You know you suck at Rayman when...

[dr_st]

When instead of escaping with Globox you get killed by the lasers blocking the door in Rayman 2.

Oh yeah, I did that once just to see what would happen I don't think it was anything special, no double-Globox glitch or anything like that

Happened to me too once, when the monitor was so dark that I couldn't see the opening I was supposed to go through.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Murfy drops you to your death in the intro segment of Rayman 3

[Greengoop]

When murfy gives up on giving you advice in rayman 2

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Murfy must explain to you how to get past the title screen

[Greengoop]

When you need to follow a YouTube tutorial on how to start the game

[pompom454]

When you don't get daddy Globox back to the Baby Globoxes.

[dr_st]

You end up with negative 100,000 points in The Fairy Council from falling off the Teensie Highway.

[Greengoop]

When the baby globs find their dad themselves

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Betilla takes away your power and gives them to someone else instead.
Doesn't matter who they are, they'll do a better job anyway.

[Mortamon Saturn]

...When you need to bring back this topic frop the dead because you actually just suck that much

[Greengoop]

When your topic dies for 16,674,275 seconds

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you try to stand on a plum, but instead Rayman gets his head stuck inside like a Livingstone!

[DaveRattlehead]

When you need Globox to beat a boss...
Wait, doesn't that happen?

[Mortamon Saturn]

Definitely didn't happen for a final boss

Cuando seleccionas el idioma incorrecto al iniciar el juego... ¡Maldita sea!

[Greengoop]

When you use a translator to try and understand the name rayman

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you killed not only the Raymen, but the Raywomen and the Raychildren too.

[Greengoop]

When globox eats the silver lum himself and actually kills Razorbeard

[DaveRattlehead]

When Razorbeard doesn't show up as the final boss, but a Henchman...
Didn't that happen too?

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Rayman swallows André and you're stuck playing as Globox.

[Greengoop]

When Razorbeard doesn't show up as the final boss, but a Henchman...
Didn't that happen too?

And razorbeard still got defeated just by watching the henchman lose


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