Corrupt a wish!

[DaveRattlehead]

Granted, but you'll always be naked if you're a human.

I wish I knew a bit more about programming.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you forget about everything else

I wish I had infinite money to spend on video games

[pompom454]

Granted, but you must play tycoons for the rest of your life to have infinite money for videogames.

I wish I had a PS Vita to play Sly 4 on.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s broken

I wish it wasn’t raining right now

[lyndo64]

Granted, but now scorching hot!

I wish I lived in a mansion.

[Greengoop]

Granted but it has dirt all over it

I wish I had a mullet

[Insert A username]

Granted, but i get confused and give you the fish mullet instead of the haircut (i think)

I wish PvZ 2 got 8 new worlds

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are £500 DLC

I wish you could play ps3 games in PS5 (which I can’t stress enough)

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you cant okay ps4 or 5 game anymore

I wish the fan made dlc to come out right now

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but it gets taken down after a day.

I wish all clothes I wear would feel comfortable on me.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are all size 2

I wish i found all rayman lost media

[Insert A username]

Granted, but people call you nerd

I wish my best friend had the same favorite tv shows as me

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you both have horrible choices

I wish I could make a Reddit post without failing that stupid captcha 50 times

[DaveRattlehead]

Granted, but you'll still fail the captcha at least 5 times

I wish I had a new car.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but its from IKEA, meaning you have to assemble it using the mini screwdriver thing that they give you.

I wish I could photosynthesize.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you become a weed and can’t do anything until you get ripped out of the ground by a gardener

I wish “flavoured” toothpaste wasn’t disgusting

[pompom454]

Granted, but the only flavor now is mint
I wish I made Smash Bros. Melee to scare off the competitive scene

[Greengoop]

Granted, but everyone is too afraid to play it now

I wish I could secure my future

[Hugo]

Granted, but your future is so secure that time no longer progresses beyond it

I wish I could meet Ly

[Greengoop]

Granted, but she refuses to have business with you

I wish I had infinite cheesecake