You know you suck at Rayman when...

[lyndo64]

When the Magician says "f*cking finally" instead of "you saved the wooooorld".

Honestly that's a better ending, they should play that after better Space Mama

[Greengoop]

When after 1000 deaths the game says

“Magician assist”
The magician is tired of your f*ckery and wants to clear the level for you. Y/N

[DaveRattlehead]

I would love to see Betilla visibly disappointed with you every single time you die, like "am I really giving you powers for this?".

[The Jonster]

Well I'm sure she felt this way in Origins when he tried blowing her skirt.

[DaveRattlehead]

When Rayman 2 doesn't start because Rayman has already given up.

[lyndo64]

When Rayman 3 doesn't start because Rayman's hands were being nice.

[Greengoop]

When globox gives your hands to Andre instead

[lyndo64]

When Murfy swallow's Andre, and Murfy becomes the Hoodlum king.

[The Jonster]

That explains why he taunts you about Rayman 4!

[lyndo64]

When Andre shatters the Heart of the World!

[The Jonster]

How is that any different than what Razorbeard shatters it actually?

[lyndo64]

How is that any different than what Razorbeard shatters it actually?

But Andre shattered it this time.

[Greengoop]

When mr dark shatters the heart of the world

[The Jonster]

Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again.

[lyndo64]

Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again.

Andre figures out how to turn them into Dark Lums

[DaveRattlehead]

When the piranhas in the Clearleaf Forest kill you.

[Greengoop]

Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again.

Andre figures out how to turn them into Dark Lums

Then grand minimus invents the new DarklumCoin

[The Jonster]

I mean if he can figure out a way to turn yellow lums into black lums, then we could have issues here.

[Greengoop]

When there’s still 531 posts until there’s 3000

[lyndo64]

When you fall alseep in Rayman 1