Things Teensies Would Say

[DaveRattlehead]

I have to get the yellow colour back.

[lyndo64]

I have to get painted blue

[The Jonster]

I have to go spray paint someone green.

[lyndo64]

I have to dress up in a mascot costume of myself

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go all the way into a giant Minecraft cave just to find nothing

The average modern Minecraft experience


I have to go build a highway made of ice and ride a minecart across it.

[Greengoop]

I have to kill some intense Minecraft gamers with just a fishing rod and a single TNT

[lyndo64]

I have to go by Robux

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go lie about the current state of Minecraft to illegally sell a pointless scammy mod.

[DaveRattlehead]

I have to spread Rayman is stronger than Lacmac.

[lyndo64]

I have to spread Rayman is stronger than Lacmac.

Factually untrue

[DaveRattlehead]

They were always scammers, not surprised after +20 years.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go- PRAISE LACMAC. LACMAC IS ALL, LACMAC IS EVERYTHING. REVERE THE LACMAC. OBEY THE LACMAC.

[Greengoop]

I have to spam threads of starving members with pictures of pizza

[DaveRattlehead]

I have to vote for Lacmac to be April's Fools Day theme in 2025.

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go eat a pizza I bought with my secret stash of Tings

[lyndo64]

I have to go make an excuse

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go get mad over some pixels in a video game for children!

[Greengoop]

I have to go send death threats to globox for stealing Rayman’s hands

[lyndo64]

I have to go send death threats to globox for stealing Rayman’s hands

And shoes!

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to get deeply offended by the lack of plums in video games in general!