried for 7 minutes. After that, he turned the mansion upside down, looking for Mr. Eden's hidden stash. Poor Rayman thought that booze was the only thing that tamed his misery. He acted like he was gonna die if he didn't get one sip. That outlash was so horrid, Mr. Eden scheduled a private rehab session for Rayman.

And so, Rayman was quickly saved before he fell victim to alcoholism. If Mr. Eden's precious mascot became a drunk, he would taint the Eden brand. He couldn't afford to let Rayman do anything considered problematic to the public's eyes. As long as he keeps the limbless man under his wing, he will keep the future of Eden bright.

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[*1982*]

Welcome to Eden, formally known as The United States of America. Meet Yves Eden, the richest man alive. It's a really bad idea to let a mad man get ahold of all that money. He was entitled to have whatever he set his eye on, just as long as he could pay for it. And when he couldn't, he hires the most diabolical, sick minded, and very intelligent masterminds to help him take what he feels belongs to him. Overthrow the president at the office. Rig election polls. Or even better, implant micro brainwashing chips into every politician's occipital lobes. Yves Eden has gone from greedy businessman, to power hungry tyrant. It wasn't about the money anymore. It was about him being bigger than God. Now that he's claimed a whole country, he gets to restore the "goodness" of its "glory days."

But while this was the year he finally got what he wanted, this was also the year he became diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Could've timed badly. If he dies, what will become of his greatest achievement? He doesn't trust anyone to inherit his legacy. Especially Rayman, who doesn't know the full truth. There was no cure for his disease, nor did he want to bother treating it.

Yves: I didn't spend years fighting from rags to riches just to suddenly lose it all! I'VE EARN THIS SPOT! Ya hear?! I'M AM NOT READY TO GO DOWN WITH IT JUST NOW!

Eden's board of directors: Yes, sir, we hear you loud and clear, but there's no vaccination to help with your condition. We can only suggest a regular medicial trea-

Yves: I DON'T WANT A TEMPORARY LIFE! I WANT A FOREVER LIFE! And to have that, I'd have to leave this old, fragile body!


Mr. Eden was officially off his rocker. He intends to stay alive forever so that he could continue to carry on his legacy. The old man wasn't going to let go of the empire he had earned. He wanted to look down on all those worms infesting his city, and clear them away. Yves wants to live on through every generation. People should admire, and fear, the name "Eden." Turning to his lab specialists, he thought of the most unthinkable thing you could imagine. It is seriously fucked up.

He had his brain surgically removed. After that, they had the brain preserved into a new mechanical proesthic. It was a machine that sat in a heavily secured, weaponized room. The machine mentally accessed all the surveillance cameras around the city, including every employer's electronic devices. With this new body, he possessed no human needs, such as eating and sleeping. It would also mean he'd never get sick again. The machine couldn't move, either. It just stood there in place. Yves doesn't seem to mind it, as he gets all the entertainment watching everyone. He's not going anywhere

What does this mean for Rayman? Well, since he is well disciplined, loyal, and broken in spirit, Yves decided it was finally time to let him live on his own. But not in the way you think. The board of directors sent a secretary to help Rayman pack, and move into a new luxurious penthouse.

Rayman: When's the old fart gonna move in?

Eden secretary: Oh, I cannot answer that, but he did leave you this notice.


The secretary handed Rayman a piece of paper. It was a typed statement by his manager.

Dear Rayman,
You're a growing boy, so I figured it was about time to give you space, so that you have more room to grow. As for me, I'll be working from a private estate. Don't worry, I'll make sure to keep in touch. And with a new bachelor pad, I think you deserve a little currancy credits of your own. Purchases can be made on the Eden hotline. Buy whatever you want, but don't spend it all. P.S. You still have to follow my ground rules. 1. Never leave the apartment unless you are permitted to. And 2. Don't screw with Eden's good name.
Warm wishes, Mr. Yves Eden.

Rayman couldn't believe what he had read. He gets his own place, his own spending money, and no longer has to deal with Mr. Eden breathing down his nose. He can do whatever he wants now. The limbless man got up on the couch, jumping for joy over his new found freedom.

Rayman: Holy shit! Mr. Eden is off my back now! WA-HOO! I can do whatever I want! Eat what I choose! Walk around in my underwear for the hell of it!

Rayman then realized the secretary was still in the room with him.

Rayman: Oh... Sorry. I think you should leave.
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I think it's because the show didn't have time to breath, if there was 1 episode where we got to see that in him. 1 episode where he wasn't at work & allowing his true self out, then maybe it would be more convincing when he took a stance.

I didn't get your mentality due to the show providing me catharsis, but to be fair, I was always more a fan of Raymesis.
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I don’t have chapter 3 yet, but here’s a fun little preview drawn by my friend, Chi. (https://youtube.com/@sparklingchi4100?s ... -fXuxYxjwU)

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New year. New chapter.

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Chapter 3


[*1992*]

He was 39 and pushing 40. Growing very tired, and his depression hasn't died down. Though still technically young, Rayman felt like he already reached his 60s, especially whenever he looked at himself in the mirror. His gut has expanded out from all that excessive eating. Bags grew under his eyes from not getting proper sleep. Crow's feet began to appear as well. One time, just a year ago, Rayman found a single gray strand of hair on his head. As he overreacted to the plight, he then put himself through this weekly dye routine, to keep his hair in that fresh strawberry blonde color. He only skipped a routine once, when his personal conveyor delivered the wrong dye packages to him. However, Rayman still kept the products for some reason.

When the limbless man isn't worrying about his age, he's living hedonism to the fullest. Having his own place, with his own spending money, meant that he could do whatever he wanted behind closed doors. Trying to reclaim his lost childhood, he purphases a shit ton of pre-teen toys for himself, then played with them without any shame. Oftentimes, he'd let his action figures accompany him in casual mundae activities. Rayman would also buy video games, candy, and cartoon VHS tapes. He even has a few arcade machines in his apartment.

Rayman partakes in some normal adult activities too. Ever since he moved into his new bachelor pad, he took up drinking again, despite Mr. Eden's dismay. However, to keep his image clean, he doesn't touch any alcohol when outside the apartment. The limbless man also developed a sex life, by hiring hookers into his place during weekends, no matter what gender they were. When no hookers happen to be available for his time, he turns to his marital aids for self-pleasure. Rayman has tried drugs, but only once. That's a story saved for later.

Between being an adult or a child at heart, Rayman's favorite pastimes involved eating and sleeping. He doesn't exactly have a balanced diet. Rayman just ate whatever he craved for, whether it be leftover pizza for breakfast, or chocolate cake for lunch. He no longer had a badgering old man decide his meals for him. Next to eating, he loved to sleep. It's what he thinks about all day when at work. As soon as he comes home, he takes off his clothes and shoes, slips into his comfy human sized shirt, then passes out on the couch. As said before, Rayman's not a romantic type guy, but there's only one true love in his life: Sleep.

Having said that, Rayman tends to take advantage of his freedom a little too much, to such a degree where he developed a very unhealthy lifestyle. He drinks gallons of booze straight from the bottle, putting his liver at great risk. In fact, when he was 32, he nearly died of alcohol poisoning. Next goes for his eating. He eats nothing but junk food, ranging from sugary, greasy, and salty. Aside from gaining weight, eating like that is not good for his age. Despite Rayman being aware of his unhealthy food consumption, and how he desired to be skinnier because he hates wearing that uncomfortable girdle to work, he's just too stubborn to quit. Lastly, we come to his sleep. Because he naps a lot in the day, it ruins his normal sleep routine. He's had insomnia for almost a decade. Rayman also naps during his breaks at work, where fellow employees have to constantly wake him up.

The limbless man can drink, eat, and sleep to his heart's content. He gets to do stuff Mr. Eden has always restricted him from doing. But does that mean he's happy? Not really. Rayman is still as miserable as he was back then. He thought he'd be happier in his new penthouse, spending his very own Eden credits. No matter what he does, he can't find happiness for himself. Rayman was still a lonely, caged up bird, isolated from the public. He wasn't allowed to leave the penthouse without an escort. Even when he's surrounded by thousands of people, he is alone. He had no friends, no one to talk to. Whenever he tries to talk to someone, they just can't seem to speak on his level. Not even his hookers had interest in striking a conversation with him.

Even though Rayman and Mr. Eden had a rocky relationship, he's a bit disgruntled over not seeing his father figure in person since 1982. He does receive daily calls from him, but the man never shows his face. This gave Rayman some conflicting thoughts that Mr. Eden may be avoiding him. He fears his father figure no longer perceives him as the same cute, plucky young star he used to be, like he's somehow become unapproachable to him. The phone calls don't help either, as they are always short and simple. Even though he has the highest platform in Eden, he's still dependent on his father figure's approval.

Regardless of all the rough patches in his life, his motive to serve as a hero never changed. Reading his fans' mail always kept his spirits enlightened. The presents and drawings he gets from children make his heart flutter. There's always someone thanking him for his good deeds. As unhappy as Rayman may be, to leave his position would have to be selfish of him. The well-being of all these people, whether human or hybrid, was the only thing that mattered. Eden needs his guidance. If Rayman exists solely just to make the world a better place, then he will continue on that path. If only Betilla could see him now.

Rayman, in his apartment, stepped out into his patio for some fresh air. Into the distance, he caught a glimpse of a blimp advertisement, showcasing him surrounded by happy families of human and hybrids, with big neon words flashing "Eden Unites Us All." The limbless man couldn't help but grin. Then, taking a deep breath, he climbed up the ledge, and stared directly at the dark abyss over him. It was such a long way down, probably 30 stories. Yes, it intimidated Rayman a bit. Just one more step, and it will end his life for good. Put a stop to his misery. But Rayman wasn't thinking about going down. He wanted to go up.

The two tufts of hair on his head began to spin rapidly like helicopter blades, then he descended up to the roof. Despite having a patio, Rayman preferred to be under the sky. It was blank of no stars, due to all the city lights, but Rayman just likes to pretend there's stars. Gazing into the starry sky was one of his fondest childhood memories. Gosh, he hasn't seen a single one since he was 9. Speaking of childhood, his flying ability has really improved since his 20s. However, it's the only special quirk about himself that he refuses to share with the public. Only he alone knows about his flying ability. He never even showed it to Mr. Eden. The reason for that wasn't because it would make him look more freakish, but because he wanted to keep an old remnant of his home world to himself. Everything that represented his formal dimension life has either been taken away from him, or capitalized. The clothes he used to wear, his mother's song, and his entire innocence. Now they're producing an animated family film based on his life, with a story that sugarcoats his journey from child star to voice of Eden. (It's called A Ray Of Hope, by the way) This special gift, from his mother, is the only thing back home he wants to keep personally.

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Since 1989, the peace and harmony of Eden has been threatened ever since these new rebels appeared. Most notably some guy who goes by the name Captain Dolph Laserhawk, with his partner in crime, Alex Taylor. Rayman started working extra hard, to reassure Eden that Laserhawk, including other rebels', acts of terrorism will be brought to justice, and he feels his power of influence is the only thing to make that happen. Rayman's able to carry out his statements further, thanks to his newly promoted career as TV personality. He hosts The Eden Late Show, anchors The Eden Report, and Club Rayman is holding stronger. Rayman still found work in acting, but not as much as he used to.

Rayman: [*Live on The Eden Report*] Now, I would like to take a moment and address these terrorists myself. Dolph Laserhawk... Alex Taylor... You destroyed a city. Yes, you've injured innocent citizens of Eden. Mothers, fathers, children, and you killed officers of our precious police force. But let me tell you this: You will never, ever destroy our way of life! Eden will stand fearless, and more united than ever!

Bringing up Club Rayman, the show teaches kids on how to contribute to Eden as a society, the dos and don'ts of living in Eden, and the practice of serving as Eden's law enforcers. These members were referred to as "Rayman kids." Each graduated member was rewarded with a special "I'm a Rayman kid" button. The luckiest ones were sent to Camp Eden for fun activities, and it marks the beginning of their training. These buttons made a debut in season 7. Things are different when the cameras are off. Him and the kids are always talking over snacks, telling jokes and sharing their interests. Sometimes, he'd smuggled toys from his penthouse, then present them to the children so that he could play with them. Rayman absolutely loved being in the company of these kids. They were so pure, innocent, and full of creative imaginations, like how he used to be.

Rayman was like their fun uncle. Even though the lessons he gave on the show were quite questionable, he was a warm softie behind the scenes. Because he'd been robbed of his childhood, he connects with kids better than adults. Most adults he has interacted with, his age or older, always sucked. However, despite his relationship with these kids, he strays himself from befriending them, as it would only look creepy. Rayman made sure the children had the happiest experience on Club Rayman. He couldn't stand to see a child upset. This brings us to one scenario when he encountered a crying human child that was no older than 6. Rayman didn't hesitate to ask the little girl what was wrong.

Rayman: What's wrong, Barbara? It's Barbara, right?

Barbara: Yes.

Rayman: Why are you crying? Are you nervous?

Barbara: No! I don't wanna be on Club Rayman! I just wanted to go to E. Den Cheese to play games and eat pizza, but mommy won't let me!! She told me it's more important to help out Eden as a socidity than to do stupid kid stuff! When I asked her if we could go to E. Den Cheese another time, she said I was being selfish!


Rayman took pity on this little girl. The mother was averting her child from doing anything fun in life, just to convert her into a devoted patron of Eden. It reminded Rayman of how Yves did the same to him. Despite his empathy with the child, he did not know how to respond. Years of accepting tough love from Mr. Eden, he wanted to tell Barbara that her mother may be only doing what's best for her, but he feared that would just make things worse. He thought of telling her, "You'll probably get that chance some other time! Look at me! I'm all grown up, and I can play with all the toys I want." In context, that wouldn't sound any better. All Rayman could do to cheer her up was distract her.

He pulled his mouth wide open, and did a funny little grimace. That's what he always resorted to when he's in a paniac, and it always worked. Barbara's sobbing then shifted to giggles. Rayman then encouraged the other kids to make their own funny faces, until the little girl was uplifted with laughter. The limbless man wanted to keep the positive energy up, just before they go live. So, he removed his torso, and played around with it like a ball. He'd pass it around to the kids, where they then took turns playing catch.

TV Producer: Rayman!

The fun was put to a halt after the producer called Rayman to have a little word with him. He placed his torso back in place, and followed the man to the break room.

Rayman: What? Was playing volleyball with my body a little too freaky for these tots? Cuz last I checked, they were havin' fun.

TV Producer: It's not that. The objective of our show is to educate these kids to be true, loyal patrons of Eden, which is why we must keep their minds clear and focused. They must not be distracted, by any means necessary. You'll make them think this whole production is some kind of party.

Rayman: I'm not trying to distract them from learning anything. All I'm doing is helping them warm up to this place. Let them know the environment is friendly to them.

TV Producer: But what if they start feeling too secure, and take all our thematic lessons for granted?

Rayman: And what if these kids are too anxious to step in front of a camera? C'mon, you can't be fun and educational at the same time? Don't tell me you've never heard of Sesame Street.

TV Producer: I'm just following the policies set up by Mr. Yves Eden himself. One misstep, and he'll-

Rayman: What’s wrong with making these kids happy? It's not like that will affect my public relation with Eden in any way.


What Rayman didn't know was that his reputation was already on thin ice. Mr. Eden kept track of every wrongdoing Rayman had made. Everytime Rayman has blungled, he sends his Board Of Directors to lecture him. No matter how hard they've tried, their mascot can't seem to stay clean.

Rayman Fucks Up, part 1: Staff members and employees started to become very concern with the limbless man's eating habbits. He orders fast food during his lunch breaks. That doesn't seem too out of the ordinary, but he has also been eating bags of chips, snack cakes, and sometimes just a can of whiz. They have never seen him eat a balanced meal. Not even one piece of fruit. Whoever tried to convince Rayman to eat more healthier, he'd pull the same excuse: "I'm a grown ass adult. It is for me to make my own decisions."

They're also tired of him falling asleep at work. Waking him up has become a chore. A normal adult would've just fought their exhaustion with a cup of coffee. But Rayman hates coffee. He relies on sugar or cold water to the face to keep him awake, but the effects only last temporarily. Despite the employees voicing their complaints, the Board of Directors never thought of confronting Rayman on this issue, feeling it's not as harmful.

Rayman Fucks Up, part 2: There was this after party for the 1990 Annual Yves Awards. Rayman hated social gatherings, as they always made him feel like a fish out of water. The Board of Directors insisted that he intends, just to make a good impression. The award ceremony was a decent affair, but the party was when things started to become uneasy. Everyone was so out of reach to him, talking about certain topics he could not relate to, or just felt insulting. A few celebrities interacted with him, only to crack offensive xenophobic jokes, while trying to sound lighthearted. A hippo comedian gagged about Rayman's world being destroyed as a sign of fate, to bring joy into theirs. Some human actress humorously asked Rayman if "some other parts of him" floated. It's hard being the only alien in the room.

He couldn't deal with this stress any longer. His body was aching for a drink. To sum it up in a nutshell, he headed over to the bar, and drank his anxiety away. He became so intoxicated, he gained the confidence to interact with the group. By interact, I mean standing on a table, loudly ranting about how The Limbless Wonder is an overrated movie. After that, he entertained the public by rearranging his body parts like a puzzle, which gained a lot of disgusted reactions from everyone. Unsatisfied with their displeasement, Rayman then picked up a fork, and sung into it like a microphone. He was vocalizing his own cover of Like A Virgin by Madonna, jumping table to table, and doing sensual dance moves. To end the night off, he urinated into the plastic plants. That particular moment ended up on the cover of every tabloid.

The following day, Eden's Board Of Directors crudely brought up the issue with Rayman. Needless to say, he was just as embarrassed as they were. If Rayman makes himself look stupid, then he makes the entire state of Eden look stupid. He begged for forgiveness, while vowing to never touch alcohol outside of his apartment again. They let him off the hook that time.

Rayman Fucks Up, part 3: The creative minds behind Rayman's new biography movie, A Ray Of Hope, decided to hire famous music cosposer Tiger Eyes, to help with the movie's score. What they didn't know was that Tiger Eyes was a closet coke junkie. When Rayman walked in on Tiger Eyes at his private recording station, just to check on his music progress, he found him high out of his mind, in front of a table full of white powdery substance. When Tiger Eyes realized he was caught, he got down on his knees, pleading for Rayman to not rat him out to anybody. Tiger Eyes explains that drugs are the key element to his musical innovation, and without it, he's nothing. Rayman relented on the hybrid, but still felt it was wrong. Tiger Eyes then thought he could change the limbless man's mind by offering him some coke.

Rayman was wavering for a bit. Eden is known to be a healthy, pristine state against drugs. They even hold an anti-drug campaign, with Rayman as their mascot as always, called "Shove That Joint!" However, Tiger Eyes attempted to sway him into trying a little coke, by telling him the ecstasy he would be experiencing. He put in all the ethereal details on how happy it would make him feel. A person of good sense would've just brushed him off, but Tiger Eyes was talking to an individual suffering from depression. Wanting to seek that happiness, he planted his snout onto the powder, and inhaled it deep into his nostrils.

At first, Rayman was in bliss. Happy images projected in his mind. He separated from reality as he pictured himself back at his world, froclicking across the bright green scenery of the Dream Forest, skipping to the rhythmic beats of Band Land, and gazing at the stars in Blue Mountain. There's no place like home. But after 10 minutes, some bad memories began invading his thoughts. His world coming into an apocalypse, being boxed in the zoo, and all of Mr. Eden's negative critiques echoing in his head. His pleasure has turned into discomfortment. Head all hurting, and mind playing tricks. It brought Rayman into a mental breakdown. He screamed to have this feeling stop, cried for 5 minutes, then knocked himself out cold by banging his forehead against the sound mixing panel.

Tiger Eyes then left Rayman alone, who had passed out like he just died. An hour later when Rayman's escort came to pick him up, he found the limbless man unconscious, with his nose caked in powder. His body laid next to a table, with residue from that white powdery substance laying out. The escort came to the conclusion that Rayman might be indulging in illegal drug use. He snapped a picture, then faxed it to Eden's Board of Directors. Instead of taking Rayman to the police, the directors insisted he be taken home. Later, after Rayman woke up, another lecture took place.

Board Of Directors: Do you KNOW what kind of trouble you could've gotten yourself into if word got out that you were a junkie?! Are you trying to taint the good name of Eden?! For the love of god, Rayman, you're the face of our "Shove That Joint" program!

Rayman: I-I-I'm sorry, I sh-should have never snorted the stuff. I was irresponsible there, yes I admit, but that coke didn't belong to me. Honest.

Board Of Directors: Then who did it belong to?!


Rayman just couldn't tell on Tiger Eyes. Not only has he been nice to him, and the film crew already put money into his work, but Rayman also couldn't bear to let that poor pathetic tiger lose his job.

Rayman: I- I don't know. I just found it.

Board Of Directors: You just found some cocaine lying around, and decided to inhale it, in place of turning it in to our local authorities. Is THAT how a hero's supposed to behave!?

Rayman: I'm sorry, I really am sorry. My mind was just spiraling at that moment. I was thin- Anyways, no more drugs! I SWEAR on my life! NO MORE! Cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die!


That was a promise Rayman was willing to keep. After that traumatizing psychosis trip, he swore not to touch any drugs again. All he needs is his booze to keep him happy.

Rayman Fucks Up, final straw: Just recently, The Eden Report broadcast a live interview with Niji 6 member, Red, after he and his squad vanquished an alien race of Kaiju invading their city. The interview quickly went from exciting, to awkward, then unpleasant, after Red openly expressed his xenophobia out loud. He addressed the Kaiju as "interdimensional alien scum." Rayman took offense to that remark, being an alien himself. What's worse was that Red proudly admitted that he considered all aliens to be scum, with Rayman being no exception. Rayman had been a victim of xenophobia throughout his whole life. He's faced it since he was a kid, and he still faces it now. To this day, Rayman could never let go of that horrifying insight at the zoo. He's had enough. He no longer wanted to just take insults, and move on with his life.

Rayman: [*Chuckles*] Really?! Then why don't you say that to my face without cameras, YA FUCKING RED PRICK?!!

He swore on live TV. ....where families were watching, with their children. Rayman, the beloved mascot of Eden, wasn't supposed to do that. This sparked a huge backlash with Mr. Eden. That night, Rayman laid on his couch, surrounding himself with bottles of liquor. He was drunk to the core. Usually, the Board of Directors would communicate with him through his wide screen TV, and sort out his problems. Instead, he received a phone call from a very familiar voice.

Rayman: [*Picks up phone*] Whoever the fuck you are, now's not the time!

Yves: Rayman...

Rayman: Ohhhhhhhh, it's YOU again, OLD MAN! Are you finally ready to come out of hiding, hm?


Rayman doesn't usually speak to his father figure this way, but because he's drunk, he has the confidence to tell anyone off.

Yves: What the hell were you thinking? You know you're not supposed to have that language on television! Don't you think about the children?

Rayman: Oh, BELIEVE ME, I think about the children all the time! Especially hybrid children! People like me! I was once a child who faced non-human oppression, after all! But didn't you just hear what Red said to me?! He was being a specist prick! Eden is supposed to represent equality for all, so don't I get some justification for that?!

Yves: Yes, what he said was unnecessary, but that's no excuse for such inappropriate conduct.

Rayman: [*Sarcastic chuckle*] It's ALWAYS about YOU, isn't it? Yourself, your brand, your entire goddamn civilization! EDEN MUST COME FIRST! For once, I want you to see things MY WAY! Step into my shoes, for a fucking change!

Yves: This behavior of yours will not be tolerated. I think it's time you take a vacation. ...just until you've learned your lesson.

Rayman: "Vacation?" What is that code for? "Rayman, you're suspended?"

Yves: My god, are you drunk?

Rayman: Maybeeeeee. Maybeeeeee not. And ya know somethin'? I feel the reason why you want me to take a vacation is not cuz you want me to clean up my act, but cuz you can't stand to look at me anymore! After alllll we've been through together, this is what you reduce me to?

Yves: Listen, Rayma-

Rayman: No, you listen to me! Tell me you've had enough of me! Tell me right now! On second thought, why say it behind a phone?! Come tell me that in fucking person! C'mon, bring your ass over here! I'll be waitin' for ya!!

Yves: I can't-

Rayman: Just what I thought. I knew you were a coward at heart. If you're starting to have enough "Rayman" in your life, why don't you just fire me?! Let's see how you can work without the fucking voice of Eden!

He angrily slammed the receiver down, and went back to his drinking. The phone began ringing again, which pissed our drunken Rayman off. He then smashed it with his bottle of bourbon. Slouching down on his couch, he looked up at a framed poster for Rayman: No Limbs, All Heart. Sometimes, he missed being a child, where he was so innocent, pure, and had a bubbly outlook on everything. If he could go back in time, he'd stop that accident from destroying his world, and lead the happy life he wanted. After a moment of gazing, he turned to his Insect-Man action figure, which laid at the end of his couch. He grabbed it, and spoke to it as though it were alive.

Rayman: Fuck the Niji 6. I'm the only true hero, anyways. No offense, Insecty. You're pretty cool, yourself. [*Sighs*] Man, I wish you were real, so that you could serve Eden instead. I know you have better judgment than those self-righteous, xenophobic SHITHEADS!

In his anger, he accidentally crushed the figurine into pieces.

Rayman: Um... No worries, pal! I'll fix you right up! That's what I do best: Help people!

Unfortunately, Rayman was too intoxicated to properly concentrate, so fixing his figurine just ended up being impossible for him. He decided to just give up.

Rayman: Aw, fuck it. That's a "me problem" for tomorrow.

..............................

Yves: He was never like this when he was under my wing! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were spoiling him!

Yves was screaming at his Board of Directors from their office intercom.

Board of Director #4: Absolutely not, sir! We never let his actions go scott-free!

Board of Director #1: Indeed. We have all berated him on his immoralities.

Board of Director #2: He always seemed to get the message quite clearly.

Yves: All of you are god damn idiots! Did you even try to put any effort in making sure he got your message? You could've taken away his credit spending privilege!

Board of Director #5: Well, to tell you the truth, we never really considered obedience.

Board of Director #1: We can arrange some discipli-

Yves: NEVERMIND THAT! My boy is becoming reckless. We can't continue to keep a mascot if he's going to set a bad example on our way of life.

Board of Director #6: What do you want us to do? Fire him? What will become of Eden without their long term mascot?

Yves: Who says we're getting rid of him entirely? Eden still needs a Rayman.


Yves then contacted one of his trusty science specialists, Dr. Gordon Amherst. He was the guy who helped create Rayman's artificial stunt doubles, for movies such M-Arena, Hoodlum Havoc, and Tonic Trouble. As long as he still held an extraction of Rayman's blood, he could make more. A thousand, perhaps. All it takes is a small drip, and a little goes a long way. Yves commissioned some new clones. Like before, these clones looked exactly like Rayman, but handled professions better than him. Not only that, but their personalities were contrived only by positive aspects. They won't get mad, sad, or even peeved. Even if you insult them right to their faces, they will just laugh it off, and keep up their good-time vibe. They are incapable of thinking for themselves.

All of these clones were labeled as "The Perfect Rayman." Like robots, they were designed to carry out their duties exactly how they're instructed to, then be put to sleep once they start to tire out. Although they still required other bodily needs such as eating and grooming, their existence revolved solely on work. Work, and nothing else. Gordon released two clones, while 500 more were preserved in tubes, saved for future use. The reason Yves wanted two clones for now was because he needed another Rayman to take the first one's place when his resting time came up. The perfect Rayman, indeed. He would always submit, without having any resentment. A Rayman that will never say "no" to anything.

That following night, clone #1 was set to his job, covering the newest case on terrorist mastermind, Sarah Fisher. The real Rayman was at his penthouse, doing what he did best: Sleep. He woke up around 8:46 PM, meaning he will have trouble falling asleep again. He fell asleep on his own lunch, so now he reeked of lukewarm sushi, and was drenched in sake all over. He also noticed that his backside was in pain. Rayman had then withdrawn an 11-inch dildo out of his rear, which was the cause of his pain.

Rayman: Shit. Not again. Oh well...

Pretending as though it were nothing, he turned on the TV so he could catch The Eden Report. Actually, he wanted to see if there was still an Eden Report, since he's put on vacation for now. Eden always waits for Rayman. Nope. They were still airing The Eden Report. Not only that, but Rayman couldn't believe what he was seeing. It was his own face. The limbless man pressed himself against the wide screen, to take a closer look at this doppelganger. Was that one of my stunt doubles, he questioned himself.

Rayman: This better be a rerun, because who the fuck is this?!

.............................

Eden found themselves a new Rayman. A better Rayman. This has sent the real Rayman into a downward spiral. Now he eats and drinks twice the amount he usually consumes, and he's been sleeping less. That's a really bad sign, because Rayman takes passion in his sleep. That afternoon, Rayman just laid on his couch, with a tub of ice cream stuck on his head. He had chocolate ice cream for breakfast, and ate every last scoop. Even when he was full, he forced himself to keep eating. He removed the tub, but his head appeared to be missing. Beating the bottom of the empty tub, his head popped right out. After placing his head back on, he proceeds to sit there and sulk, while looking like a corpse.

Rayman: That motherfucker did it. He replaced me. [*Begins sobbing*] He officially doesn't love me anymore! Oh my God! Have I become a toxin on the good name of Eden?

Suddenly, everything went pitch black. There was nothing surrounding him but emptiness, and silence. Rayman then found himself in the presence of Yves Eden, standing 10 ft tall, and looking down at him in contempt. The limbless man kneeled down on his torso, begging and crying for Mr. Eden's forgiveness.

Rayman: [*Whimpering*] I'm... I'm so sorry! It was all my fault, but I can change, I swear! I'll seek rehab a second time! Therapy as well! You can even invite me to live with you again! Please don't disown me like this!

Yves: Are you crying? WE'VE TALKED ABOUT CRYING, RAYMAN!

Rayman: [*Wipes away his tears*] I-I-I-I-I- I'll stop that, too!


This entire scene was all in Rayman's mind. A nightmarish daydream. If he could see Yves again, he'd really beg for his job back. Even though Rayman is still Eden's #1 mascot, he wants himself to be up there personally, not a brand-X copy who takes his career for granted. Rayman didn't spend 30 years fighting to make the world a better place, just to lose it all. A true hero never quits.

Clone Rayman on TV: And coming at you with a bulletin; Today also marks the beginning of the hearing of Bullfrog, Dolph Laserhawk's partner in crime. He's currently being held at the MegaCity 1 courthouse, where a trial awaits him on his felonies.

Rayman suddenly had an idea. If he could seek information out of one of Dolph Laserhawk's cahoots, maybe he will prove he's competent enough to get his job back. Though he had a problem: He wasn't allowed to leave the apartment without an escort, sent by the Board of Directors. And he can't walk out the door, either. There's a giant bulky android guarding the entrance. Its job was to keep intruders out, and him in. However, Rayman still possessed his helicopter hair. He could just hover off the balcony. As for disobeying his orders, maybe he could come to an agreement with Mr. Eden.

Another problem to address: He can't just walk out in the open as Rayman. He'll need to go incognito. But what should he wear? All he had were human sized shirts with short sleeves, and clothes customized just for him. He couldn't work with long sleeves anyways. Whatever he wears with long sleeves, they just go limp. The same applies to pants. Such a bummer, cuz his limblessness is the most distinctive feature of him. Perhaps he could wear a hoodie to hide his recognizable blonde hair, and ray ban sunglasses to cover his large conjoined eyes. If he keeps his hands tucked into his pockets, he could probably create the illusion that he has arms. Probably.

Clone Rayman on TV: Stay tuned tomorrow on The Eden Report, as we discuss our newest sustainable topic: Why purchasing non-Eden products financially harms our community.

Rayman: Ah, shut the fuck up. When I'm through, they'll stuff you back into your beaker.


...............................

Rayman arrived at the MegaCity1 courthouse, wearing his disguise. However, the room holding Bullfrog in was heavily guarded. As soon as they noticed Rayman, they pointed their weapons at him.

Guard #1: Stop! No one's allowed inside! Niji 6 orders!

Scared, he froze, and put his hands up. The guards then noticed that while his hands were up, there were no arms attached. When they looked down, they couldn't see any legs either. There's only one person on this planet who has no arms or legs.


Guard #1: Rayman?

The jig was up. So much for going incognito. Rayman peeled back his hoodie, took off the shades, and gave a nervous smile with a cheerful "Ta-da!" The second guard scoffs.

Rayman: Officer, I got no time for this! I gotta wrap up an interview with that damn terrorist before 3 p.m! You know? The trial? HELLO?

Guard #1: I, uh... was not aware of this. Okay, I gotta check with my...

Rayman: I was just talking with Red outside. It was scheduled in this morning's brief. Board of Directors' orders, man. [*Chuckles*] But please, please, go ahead. After all, Red is such a lovely, understanding person, right?


The guards hesitated for a moment. They thought maybe they should trust Rayman. After all, he is the voice of Eden. They unlocked the door, and let Rayman in.

Guard #1: Okay. O-Okay, please, Rayman, don't tell anyone.

Rayman: I got your back, dude.


Rayman then entered.

Guard #1: Wow. Rayman is such a nice guy.

The limbless man was now alone with one of Eden's most wanted terrorists. Quite frankly, he was nervous. This was the first time he had to carry out an objective on his own, without any security backing him up. Deep inside, he was scared. He could feel his heart pound outside his chest. There was his fugitive, sitting in a giant tube, with his back turned away. Rayman slowly walked towards the tube. He tried to keep a straight face, but the fact that he knew what he was dealing with, it was impossible to hide his fear. He wanted to say something, but didn't have the nerve to. Just then, the criminal turned around, facing him while sucking a juice box.

Despite the frog's bruises and torn clothing, he looked very childlike and innocent. The frog didn't even show any hostility towards Rayman. Instead, he wanted to offer him a juice box, tropical or orange. It was hard to believe, despite all the reports covered, that this hybrid had massacred innocent bystanders, alongside with the most notorious terrorist. Rayman could hear a French accent coming out of the frog. He once knew a frog who had a French accent, with a face just like his.

Rayman: So, uh... I'm... sorry to intrude on you like this... No, I'm not sorry. I came here... I came here...

Bullfrog: Came here for what?

Rayman: Well...

Bullfrog: I take it that you're shy. It's alright. Go on, and speak what's on your mind. I have nothing to do around here, so a little chit-chat would be nice. ...even if it's with Eden's favorite poster boy. I used to watch you as a tadpole, you know-

Rayman: Okay, you gotta know something. I've been committed to this job for 30 years. That long. I've been in this gig that long. It's the only career that defines me for who I am. My greatest passion since I was a kid. Then out of the blue, my boss, the old fart, decided to fire me over a few innocent mistakes. Does he realize if not for me, Eden wouldn't be what it is today? Am I not allowed to have flaws? There must be something I could learn out of you. It's not fair!


There was a short moment of silence. Although Rayman losing his long term job mentally affected his well-being, Bullfrog just stared at him, completely unfazed. The frog didn't sympathize with a man that put him in this predicament.

Bullfrog: Oh. Not fair. Right. That's what crossed my mind when your police force shot my friend Pey'j last night.

Rayman: Well, I mean, you're a terrorist after all. What did you expect?

Bullfrog: Right back at you, friend. What do you expect visiting a dirty terrorist?

Rayman came out here just to learn the full truth about Laserhawk and his homicidal organization. He really wanted his job back, but this frog has left him petrified. Perhaps negotiating with a dangerous terrorist, that gave off such a mild-mannered aura and reminded him of a certain hippie he encountered when he was 9, is not worth it. He didn't have the stomach for it.

Rayman: This was a mistake. Maybe I should just g-

Bullfrog: You were right to be upset. I watched you that day. Between all those lies you were spewing about us, about everything, there was this one true moment. And they are punishing you for this, right?


After what his cunning criminal had just said to him, Rayman wanted to stick around a little longer. Maybe he will get that info, nevertheless.

Bullfrog: Tropical, or orange?

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[*Elsewhere, at the Board of Directors' office*]

As all directors were arranging for Bullfrog's execution tomorrow, since he would be found guilty anyways due to their rigged system, Yves came up on their intercom, to hear the latest update on their Rayman clones.

Yves: Apologies for interrupting your work, gentlemen, but tell me: How's our new Raymen holding up? Any trouble?

Director #3: No trouble, whatsoever. Neither of them have shown a single sign of resentment. They don't hesitate to do what they are told, and always kept a smile.

Director #6: [*Whispers*] It's so damn creepy, to be honest.

Yves: Ah, good news. Now that's my cup of java. I don't know why I haven't thought of this a long time ago. If I still had my body, I'd hug both of them.

Director #4: But what will become of the other Rayman? You know, the original?

Yves: Well, Eden doesn't exactly have enough room for two Raymen.

Director #1: Technically, we have-

Yves: That's a metaphor, smartass!

Director #1: Sorry.

Yves: As I was saying... One of them has to go. But since he's always felt like a son to me, he can stick around. ...for one more day. God, I wish I could tell him how much I'll miss him.


............................

Rayman clutched the juice box offered to him, slurping away. He slurped so hard, he almost forgot to breathe. Then he began reflecting on his past, while looking at his own printed likness on the beverage.

Rayman: You've heard about my story, right? How I was sent to your world, with a mission to help people? That's not some sentimental tale dubbed for a family-friendly demographic. It's all true. I've had this instinct since I was 5 years old. Or was it 6? Little me could never walk past a frowning face without seeking the source behind it. I didn't fulfill those acts of charity just to gain something out of it. I did them because it made me feel good. As corny as it sounds, I never could lie about that.

Rayman (CONT'D): Then on that fateful day, when I was 9, an abnormal calamity destroyed everything I loved. The home I lived in. The friends I made. Even my own mother. She was a fairy, by the way. Ya know what's worse? It happened because I failed them. While she still had some breath left in her, she wanted to migrate me to a new dimension, and let me continue on with my destiny. I... I refused. I couldn't let my only family member go. But she cared about me too much. She chose me in particular because she saw the potential in me, to help revolve a new world. I took that to heart.

Rayman (CONT'D): Just as I crossed the barriers into your dimension, I wanted to get acquainted with all these new inhabitants, and let them know they have a new savior. Funny what we believe when we don't know any better, because the humans did not take kindly to my presence. They screamed at the sight of me. Some had kicked me around. They caged me up in a box at the zoo for sheer entertainment, kind of like what you're sitting in right now. ...except yours looks more luxurious. Your world was nothing like mine. Everyone was so cruel and unforgiving. Even hybrids feared me. I was nothing to them but a filthy alien.

Rayman (CONT'D): One man, a human, said otherwise. He pulled me out of the darkness. That man was the brain behind the creation of our society, Mr. Yves Eden. Not only was he kind to me, we both had one thing in common: Healing the world. But in order to do that was to win the public's heart. Mr. Eden convinced me I had all the right stuff, because I was unique compared to everyone else. Once people began to love me, my morals then came across to them. Mr. Eden helped me extend my success further, until we turned the state into a safe utopia-


Rayman stopped after some loud slurping interrupted him.

Bullfrog: You really don't have to sell Eden's propaganda anymore, sir. Especially not to me.

Rayman: I'm not selling you anything! Wealth and fame was never important to me! Just doing stuff out of the goodness of my heart! What is driving your clan to nuke our city? All we want to do is bring balance to all folks and youth! Of different race, ethnicity, gender, disability, sexuality, and not to forget, species! Sure, this job hasn't exactly made me happy, but making the people happy is what matters the most!

Bullfrog: So, you think you're bringing happiness to all. Was it really worth forfeiting your own?

Rayman: "Think?"

Bullfrog: Well, if you believe you're unhappy now... Why don't you crawl out of your bubble, and step into mine?


When Bullfrog mentioned "bubble," he literally meant it. He agaped his mouth, and spewed out a big bubble. This wasn't just some ordinary, slimy spit bubble. It projected imagery on it. Rayman stepped up for a closer view. It showed past footage of him spreading his messages on TV, then it cut to disturbing scenery that counteracted with his words.

He promised minorities safety, only to send them in a false sense of security. They were arrested, beatened, and even killed, for committing the most innocent penalties that did not live up to Eden's standards. Some are punished just for existing. All those charity funds Eden makes never goes into the causes they claim to help. Hybrid employment was rising, only to be labored into abusive conditions, and receive very little pay. Poverty increased because of Eden's inflation. Don't get me started on the children. Once a child is recruited into a Rayman kid, their childhood goes down the drain. They are brought into Camp Eden only to be treated like dogs, until their spirits are broken. These little kids would grow up into spiteful killing machines. Rayman wasn't the only exploited child.

No one felt safe living in Eden. Nobody could breathe. They couldn't leave Eden, even if they wanted to. Mass surveillance watched over their every move. Consequences came even by eating food that wasn't manufactured by Eden. Who's to blame for all their misfortune? Rayman. His power of influence did this. This was worse than any horror movie he had ever seen. The limbless man stood in place, with his eyes tearing up, his vision blurring, and his breathing building up tempo. It left him with a nauseous feeling in his stomach. He held his mouth shut, and looked around the room for a waste basket. After he found one, he emptied out all his contents. But since his sight was distorted, he missed the basket. He turned towards Bullfrog again, with vomit trickling down his mouth.

Bullfrog: People will believe anything when the truth is too hard to bear. Because you were unique, you became popular. And the more popular you became, the more people worshiped the ground you walked on. They relied on an idol to save them.

Rayman: ALL THESE YEARS, HE USED ME?!

Bullfrog: Yves Eden lied to protect his true intentions. He loved you, but only as his puppet. Since he feared you were starting to break out of your cycle, he cast you out like a worn out tool. Since Eden has lost interest in exploiting your ignorance, would you now consider yourself to be one of us, mon ami?


All Rayman did was turn his back away, and walked to his exit. Before leaving, he delivered one last word with Bullfrog.

Rayman: I can't be one of you. All I do is hurt people.

He covered his hair up again with his purple hoodie, and shielded his eyes away with his shades. There was nowhere to go but his penthouse, and accept his fate.

Guard #1: Why, hello again, Rayman! How did the interview turn out?

Rayman ignored the guard, and kept on walking.

Guard #1: Poor fella. That must have been one ruthless terrorist.

..........................

The next day, Rayman sat in his tub, looking lifeless, as the hot water showered down on him. He wanted to wash himself of this sin. If only it could clean him from the inside. Usually, he would have a bottle of liquor by his side, but he drank the last bottle yesterday. He couldn't order more, since he blew the last of his credits on comfort food. Such a waste, because he just gained a loss of appetite. Not feeling any better, he got out of the shower.

The limbless man glared at his reflection in the mirror. Eden has made people's lives into a hellhole, and he's responsible for making it happen. There's no chance for a rebuttal, since there's a lab-made copy stealing his identity. He can't join Dolph Laserhawk either, because he'll become an official public enemy. Eden is too powerful. Poor Rayman now felt he was incapable of helping anyone. A loser, is what he is. Sick of looking at his own face, he decided to leave the bathroom to get dressed. Abruptly, he was stopped by an old voice he hasn't heard in so long.

Betilla: Ramon?

He followed the voice, and to his surprise, he saw, what looked to be, his dearest mother. She couldn't be real. What if she's just a figment of his imagination, conquered up by his guilt? Maybe this is a delusion from indigestion. Real or not, he walked up to the mirror anyways. ...to speak to her. The two haven't spoken to each other in three decades.

Rayman: It's been a long time since I've heard that name.

Betilla: Is anything wrong, Ramon? I can tell something is wrong, so don't lie to me. A mother knows her own child best.


He needed someone to vent to. Who'd understand better than his own mother?

Rayman: What's wrong, you may ask? What's wrong?! EVERYTHING'S WRONG! I've spent 30 whole painful years working my ass off, sacrificing what I held dear to me, just to help make the world a better place! I didn't care about the fortune, fame, or- or... The reason why I put up with it all was because that's what I've always felt my place had been! To be a hero! Seeing hybrids and humans smile was the only satisfactory I asked for!

Rayman (CONT'D): In the end, I was never a hero. Perhaps I should never try to be one. I've hurt people. Got them killed. Thrown them out of their homes. Children were harmed because of me, for fuck's sake!


Now that was a mouthful. Mirror Betilla fidgeted for a bit.

Betilla: Do you suppose... ...there's still time to make everything right?

Rayman: There's no time at all. Believe me.

Betilla: Nonsense. There's always time to fix our mistakes.

Rayman: Oh, don't get all goody two-shoes with me, MOM! This is more than just an innocent mistake! No! There's not a rug big enough to sweep all this bullshit under! Everyone hates me! They want me dead! Fat chance if I'm ever gonna earn their forgiveness! I can't even forgive myself! The damage is already done, okay?!


Even his mother has let him down. It shouldn't really matter to him anyways, because she's not real. He wanted to walk away from her, and move on. But she refused to shut her mouth. Rayman couldn't help but listen to her. He really loved her.

Betilla: But it wasn't all your fault. You were just a naive child, affected under the influence of an experienced, elder man. You may have been a wise lad, but still too young to comprehend between right or wrong.

Betilla (CONT'D): You were manipulated, Ramon. He took your greatest passion, and used it against you. Because he acted like a father, if you could even call him one, you felt he was someone to trust with your life. All those lies have been fed to you behind fake kindness. Mr. Yves Eden may have "claimed" to value the people's happiness, but he never valued yours. It's been obvious from the start. Remember your lost childhood, Ramon?

Betilla (CONT'D): You can't make the public forgive you, and you don't have to, but if you truly believe you were born to be a hero, then be one. The Ramon I've known would never ask for anything in return for his actions. Just do what you feel is right. Not as Rayman, but as Ramon.


His mother faded from the mirror before his very eyes, leaving him to make his own decision.

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Clone Rayman on TV: You know that today is Retribution Day, right? Well, here's a big surprise for you! At this moment, the Niji 6 and our brave soldiers are on their way to deliver the final blow to these monsters!

Rayman sat it out, while twiddling his thumbs. Should he really make a stance against Eden? Doing so would lead to drastic consequences. It's him alone, against a massive surveillance megacorporation. He's useless compared to the likes of them. They're gonna murder another innocent hybrid, with his face. He can't do anything about it. Wait, why is he still feeling sorry for himself? It's not like he intended his actions to go this way. Then again, he left a huge mark on these unfortunate victims.

Rayman: Errrrrrrrrr! Stop thinking as Rayman! Ask yourself, buddy: What would Ramon do?

Well, nothing scared Ramon. He never believed in "never." Everyone loved Ramon for his courage and goodwill. Never did he quit when the going got tough. When he became Rayman, he thought Rayman could do better than what Ramon has ever done. Instead, Rayman delivered nothing but misformation that led them right to the slaughter. He never physically helped anyone. All he did was spread Eden's lies with a dumb smile on his face. Ramon wouldn't help people by standing in front of a camera, wearing pricey clothing. He'd do it the more natural way.

It was Yves Eden's fault for giving him this internal conflict. To think he spent 30 years obeying this horrible man, like he was some saint to answer all his prayers. Mr. Eden took everything away from him. Labored him to death. Took full control of his life. Occasionally hit him for speaking out his mind. Forced him to take great risks. Made him feel sorry for certain misfortunes that weren't his fault. Punished him for being himself. Gave him depression, insomnia, and an eating disorder. And what was it all for?

Rayman: For nothing.

That's right. He wasted 30 years of his life for nothing. Nothing for himself, and all for Eden. Mr. Eden had never loved him. He only loved the idea of him. Now he's made a new son, one that is more loyal to him. This was enough to make the limbless man lose the last of his sanity. He brought his sight to the "Rayman: No Limbs, All Heart" poster. The reason why younger him was denied a childhood was because Mr. Eden wanted to exploit him for his own selfish gain. He is no longer going to sit around, and let his life fall apart more. There isn't any life left to fall apart. He picked up an empty vodka bottle, and chucked it at the poster, bringing it down while its glass protection shattered.

It was time to take matters into his own hands. First, he wanted to alter his appearance. He went into the bathroom to put on a new hairstyle. When he tried combing it down backwards, he realized it looked too sauve. Instead of experimenting something new, he got careless and just messied up his hair, which ended up suiting him, given his situation. Remember the misplaced hair dye orders? He ended up using some of those dye bottles to create a flamed color palette, to represent his mood. To make his mood cry out louder, he applied eyeliner.

He got into his favorite purple hoodie, and yellow spiral sneakers. They were the same street clothes he wore yesterday, but this time he included fingerless black gloves, and painted a big red "O" on his t-shirt. While he was still Ramon, he always bore an "O" symbol on his chest. Now that he reunited with the "O," that meant Ramon was finally back. Rayman was never a hero, but Ramon has always been. Betilla assigned this destiny to Ramon only.

Before he was ready to serve real justice, there was no way he's going out there unarmed. He still kept the box that contained one of the prop weapons from Rayman's third lead movie, Hoodlum Havoc. Yves told him he was allowed to look at it, but not use. Rayman always followed Mr. Eden's rules accordingly. Ramon was a different story. He took the weapon, which were the deadly grappling Lockjaws, and equipped himself with them.

Ramon: Rayman has caused a lot of trouble. Now it's time for Ramon to fix them.

He ran to his patio, and jumped off the ledge. His trusty helicopter hair lifted him through the sky. It's time to straighten up and fly right. It's a good thing Ramon left his penthouse in record time, because his guard android has now been reprogrammed to eliminate him. It burst through the door the moment Ramon was out. The machine scanned all its surrounding, looking for the limbless wonder. He couldn't be found anywhere on its readings. When the android stopped trusting its radar, it began to demolish everything in sight, from top to bottom. Yves watched through the android's camera.

Yves: Where the hell is he?! Don't tell me he left the apartment! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO! HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO LEAVE?! DON'T YOU GUARD THE DOOR 24/7, YOU STUPID BUCKET OF BOLTS?!

Through the android's cam, he found the window to Rayman's patio had been opened.

Yves: Holy shit... Did he just jump off the balcony?! Well... If I had known he wanted to end his own life, there wouldn't be any need for such a hassle. [*Giggles*] Eden can worry about the carcass later. I don't wanna miss seeing another dirty beast be wiped off my planet.

...................................

Today, a special event was being held at The Eden Report. It was Retribution Day. Filthy sinners would be strapped into an electric chair, and their execution was broadcast live. ...shown to families. Rayman can't swear on TV, yet murder is allowed. The logic of it all. What's worse is that they bring in kids to pull the leaver. Today's unlucky victim was Bullfrog. As always, Rayman, or rather one of the clones, hosted it. Besides the Board of Directors, Yves, Dr. Gordon, and the original Rayman, everyone thought this was the real Rayman. But Bullfrog knew it wasn't. He could tell this wasn't the same Rayman he shared a juice box with.

Clone Rayman: So, Mr. Bullfrog. You thought you could kill innocent people and threaten Eden's way of life, and get away with it? Too bad. Before we proceed with the execution, I've got one last very important question for you. And think about it very carefully, because these are gonna be your last words!

Clone Rayman (CONT'D): So here's my question. And there's nothing for you to win, except maybe the redemption of your soul. Mr. Bullfrog, when you think about what you did, do you have any regrets?

Bullfrog: I... As a matter of fact, I do have regrets. Ooh. I have blood on my hands, yes. Of course. I followed the path of the assassin, but this path has a code. A code of honor. So that, I don't regret. No. I'm sorry for my comrades. Jade, Pey'j, and even that stupid Cody Rhodes. Hmm. I should have been there for them. These are my regrets. Capitaine Dolph Laserhawk, I hope you're still alive somewhere. I... I failed you. Je... Je suis désolé, mon ami.


As expected, the clone showed no remorse. That's how Bullfrog knew this was a completely different Rayman. It also doesn't add up how Rayman still has a job, when he vented about how he lost it yesterday.

Clone Rayman: I know, I know. I'm as angry as you are. But don't worry. He's now facing his fate and will answer for what he has done. Right after these messages!

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[*At the Board of Directors' office*]

What has become of Dolph Laserhawk? Well, he's busy tangling with the Kiji 6, and presumed to be dead. Only allegedly. But that's not important to the story. We're only centering around the Ramon angle. The commercial break was over, and it was time to kill a terrorist. Patrons of Eden didn't want to miss it. Red of the Kiji 6, the Board of Directors, and of course, Yves Eden himself. Ramon arrived just in time at the Board of Directors headquarters. Before he had to do anything else, he must stop the execution. One of the directors noticed him flying towards them.

Director #4: Hey, what's th-

Ramon made a dramatic entrance by breaking through the window, and kicking one of the directors. With his Lockjaws, he perched one of them into the heart of their fifth director, and electrocuted them to death.

Director #3: Rayman?!

Ramon: Nobody make a fucking move! You hear?!

Director #1: Rayman, what has gotten into yo-

Ramon: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!


The alpha director was frozen in shock. What has become of their Rayman, and why is he suddenly like this?

Ramon: I said, SIT DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER!

Director #1: O-okay! Okay! We're sitting down.

Director #2: L-L-Look, Rayman, whatever's going on with you, I'm sure we can hel-

Ramon: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND DON'T CALL ME "RAYMAN!" Now, you see these toys? Unless you bastards don't wanna live like me, LIMBLESS, do something smart for once, and call off the execution! NOW!

Director #1: You know that's impossible.

Ramon: I don't think you understand the shit you're in! Cut it off!

It's appropriate to say they were intimidated by this 4 ft tall, cartoonish looking alien with no limbs. He was armed with deadly gadgets he wasn't supposed to touch, and just killed one of their directors. Those Lockjaws were powerful enough to rip the flesh off their bodies. None of them could make a run for it, as those steel metal grapplers were also fast and shifty.

Ramon: GOD DAMMIT, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! CUT IT OFF!

The countdown for the execution had started. Once they reach 0, it's all over for poor Bullfrog. The directors couldn't call the execution off, and Yves would be mad as hell, but what choice did they have? While Bullfrog's life was on the line, so was theirs. Ramon was gritting his teeth in anger, and tapped his foot to show they were testing his patience. Eventually, they came to Ramon's terms, and called the execution off.

Clone Rayman on TV: Wait What? Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. It... it seems that we have a small technical issue with the chair, so for safety reasons, we have to, um-

The TV cut off from there. However, that wasn't the only thing that was going to cut off.

Director #2: There! Are you happy now?

Ramon let out a light chuckle. It wasn't a jolly chuckle, but more like the laugh of a madman.

Ramon: Of course I'm happy!

Ramon laughed some more, manicaly. The directors presumed that he was now in a good mood, though it still came off as disturbing. To keep his good mood up, they all joined him by forcing laughs out of themselves.

Ramon: Well, now that my work here is done, guess I'll just scootaloo back ho-

The limbless man took his Lockjaws, and grabbed hold of both the alpha and omega directors' heads.

Ramon: I lied.

.............................

[*Aftermath*]

Ramon laid on the table, covered in the blood of Eden's Board of Directors. Guts, organs, and dismembered body parts scattered around the room. This was just what he needed to let his anger out. It felt really good to him. He did what Betilla bestowed him to do, and that was help people in this dimension. After all those years of suffering, he found real satisfaction for once in his life. What he lost was now regained: His title as a hero.

Yves: WELL, SOMEBODY BETTER HAVE A FUCKING EXCUSE, OR ONE OF YOUR ASSES ARE OUT OF A JOB!

Ramon got up from the table. That voice was coming from the intercom. He knew that voice. But before he was ready to give his two cents, he wanted to mess around with "Daddy" for a while.

Yves: "TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH THE CHAIR?!" You fellas know damn well that chair was in solid working condition! It was tested yesterday! Don't tell me you're starting to go soft on these mutated freaks of nature!

Ramon: [*In a bad Boston accent, while disguising his voice*] Mistah, um afraid the Boahd of Directahs cannot reach ya at the line. They uh out takin' theah cahs to the wash!

Yves: Who the fuck is this?

Ramon: Oh, just let say youah plan has been... [*Breaks character*] ...alienated.

Yves: Rayman?

Ramon: Don't fucking call me that! That was never my name, and you know it!

Yves: What have you done to my directors?! And how did you survive?!

Ramon: Your only business is between you and me! I've got a lot of things to say to you!

Yves: Whatever you did to them, I don't need my directors to help me progress the good name of Eden! As long as I have those under my possession, my influence, Eden will build itself stronger! My name is an entire empire. If you want to reach me, then good luck with that, you ungrateful child. I have soldiers in many places to stop you in your tracks. And even if they can't stop you, you'll never find where I'm hidden. Go on and try. I dare you.

Ramon: Oh, I will find you, Mr. Yves Eden. And when I do, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEAD, AND MOUNT IT ON A WAL-


Mr. Eden hung up on the call. As long as he's still alive, Eden will still be around, to torment the innocent. This is not game over for Ramon. It's only the beginning. He must continue...
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Re: Ramon, Our Only Hero (CL Rewrite)

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I didn’t like Rayman’s design in CL (separate eyes don’t work on him at all), so I drew some redesigns for my story. Bare with me, I’m not an artist, or a very good one.

Here’s little Rayman.
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Rayman, as he is in his current time.
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Now, Ramon:
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That was a lot of fun. ☺️ Are you waiting for season 2 to continue this or will you go your own way?
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hoodlumsworld wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:45 pm That was a lot of fun. ☺️ Are you waiting for season 2 to continue this or will you go your own way?
Like hell, I’m going my own way! The original show sucks.
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Big J wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:58 pm
hoodlumsworld wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:45 pm That was a lot of fun. ☺️ Are you waiting for season 2 to continue this or will you go your own way?
Like hell, I’m going my own way! The original show sucks.
Ykw? I HIGHLY agree to this, that because CL community is EVERYTHING about Rayfrog.
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StanceDance wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:17 am
Big J wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:58 pm
hoodlumsworld wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:45 pm That was a lot of fun. ☺️ Are you waiting for season 2 to continue this or will you go your own way?
Like hell, I’m going my own way! The original show sucks.
Ykw? I HIGHLY agree to this, that because CL community is EVERYTHING about Rayfrog.
Oh, it’s more than just the RayFrog that’s pissing me off. The ship is overrated (and gross), yes, but I’ve experienced more bullshit than that. Fans will foam at the mouth when you remind them that Rayman is not the protagonist of the show, they treat Rayman’s depiction like it’s perfect in every way (when in reality, he’s just unoriginal and flat), they refuse to be critical over some ableist aspects of Rayman (refusing to see it as problematic due to how “hot” he is), and dare you voice your certain discomforts in this community or you get jumped.

I’m not saying all fans are like this. In fact, I have friends in this community who too are fed up with the CL fandom’s bullshit. It got so bad, they decided to block all tags related to Captain Laserhawk on Twitter. Also, I wasn’t just referring to the community, but also the show itself. Its writing is lazy, rushed, and they rely heavily on shock value for popularity. My point still stands; The show sucks, and its community is equally bad.
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Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:28 am Oh, it’s more than just the RayFrog that’s pissing me off. The ship is overrated (and gross), yes, but I’ve experienced more bullshit than that. Fans will foam at the mouth when you remind them that Rayman is not the protagonist of the show, they treat Rayman’s depiction like it’s perfect in every way (when in reality, he’s just unoriginal and flat), they refuse to be critical over some ableist aspects of Rayman (refusing to see it as problematic due to how “hot” he is), and dare you voice your certain discomforts in this community or you get jumped.

I’m not saying all fans are like this. In fact, I have friends in this community who too are fed up with the CL fandom’s bullshit. It got so bad, they decided to block all tags related to Captain Laserhawk on Twitter. Also, I wasn’t just referring to the community, but also the show itself. Its writing is lazy, rushed, and they rely heavily on shock value for popularity. My point still stands; The show sucks, and its community is equally bad.
I second this.

I'm just ticked that Ubi thinks putting Rayman in a edgy fanfic is more important than an actual new Rayman game.
Hopefully with Rayman's newfound attention thanks to CL, Ubi'll finally make another Rayman sequel.

I wouldn't hold my breath though.
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lyndo64 wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:54 am
Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:28 am Oh, it’s more than just the RayFrog that’s pissing me off. The ship is overrated (and gross), yes, but I’ve experienced more bullshit than that. Fans will foam at the mouth when you remind them that Rayman is not the protagonist of the show, they treat Rayman’s depiction like it’s perfect in every way (when in reality, he’s just unoriginal and flat), they refuse to be critical over some ableist aspects of Rayman (refusing to see it as problematic due to how “hot” he is), and dare you voice your certain discomforts in this community or you get jumped.

I’m not saying all fans are like this. In fact, I have friends in this community who too are fed up with the CL fandom’s bullshit. It got so bad, they decided to block all tags related to Captain Laserhawk on Twitter. Also, I wasn’t just referring to the community, but also the show itself. Its writing is lazy, rushed, and they rely heavily on shock value for popularity. My point still stands; The show sucks, and its community is equally bad.
I second this.

I'm just ticked that Ubi thinks putting Rayman in a edgy fanfic is more important than an actual new Rayman game.
Hopefully with Rayman's newfound attention thanks to CL, Ubi'll finally make another Rayman sequel.

I wouldn't hold my breath though.
You took the words right out of my mouth, bro. 👍 Spark Of Hope’s third DLC was already so perfect! They didn’t have to go out of their way and try to outdo themselves! I had a feeling Rayman was treated more like a marketing ploy than an actual character. Let’s be honest here; There was absolutely no passion put into Rayman. His design is ugly, too. It’s sad, because there are better methods to work Rayman into adult media, and they just took the easy way out. I don’t care if this show didn’t have room to breathe. It’s still lazy writing. It’s the reason why I wrote this fanfic to begin with.

Second, that’s good news, but knowing Ubisoft’s current state, I wouldn’t count my chickens before they hatch. Combined with Ubisoft’s greed and fixation for adult games, Polakus help us if Ubisoft decides to make the next Rayman game an M-rated shooter. This seems like a bit of a stretch, but remember the RRR era? Since the first game, the Rabbids kept taking up Rayman’s space and hogged the spotlight, before getting our limbless wonder temporarily killed so that these bunnies could get their own series. Ubisoft did this because of public favoritism. Back then, gamers didn’t want Rayman anymore. They just wanted the Rabbids. Sad, but true. Ubisoft killed Rayman because the Rabbids would make more money.

That’s what I fear for Rayman’s series with Captain Laserhawk blowing up. The internet is obsessed with edgy stuff, no matter how badly it’s written. I have been bullied for liking other Raymen more, and CL Rayman less. Because CL Rayman is so highly praised by fans, with both Tumblr and Twitter ejaculating from his very existence, Ubisoft would eventually capitalize on this. To boot, they have no interest in making “kiddie games” anymore. I don’t want Rayman to become a Conker clone, I just want Rayman to be Rayman.
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Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:12 am His design is ugly, too.
Tbh I kinda agree.
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lyndo64 wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 6:50 am
Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:12 am His design is ugly, too.
I will never understand how people find Laserhawk Rayman "hot."
It's probably the worst official design for Rayman.
FACTS, but dont tell the average rayman fan on tumblr, cuz they'll most likely freak the FUCК out and call you every phobe and -ist in the book
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lyndo64 wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 6:50 am
Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:12 am His design is ugly, too.
I will never understand how people find Laserhawk Rayman "hot."
It's probably the worst official design for Rayman.
In my opinion, Ramon’s design is even worse. He looks like a fucking anime cosplayer! 😂 And why did they give him sleeves?! I can tolerate pants, but I draw the lines at sleeves! Fans told me the sleeves are supposed to make him incognito, but here’s the problem: The Board Of Directors IMMEDIATELY recognized him as soon as he entered their office, proving his disguise is useless! It doesn’t help that is non-existence neck is also visible! (To give the benefit of the doubt, concept art originally showed that his sleeves were supposed to dangle)

Ramon deserves a more traditional Rayman look than just giving him a hoodie! (They should also make him look more angry than emo)

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My art’s not top tier, but what do y’all think? 😀
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Big J wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:58 pm Like hell, I’m going my own way! The original show sucks.
I asked because you still followed parts of the plot of season 1, like Rayman killing the board of directors and all. I'm curious to see how things from diverge from now. ☺️
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I’d like to share some facts about my version of Ramon! Cuz I can’t sleep, and I’m bored out of my head. I will only be emphasizing his “current stage.”
  • 1. Being much older than Bullfrog, he treats him like a kid. When it comes to children, he never swears, so he swears very little when in Bullfrog’s presence. He also connects with Bullfrog better than Dolph due to his childlike innocence.

    2. While the original Ramon is only strong when he’s holding a weapon, my Ramon is strong regardless. What fuels his confidence is anger. If you disarm his lockjaws, he’ll instead deliver a flying fist to your face, or make mincemeat out of you with his helicopter hair.

    3. He also makes the original Ramon look cuddly. My Ramon isn’t afraid to tear your guts out. After that, he will play with your insides, or dismembered parts, out of satisfaction. Not to mention, he’s got a serious anger problem, lashing out his lungs at full volume whenever somebody ridicules or invalidates him. Don’t point your finger while scolding. He will bite that finger.

    4. Yeah, he’s a real badass, but his body isn’t in the best shape. It’s due to many years of excessive consumption of junk food and alcohol. He tires out easily when running, and he isn’t very agile. Ramon relies too much on flying to get around. And if he gets too angry, he’ll fall into a heart attack.

    5. Despite being over the top violent and hot-tempered, he’s really good with kids. He’ll hang around them for a while and chat. When he spots a frowning child, he will go out of his way to cheer them up, whether it be doing a grimace and taking apart his own body. Sometimes, he’ll also play with these kids, while telling them stories about his old home dimension life.

Say, I've been wondering if any of y’all had done a redesign of CL Rayman/Ramon yourself. I’m curious to know what your own creative twist on him is like! 😁
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Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:45 am
lyndo64 wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 6:50 am
Big J wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:12 am His design is ugly, too.
I will never understand how people find Laserhawk Rayman "hot."
It's probably the worst official design for Rayman.
In my opinion, Ramon’s design is even worse. He looks like a fucking anime cosplayer! 😂 And why did they give him sleeves?! I can tolerate pants, but I draw the lines at sleeves! Fans told me the sleeves are supposed to make him incognito, but here’s the problem: The Board Of Directors IMMEDIATELY recognized him as soon as he entered their office, proving his disguise is useless! It doesn’t help that is non-existence neck is also visible! (To give the benefit of the doubt, concept art originally showed that his sleeves were supposed to dangle)

Ramon deserves a more traditional Rayman look than just giving him a hoodie! (They should also make him look more angry than emo)


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My art’s not top tier, but what do y’all think? 😀
Sorry to say this, but i going to disagree to y'all opinions, i mean yeah, calling Ramon "hot" is making nonsense, and he looks like an anime cosplayer.
But Ramon is a worst design in Rayman history? yeah, i have to disagree with that, since MAD actually have the worst designs ever.
Oh, and btw i both respect y'all opinions, kind of disagree but I'm not offended.
Rayman on Sleeves and Pants, And Your Design is fire tho in my book :D
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StanceDance wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:29 pm But Ramon is a worst design in Rayman history? yeah, i have to disagree with that, since MAD actually have the worst designs ever.
I actually agree with that, however I meant offical designs (I think the MAD design is unoffical, correct me if I'm wrong), not parodies. :)

But yeah, that MAD design is rough :lol:

EDIT: I take back what I said, the final Captain Laserhawk design isn't the worst design of Rayman, the concept art for CL Rayman is even worse :sad:
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lyndo64 wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:36 pm
StanceDance wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:29 pm But Ramon is a worst design in Rayman history? yeah, i have to disagree with that, since MAD actually have the worst designs ever.
I actually agree with that, however I meant offical designs (I think the MAD design is unoffical, correct me if I'm wrong), not parodies. :)

But yeah, that MAD design is rough :lol:

EDIT: I take back what I said, the final Captain Laserhawk design isn't the worst design of Rayman, the concept art for CL Rayman is even worse :sad:
Holy Suarez, now THAT IS THE WORST OFFCIAL RAYMAN Design!
Good thing that Ubisoft cancelled that design.
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