Corrupt a wish!

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have a limited time to get the trophies, if that times over, before you get all them, you will have to work nonstop for 2 days, before you try again

I wish I could still get Funky Ray

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now the uplay tasks are much harder, such as getting 100 million lums

I wish there were more scary console error sounds

[Insert A username]

Granted, but every time the scary sounds play, you jump so high you break your ceiling and roof.

I wish I didnt suck at History

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you now suck at every other subject

I wish I had a Fortnite nerf gun

[Insert A username]

Granted, but your gun kills everyone you fire at except for your relatives, siblings, parents and friends

I wish Rayman Legends Definitive Edition had even more stuff.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it replaces all the stuff that were already there

I wish to be able to instantly identify every song I here

[Insert A username]

Granted, but the song you hear gets stuck in your head for 6 hours

I wish Rayman Adventures was still alive and updating

[Greengoop]

Granted, but RPC shuts down instead

I wish for an official dlc in any rayman game

[Insert A username]

Granted, but the DLC adds Rabbids to the game

I wish Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 still got updated

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the updates completely changed the game

I wish I could like my childhood interests again without looking nerdy

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you age 10 years backwards

I wish Rabbids never existed

[Greengoop]

Granted, but that leads to origins and legends never existing

I wish they added plums back to rayman legends

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have to play Rayman Legends next to a Virgin Olive Oil

I wish I was an Expert at playing the Otamatone

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the one you have is Mouldy

I wish that I got all my lent equipment (in school) back

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have to repeat school

I wish I had more tings

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you gotta thank me

I wish I was better at gaming with a keyboard

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you now suck at playing the controller (also thanks so much for the tings man!)

I wish I got my first diamond cup in Rayman Legends (challenges i mean)

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s for using the pit glitch (ultimate shame)

Wish I could be “rayman bros” with my friends again

[Insert A username]

Granted, but they start disliking one random Rayman Game but still like the other ones

I wish Ubisoft cared for Rayman still

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the fanbase doesn’t care anymore

I wish my phone wasn’t on 7% right now